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Jedit posted:The Germans already ruined breakfast. Cold sausage and cheese? It's the wurst kase scenario. That’s just offal!
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Baron von Eevl posted:Just the avatars for a page worth posts can be about 6mb. So the forums gets  when someone buys an av but pays out  in bandwidth fees over the course of that user’s posting history.
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Mooey Cow posted:I used to message with a girl who also casually dropped that into the conversation after I showed a picture I'd taken of a lake nearby or something and there were some contrails I guess Infinite Karma posted:Sounds like a really simple breakup. She was planning on ghosting him.
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Labia?! drat near killed ya!
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My wife’s labia are so long, when she sits around the house, she really...hey! where’s my house?!
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:If your death doesn't arrive at the same time a huge, ropey pulse of semen explodes from your every orifice, did you ever really live? The only bad part about dying this way is not being able to see the looks on the faces of those who find you.
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If you post a forbidden thread you can get auto banned by Radium here in 2019.
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So what do white people use instead? I’m white and I’ve always used a washcloth.
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Nov 18, 2019 20:40
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I recently started using a loofah too once I went away from soaps using SLS since those need extra help getting lathery. Still use a washcloth in the b-crack though.
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Heath posted:Peanut butter and the dog, then they kiss the dog on the mouth I tried this and now I’m pretty clean. Not sure about the point of that second step though? Oh well, the dog seemed to like it.
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You wash your body with the loofah and then have a separate washcloth for the rear end.
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Mr. Sunshine posted:You know what they say, the rear end in a top hat is in the eye of the b-hole-der.
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snergle posted:cum shitter isnt a gimmick he is sincere and he isnt wrong I have visited Cumshitters business holes and received sound financial advice.
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InediblePenguin posted:that and blatant lovely ableism and poo poo that she just loving doubles down on over and over, but hey, if SA isn't a safe space to say that all autistic people are inherently abusive and should not have friends much less relationships, then what are we, amirite It’s because she’s a pretty good troll and knows how to push the buttons of other posters who think she’s being sincere.
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Phy posted:That's why you gotta trick 'em by asking how they get from one floor to another in their house Sick backwards flip up to the landing
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dee eight posted:
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I want to hear more about the emus. I am Australian, so it just sounds extra emusing.
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Spanish Manlove posted:Can someone help me balance out my posting budget? Here's my schedule Stop lolling at Trump
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Outrail posted:Do you whack your knob with it or stick it up your rear end? Asking for a friend. Yes
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doverhog posted:Those horney cumslut birds, Cummingbirds
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Is the g in gnome pronounced as the g in cage or as the g in collage? G as in gif
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Lodin posted:I apologize. I'm a dumbass and didn't realize it was offensive. Dungeon Ecology posted:robotnik kun
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I saw a goon doing weird stuff in a college class and mentioned in a thread that the girl goon on front of me in class was freaking me out and she immediately barged into the thread like "YUP THAT'S ME SORRY BRO". What was she doing?
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:The only photos that surfaced of GE Cafe's girlfriend were here enormous fatty legs being held by GE Cafe's enormous fatty arms while his enormous face beneath a mass of unwashed dyed-black hair made the sort of expression you'd expect a starving lion to make if it wandered into a meat locker. I know exactly what picture you’re talking about and I never knew the origin before. So, thanks, I guess? 
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Just lol if Enrique doesn’t remove your footwear and cleanse and anoint your feet with scented oils the second you walk in the door.
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I have a kid and three dogs and I’m back and forth from the house to the back yard minimum 30 times a day. I’m not taking my drat shoes off every time. It’s easier just to run the vacuum a few times a week. I guess if you live in an apartment on the 20th floor and aren’t in and out all the time you can get away with not wearing your shoes in the house but for my family it just ain’t working.
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Vidmaster posted:This is even better than hearing my Nebraskan coworkers say Nguyen as “Nuh-goy-in” and “Nuh-goo-yen”. Strong Sauce posted:"the N, G, U, is silent and the Y is a W. very easy" Stoatbringer posted:Sir, this is a Nguyendy’s Drive-thru.
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Bitch-King of Analmar: No man can finish me! Ooooohhhhhwyn: I AM NO MAN!
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Trevor Hale posted:No man can top me. Yours is better 
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I am no man.
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Is this still LOTR porn talk? If it is you guys are being really dense with it and I’m losing my boner
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The thread title was "Stupid poo poo You Did w/ your Best Friends" and I posted "Your mom."
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I never sausage a derail!
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Jan 27, 2021 15:59
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mrpwase posted:If you contract it from making a mistake while wrestling that's botchulism When you can’t move your eyes After grapplin some guys That’s botulism
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Jan 28, 2021 19:53
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I knew where this was going from the start but I still LOL’d
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Feb 3, 2021 15:34
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Nilla wafers are bland but also like crack and I’m upset someone is trying to sully their good name
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Assistant Manager Devil posted:Nilla wafers' sole use is to alchemically transform banana pudding from garbage into a tasty dessert Yes that’s their main use but you can also shove them unceremoniously into your mouth like an animal and devour a box in one sitting. Uh, so I’m told.
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T-Ravs are gotdang delicious and I won’t stand for anybody saying anything different
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Mr. Sunshine posted:loving americans and their useless hotdogs. Only proper way to eat hotdog is hel special. What’s the chunky poo poo on top of the mashed potato?
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PainterofCrap posted:poo poo; now I want some spotted dick Pm me
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