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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

moose face posted:

lets just say that decadent assholes who zip around in private jets for phony hollywood affairs and leisure have absolutely no right to opinions about oil production

but what if they own stock in said oil production?

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

but what if they own stock in said oil production?

well lets use some hollywood magic to get the price of crude back up then lol

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

dude owns

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Unguided posted:

I'd buy wine from him.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
hey mookface how you doing on this friday? you keepin it sleazy??

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Literal Carehaver posted:

hey mookface how you doing on this friday? you keepin it sleazy??

gently caress dude just hanging out i treated myself to a 1.5L bottle of aquafina demineralized treated water which is chilling on the window sill. fast and loose baby

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

im toby mcguire's shockingly large flaccid penis

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

moose face posted:

gently caress dude just hanging out i treated myself to a 1.5L bottle of aquafina demineralized treated water which is chilling on the window sill. fast and loose baby

hel yeah water is real good. i get VERY nice on the stuff

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Literal Carehaver posted:

hel yeah water is real good. i get VERY nice on the stuff

the water that comes out of the taps here tastes like xylene

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

so thats where spiderman keeps all his web

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

toggle posted:

so thats where spiderman keeps all his web

Well, he really was a superhero after all.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

its fake. i googled it becuase i cant live in a world where toby maguire's dick is bigger than mine. i WONT live in that world

anyway it is fake

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

A misanthrope posted:

its fake. i googled it becuase i cant live in a world where toby maguire's dick is bigger than mine. i WONT live in that world

anyway it is fake

David Blaine is a true magician.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

its fake. i googled it becuase i cant live in a world where toby maguire's dick is bigger than mine. i WONT live in that world

anyway it is fake

it looks like toby maguire has 2 dicks

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
Fake or not all they dicks probly bigger than ours and this world is fine to me

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

This joke got me to download The Critic once upon a time and I watched two episodes and realized immediately how awful it was and deleted all the files. Pay attention Hollywood, that's how you fight piracy.

When I wonder if maybe The Critic was any good these days I reflect on the above experience and just watch the opening scene of Happiness instead.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Leo was real good in The Aviator too

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Sheep-Goats posted:

This joke got me to download The Critic once upon a time and I watched two episodes and realized immediately how awful it was and deleted all the files. Pay attention Hollywood, that's how you fight piracy.

When I wonder if maybe The Critic was any good these days I reflect on the above experience and just watch the opening scene of Happiness instead.

wrong and gay

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Sheep-Goats posted:

This joke got me to download The Critic once upon a time and I watched two episodes and realized immediately how awful it was and deleted all the files. Pay attention Hollywood, that's how you fight piracy.

When I wonder if maybe The Critic was any good these days I reflect on the above experience and just watch the opening scene of Happiness instead.

you're an imbecile

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
happiness owns so does the critic

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
todd solondz is my nigga

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
http://youtu.be/7uWW--w4SRs

Leo bought the rights to The Devil in the White City. I'd love to see him play HH Holmes, but he needs to lose some lbs first.

The Lives of Harry Lime owns. Welles is ridiculously charming in it.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
More like crappiness

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007




is that seriously fuckin' Tobey w/ the huge donger

A misanthrope posted:

its fake. i googled it becuase i cant live in a world where toby maguire's dick is bigger than mine. i WONT live in that world

anyway it is fake

did the same thing, i was terrified of that possiblity

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
hated him after titanic, whos with me

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
He was good in Django Unchained.

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
what's toby maguire's dong turning into

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

orson welles died a really fat man, c/d

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I don't think I've ever seen him give a bad performance in a movie. I've seen him in bad movies, but even then he was pretty good. I mean look at motherfuckers like Johnny Depp who make what could be a good movie noticeably worse.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
wait he's the new spider-man?

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

fun fact: paul thomas anderson wanted him to play dirk diggler in boogie nights

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

toggle posted:

fun fact: paul thomas anderson wanted him to play dirk diggler in boogie nights

I never thought I'd say this but thank god for Mark Wahlberg.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

mind the walrus posted:

I never thought I'd say this but thank god for Mark Wahlberg.

he talks to plant

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien

moose face posted:

lets just say that decadent assholes who zip around in private jets for phony hollywood affairs and leisure have absolutely no right to opinions about oil production

I'm super glad some sharp-eyed, sensible goon is keeping track of who can't have opinions on stuff

I will move Leo's file into the "hypocrite" cabinet immediately

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

moose face posted:

lets just say that decadent assholes who zip around in private jets for phony hollywood affairs and leisure have absolutely no right to opinions about oil production

actually he's rich af so he's entitled to whatever he wants

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Mr. Pumroy posted:

actually he's rich af so he's entitled to whatever he wants

Is GBS really the place for ontology?

hamster_style
Nov 24, 2004
neenjah!

I love you. And peas, with their sweet green peaness.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Windows 98 posted:

Orson Welles also did not win an Oscar

He won Best Original Screenplay for co-writing Citizen Kane with Herman J. Mankiewicz

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

mind the walrus posted:

Is GBS really the place for ontology?

LF was the place for oncology so why not.

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