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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

freeedr posted:

God I hate the word “pussy”

God: Then you shall have none

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

freeedr posted:

God I hate the word “pussy”

a trained therapist can help you deal with self loathing

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Pussy's good now, Ben Shapiro made it so.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Dry doesn't equal good

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

My " hate pussy love chickens" tshirt is really not helping.

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"Negotiations were going well. They were very impressed by my hat." -Issaries the Concilliator"

Killer whales! :argh:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

carrionman
Oct 30, 2010

freeedr posted:

God I love having chickens.

God I hate the word “pussy”

Stay away from B I O S then. If twitter is any indication

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Why can't I understand anything on this page?

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

By popular demand posted:

Why can't I understand anything on this page?

Old and/or dumb (like me)

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

I had a super racist coworker that would describe Asians as this pejorative.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

spookykid posted:

I had a super racist coworker that would describe Asians as this pejorative.

That is gonna get him into fights in the UK for non-racism reasons.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Thanks Internet, I was going crazy figuring what the gently caress.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


carrionman posted:

Stay away from B I O S then.
But I need it to make my computer boot up.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





By popular demand posted:


Thanks Internet, I was going crazy figuring what the gently caress.

You'll Never Goon Alone

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

By popular demand posted:


Thanks Internet, I was going crazy figuring what the gently caress.

She's a compulsive masturbator who gets wasted on cheap wine that comes in plastic bags, op

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

spookykid posted:

I had a super racist coworker that would describe Asians as this pejorative.

Oh come on Anne Hathaway isn't that bad

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

steinrokkan posted:

She's a compulsive masturbator who gets wasted on cheap wine that comes in plastic bags, op

What's her username?

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Yngwie Mangosteen posted:

Right but he also used to make a tv show and now he mostly just does drugs and I'm happy for him
doesn't he still host Price is Right?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

DACK FAYDEN posted:

doesn't he still host Price is Right?

he does drugs while hosting a tv show.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Issaries posted:

Killer whales! :argh:

Looking forward to learning that humpbacks have figured out how to hire hitmen

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

"It's done, boss. Flipper's sleepin' with the humans."

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I assume it was a beached animal that someone decided to mercy kill??

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I assume it was a beached animal that someone decided to mercy kill??
Why? And no.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
When all you've got is a gun everything looks like a mercy kill

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

DACK FAYDEN posted:

doesn't he still host Price is Right?

idk I've never seen it

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Why would you shoot a dolphin and not even eat it?

Food waste.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Smuckers is a suspect in this case.

butt dickus
Jul 7, 2007

top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players

stringless posted:

Why? And no.
what are you saying "why" to? americans are familiar with euthanizing horses from watching tv so it's not hard to imagine the kind of person who brings a gun to the beach seeing a stranded dolphin and thinking "oh this poor animal is suffering, good thing i'm strapped." bullets don't make it too far in water and dolphins are really heavy so it would have almost certainly been on land when they shot it

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

butt dickus posted:

what are you saying "why" to? americans are familiar with
They're also familiar with not reading articles, fair.

The dolphin was a juvenile that washed ashore with the wounds.

butt dickus
Jul 7, 2007

top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players
it says "found washed ashore" which i understand as "someone found it on the beach." is it supposed to mean someone watched the tide bring it in? maybe it's just that i want to believe people usually have good intentions but i think it would be pretty hard to shoot a dolphin in the water multiple times

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

butt dickus posted:

what are you saying "why" to? americans are familiar with euthanizing horses from watching tv so it's not hard to imagine the kind of person who brings a gun to the beach seeing a stranded dolphin and thinking "oh this poor animal is suffering, good thing i'm strapped." bullets don't make it too far in water and dolphins are really heavy so it would have almost certainly been on land when they shot it

What if the shooter was also in the water? And was a dolphin?

butt dickus
Jul 7, 2007

top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players
ok you got me i'm the one who killed the dolphin with my underwater gun

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
The article doesn't say when it was shot, just that someone found it washed ashore and called it in, and the people that came found it dead with gunshot wounds. Obviously, only the shooter would know for sure. It could have happened after it washed ashore and with no other witnesses, or maybe some rear end in a top hat fisherman pulled it up in a net and decided it would be fun to murder it, then tossed it overboard.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


maybe a spurned lover.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

steinrokkan posted:

She's a compulsive masturbator who gets wasted on cheap wine that comes in plastic bags, op

Don't dox my uni years

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

butt dickus posted:

but i think it would be pretty hard to shoot a dolphin in the water multiple times
Not if it's chilling around the boat as dolphins often do and some dumbass vaguely remembered the orca yacht attacks and went "it's comin' right at us!!" with an AR-15 or something.

What's strange is it was found March 13 and there still aren't details like caliber, total number of wounds, just that three distinct areas were hit. Washed up in western Louisiana, almost Texas, i.e. gun country/far-western Florida.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Dolphins, famous for not cunning near boats and saying hello.

Also me, who will only attend the beach if I'm packing heat.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


'cunning'?
:huh:

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010



quote:

Arttu opened microwave food and experienced hardship: "I was forced to watch some lecherous sight"

(It's exactly as awkward in Finnish as my translation, quote and all.)

e: The actual news? There was a piece of blue plastic in his rainbow trout temptation.

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