Eonwe posted:

here is some pho i had, it was 'dirty' pho which means they seared the meat instead of putting it in raw

p good


so this place is like a vietnamese-american fusion restaurant i guess you could say

Jegan Ace posted:

I would like for CIG to spend the remaining 90 million USD (or 4 bucks) on legal fees to fight a long, drawn-out legal battle with people from the internet.

Decrepus posted:

Please remove this because this is the type of poo poo that gets threads closed, tia.

Cheatum the Evil Midget posted:

The broth freezes really well, a full size pho bowl is about 600ml worth. Halving the amounts should get you about 4 big bowls worth.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Has anyone conducted a health and wellness check on Octopode recently?

Eonwe posted:

hey reddit on something awful having an av bought for you is definitely a mark of shame and not something a lot of people are proud of considering they got some idiot on the internet angry enough to spend money on them

please dont buy us avatars

TubeStank posted:

I care I plan on making the soup this weekend.

Pho is good my dude

Ravane posted:

Pictured: Redditor defending Star Shitizen, while making GBS threads on Elite.

But how can anyone call a game lovely while simulatenously spending 100 hours on it? I have never spent that much time on any game, much less a game I hate!

Eonwe posted:

im goku and im going to channel all the frustration about star citizen in the universe into a spirit bomb to power the something awful dot com servers

wish me luck

Eonwe posted:

everyone give me either a

\o/

o7

or
stay safe poverty ghost

*farts*

or

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Eonwe posted:

be the mr satan to my goku

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQrT7hhu3PY

D_Smart posted:

LOL!!!

Decrepus posted:

Imagine living in a world where you'd spend your own money, that you could use to buy a Whopper(tm) for yourself or a Supersoaker(tm) for your kid, in a contest with a stranger over the internet who you don't know over a videogame that doesn't exist.

not mad doe

Shrinkage posted:

wow, you guys care a lot about games huh

Booourns posted:

Is it even possible for someone to be more full of themselves?
Fake Edit: oh wow I just saw the OP jesus christ, is this a star citizen thread or a derek smart thread?

Szcwczuk posted:

Yeah this new thread is basically just a "watch d smart stroke his ego 14 times a page".

drat Dirty Ape posted:

Arm the scat pistol!

SquirrelGrip posted:

pls go find the ISIS POSSE at their space station

Darkpriest667 posted:

Classic.

They do realize that the lawsuit goes live in 5 days right? As soon as it clears legal.

D_Smart posted:

Still waiting for my slacker attorney to clear it for public release. They've already made me change a bunch of poo poo, verify others etc.

D_Smart posted:

Oh please. Don't tools would rather spend money on lovely JPEG ships for a vaporware game.

Darkpriest667 posted:

Not quite hypocrite. I was simply making a joke which was not received well and then when I was in the middle of explaining with a preparation to apologize I was being talked over. When I realized I was dealing with child like maturity. I excused myself since it was time for me to go work out.

Just because Dick Wulf harassed you and your friend doesn't give you permission to be an rear end in a top hat. It's sad that it happened but it's not a license to be a shithead.


As for me not having tact and being an educator? I at least let people finish their sentences before talking over them with bullshit. This is SA not the loving Region ESC where I am dealing with professionals or my students.


I am a dork? Absolutely. I don't really have fucks to give about it. I don't spend my freetime at conventions for games that don't exist and I sure as hell don't spend 1000s of dollars on JPEGS. If you go back and check I've absolutely admitted to spending 182 which I don't need a refund for because I basically expected that money to be flushed down the toilet I made a bet and lost.. At this point I am here for the tears of redditors, dick wulf, and the brown sea at the expense of Derek Smart's retainer lawyers. So far money well spent CARRY ON GOONS


Beer and Eowne still the best two goons.

Darkpriest667 posted:

I bet your PDAS appraisals are poo poo. Mine are stellar. I love my job, I love my district, and I am revered in my school by students and staff alike. I give a poo poo about kids and their future. I'm sorry you have a stick up your rear end. I hope you get that treated.

thatguy posted:

Every time Darkpriest or 3 make a post about teaching I will write another parody verse of Geto Boys - Still.

Jegan Ace posted:

Unless you're one of those 20,000 USD pledgers that were risking their marriages for JPEGs, losing a couple of bills for the greatest shitshow of drama and incompetence ever is worth the ticket price.

SquirrelGrip posted:

yes and i for one am disgusted at this turn of events

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

HAH YOU CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE THEY BEAT YOU TO IT

no seriously, this is the all-time top posts of r/starcitizen

DreadLlama posted:

On chargebacks:

It is most efficient to state generic reasons for requesting a refund. However the part of my brain which is neither calculating or efficient, is offended.

I could state,

"Hey I don't follow your game too closely. I pledged/donated back in the LTI stage because I figured 2X(Freelancer 2 MSRB) seemed alright. But now I have learned that you are singling out a group of internet people of whom I am fond and treating them unfairly. This is why I would like a refund."

and if the 'internet minority' consisted of sexual deviants or racial minorities that would make it A Big Deal but because we're just a bunch of shitposters it's alright.


At this point I feel that if there ever is a Persistent Universe, it will not be run in an impartial manner. I predict something between pre-CSM EVE (ca. 2006) and "roommate's CS server".

EvilJoven posted:

A goon I play games that actually exist with summarized the SC drama and said that part of it was the wife of the owner has a problem with pubic hair? Someone clarify this, please. It sounds too funny to be true.

Agrajag posted:

how can anyone not look at this and think the game will be poo poo? literally a loving dark blob with some red accents and the helmet i dont even know

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Hammerstein posted:

The mask is there to prevent this manblob from packing the girl between two slices of bread and swallow her whole.

D_Smart posted:

So our new contender for my WIP blog (latest PDF export) on the abusive White Knights in the Star Citizen community, is Nick Butler (that's him in the wheelchair) aka /user/NitroTypat/ aka @Bipii_4084.

If you look at his Reddit and Twitter feeds (1, 2, 3, 4), he is one of my top harassers (I'm rounding them all up like cattle, for the blog, then I'm going to link to all their social media feeds).

Hey Nick, if you don't knock it off, I'm going to have my people get in touch with your Dad in Virginia and let him know you're harassing people online. No further warnings. Go play a game or something.

spacetoaster posted:

Stop being so mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frc7BPmGd2U

botany posted:

its hosed up because this whole thing is literally two mentally disabled people pissing on each others shoes in turn and then feeling smug about it. hope this helps your process of understanding.

BigMouthSingers posted:

Maybe give this guy a pass? He might just have a reason to be angry at the world