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You hate me? OK then, so I hate you too! I saved you from life on the streets and you give me no thanks. No cuddles, no pets, just poop. You are a fatass and only talk to me when you're hungry. Otherwise you're hiding under the bed or in that hole you tore in my box springs. I ought to throw you out on the curb if this is how much you appreciate me you dick! I had your balls cut out, so I've already been more responsible than the average pet owner. Or I should leave the door open all day. You can't stand me? Then GTFO.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2015 19:24 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 20:34 |
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Bams, I just want to clip your claws down. I am not trying to murder you. I've been doing this for a decade now. This is not new.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 18:42 |
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Soaring Kestrel posted:
My cat does this, so I wrap her up in the fitted sheet and finish the bed while she tries to find her way out.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2019 19:57 |