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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Lmao did he just rebuy his account

# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:22

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LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

i hope so only so he can get banned again and again and again

# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:25

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

OSI bean dip posted:

i wonder if he'll rereg

# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:26

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

staphinfection1989 was the most interesting thing to happen to this thread in 2 months and all you dillweeds just gettin' mad that someone dare shitpost in the funny computer forum smdh

# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:38

Chocobo: Oct 15, 2012; Here comes a new challenger!; Oven Wrangler

will this lead to the return of infectedballs.jpg?

# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:43

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

I hear the only cure is found in the tropical rain forests of south america

# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:54

Heresiarch: Oct 6, 2005; Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

blugu64 posted:

I hear the only cure is found in the tropical rain forests of south america

brazilnuts.txt

# ? Aug 12, 2015 04:25

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

actually i find it outrageous you can be charged with both thing and conspiracy to do thing. seems like a way to double up the penalties for practically anything.

how do you feel about rubbing your stomach while patting your head

# ? Aug 12, 2015 04:37

Captain Cool: Oct 23, 2004; This is a song about messin' with people who've been messin' with you

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

actually i find it outrageous you can be charged with both thing and conspiracy to do thing. seems like a way to double up the penalties for practically anything.

I think the sentences are concurrent when this happens

# ? Aug 12, 2015 04:46

kw0134: Apr 19, 2003; I buy feet pics🍆

Muscle Tracer posted:

conspiracy means a very specific thing in legal context, iirc it's mostly a way to charge crime bosses for what their associates do even if they don't do it themselves

you're thinking rico (racketeer influenced and corrupt organizations) which is specifically the acts involved in running a typical criminal organization, like a capo taking money for his underlings running an extortion ring. conspiracy's been a crime for a long time, as it's the act of getting other people involved in performing a specific crime and taking concrete steps towards it. there's murder, the act of killing someone, then there's attempted murder which is trying to kill someone, and conspiracy to murder, because you got your neighbor to help you by getting you a gun or something with him knowing it's to be used for murder. you're nailing the neighbor for aiding the murderer, and the murderer for enlisting help that advanced his criminal goal.

and that's my effort post of the day

# ? Aug 12, 2015 04:50

Muscle Tracer: Feb 23, 2007; Medals only weigh one down.

kw0134 posted:

you're thinking rico (racketeer influenced and corrupt organizations) which is specifically the acts involved in running a typical criminal organization, like a capo taking money for his underlings running an extortion ring. conspiracy's been a crime for a long time, as it's the act of getting other people involved in performing a specific crime and taking concrete steps towards it. there's murder, the act of killing someone, then there's attempted murder which is trying to kill someone, and conspiracy to murder, because you got your neighbor to help you by getting you a gun or something with him knowing it's to be used for murder. you're nailing the neighbor for aiding the murderer, and the murderer for enlisting help that advanced his criminal goal.

and that's my effort post of the day

law posts [second] best posts [after electrical engineering posts]

[i miss three phase]

# ? Aug 12, 2015 05:24

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

and he's back

with his awful avatar

# ? Aug 12, 2015 06:43

Heresiarch: Oct 6, 2005; Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

can we please avoid trying to have actual arguments with the boring crazy person this time

mock him, fine, but don't actually try to point out the flaws in his arguments because he is a crazy person and it's like trying to staple jello to the wall

just jump straight to the derisive laughter because it's what you want to do in the first place, this isn't d&d

# ? Aug 12, 2015 06:56

poik007: Aug 16, 2006; Thinks Mother 3 is the best game ever

yd&dpos

# ? Aug 12, 2015 08:57

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

poik007 posted:

yd&dpos

yods&pods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dDtOHH5ExY

# ? Aug 12, 2015 09:01

dont skimp on the shrimp: Apr 23, 2008

OSI bean dip posted:

lol seraph84 is banned now

i wonder if he'll rereg

probably

prediction post:

FUKC YOU ALL. FREEDOM OF SPEACH. YOU MUTHERFUKCAS WILL NEVER HOLD ME DOWN

since he already unbanned himself i won't make a prediction about that

however, im sure the mod who probated him will get about 3-8 pms demanding an explanation to what exact rule he was banned for, how he broke it and why no-one else was banned

# ? Aug 12, 2015 09:35

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Zom Aur posted:

however, im sure the mod who probated him will get about 3-8 pms demanding an explanation to what exact rule he was banned for, how he broke it and why no-one else was banned

he doesn't have platinum

_{boy it sure would be a shame if he bought platinum wouldn't it}

# ? Aug 12, 2015 09:44

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

I'm kind of a green and tech oriented guy so I thought why not create a renewable energy marketplace but on the blockchain, since it's such an efficient tool. I bring the idea and you do the actual work.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 11:40

Munin: Nov 14, 2004

LethalGeek posted:

i hope so only so he can get banned again and again and again

becoming more and more complicit :10bux:

at a time

# ? Aug 12, 2015 12:34

divabot: Jun 17, 2015; A polite little mouse!

unpacked robinhood posted:

I'm kind of a green and tech oriented guy so I thought why not create a renewable energy marketplace but on the blockchain, since it's such an efficient tool. I bring the idea and you do the actual work.

Ideas Man seeks Cofounder(s) who can actually work computers for a Blockchain/Renewable Energy Startup, because blockchains are famous for their conservative energy consumption.

Everything about that entire site just gave me cancer.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 13:03

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

quote:

Mining for comedy gold in the r/bitcoin corpus (self.Buttcoin)

submitted 16 hours ago by occasionallyrude

�It's possible to visualise in the dataset those glorious few months in early 2015 when Bruce "Bruce Fenton" Fenton tried to make "Bruce Fenton" happen. Unfortunately this was unsustainable and current levels of Bruce Fenton have crashed back to pre-bubble levels.

[�]bruce_fenton 4 points 9 hours ago

I was in an extremely serious car accident in early May -- hopefully as I recover I can provide something for Buttcoin to have a laugh at

[�]occasionallyrude[S] 2 points 9 hours ago

Ah, so the popping of the Bruce Fenton bubble was just a black swan event? Will Bruce Fenton return to beat his ATH?

Seriously I hope your fundamentals are strong and you get well soon

# ? Aug 12, 2015 13:06

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

As a Millennial I posted:

there is no greater sin than Trying Hard.

death .cab for qt posted:

owning bitcoins

yeah but owning bitcoins requires trying hard because it's such a clusterfuck to deal with

# ? Aug 12, 2015 13:09

Seraph84: Aug 9, 2015; by XyloJW

OSI bean dip posted:

so please tell me: how do you buy things in the real world if you're trying to live fiat-free?

I don't live fiat-free. I never claimed to be a perfectly ethical person, or even an ethical one.

OSI bean dip posted:

also, you said that bitcoin would go back up to $1,000+ when it crashed--do you still believe that? if so, when? and why do you think it will be then?

Yes I do, but I learned my lesson about predicting exchange rate movements back in 2013. It'll be interesting to see what happens with the halving next year.

Seraph84 fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Aug 12, 2015

# ? Aug 12, 2015 13:17

kw0134: Apr 19, 2003; I buy feet pics🍆

divabot posted:

Ideas Man seeks Cofounder(s) who can actually work computers for a Blockchain/Renewable Energy Startup, because blockchains are famous for their conservative energy consumption.

Everything about that entire site just gave me cancer.

i want to point out a quote from that mass of wish-fulfillment:

a moron posted:

The co-founder also has amateur understanding of the developments within the Blockchain space. It is believed, that for efficiency and scalability, a prosumer platform could be built as a sidechain to one of the leading Blockchains (Bitcoin, Litecoin, etc.).

so pretty much, "i heard the bitcoin thing is gonna be big so let's do it for completely the wrong reasons because i dont understand it in any meaningful sense, like everything else about this 'opportunity'."

# ? Aug 12, 2015 13:21

kw0134: Apr 19, 2003; I buy feet pics🍆

also, our favorite dumpster lawyer got his billion dollar lawsuit tossed for the same reason anyone with a functional brain and basic understanding of law would have said

# ? Aug 12, 2015 13:30

RottenK: Feb 17, 2011; Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

kw0134 posted:

also, our favorite dumpster lawyer got his billion dollar lawsuit tossed for the same reason anyone with a functional brain and basic understanding of law would have said

he's going to accuse them of fascism/being scared of him/both

# ? Aug 12, 2015 13:34

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

kw0134 posted:

also, our favorite dumpster lawyer

dratel?

# ? Aug 12, 2015 13:36

kw0134: Apr 19, 2003; I buy feet pics🍆

dratel belongs in a dumpster because his pre-trial motions were inexplicable in light of the actual defense he mounted, but he never actually ever claimed he learned his law from hornbooks thrown into a literal dumpster

# ? Aug 12, 2015 13:43

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

indigi posted:

[�]occasionallyrude[S] 2 points 9 hours ago

Ah, so the popping of the Bruce Fenton bubble was just a black swan event? Will Bruce Fenton return to beat his ATH?

Seriously I hope your fundamentals are strong and you get well soon

reddit username delivers

# ? Aug 12, 2015 13:47

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Heresiarch posted:

brazilnuts.txt

# ? Aug 12, 2015 14:21

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Heresiarch posted:

deez_brazilnuts.txt

# ? Aug 12, 2015 14:23

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Documators!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wINGfSWOz10

quote:

- I bought 32 of the miners at a 150 dollars a piece, so that's you know, 4, 5 thousand bucks.
- More than that bro
- I probably made a couple hundred bucks.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 15:00