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Intel&Sebastian posted:It's hard for me to square the fact that this is close to true, but at the same time reebok appears to be outsourcing these to some sort of experimental sports apparel design artificial intelligence. This was all caused by just one incorrectly inserted hole-punch card
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 00:41 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:[in rorion gracie voice] When my fada begin teaching jiu-jitsu over 80 years ago now, not even he realise he not only create a way for levitating gay men to jack off people who try to do the Walk LIke An Egyptian thing, he was creating a way of life lol
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 00:47 |
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There is value in learning to not panic tap to things and developing enough to grit to spit blood every now and then. But. Sweet. Jesus. How. Do. You. gently caress. That. Up!? I'm still recovering at my grandfather's so I'm posting from an iPad but if I get to my normal computer soon I think we need to do a commentary on MMA fighter costumes. Lobster, Mr. Nice, Dangerism, do you want to get on a chat client and Fashion SWAT these fuckers?
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 00:56 |
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My contentious MMA fashion opinion is that Aldo dresses better than Conor. McGregor has lovely tailored suits but Aldo has many different types of lovely outfits.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 00:59 |
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EmmyOk posted:My contentious MMA fashion opinion is that Aldo dresses better than Conor. McGregor has lovely tailored suits but Aldo has many different types of lovely outfits. Conor walks like a tiny bantam rooster so he pulls off the suits better. That is all.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:01 |
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Aldo's woollen blazer cardigan is lovely as gently caress
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:07 |
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Trast posted:Magana is an idiot. And who the gently caress is the other person to crank down on a twister in training camp? To be fair, some submissions you cant tell if you are applying it correctly, so maybe he thought "what idiot doesn't tap maybe I need to pull harder"
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:28 |
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EmmyOk posted:I like this one lot but the design should be maybe an inch lower and it needs a stitched collar and cuffed hem. I want to buy it just so I can get a Sharpie, cross out "UFC" and write in "Dharma."
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:46 |
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willie_dee posted:To be fair, some submissions you cant tell if you are applying it correctly, so maybe he thought "what idiot doesn't tap maybe I need to pull harder" Yeah I've had that before, had a guy in a Kimura and he kept trying to get out even though it was in pretty well, so I applied pressure, then he yelped and started tapping really hard. Coach got into him for being an idiot not me for continuing to apply it. I've gone out trying to fight out of a guillotine though but in my defense I was rolling with my instructor (black belt) who I am pretty sure wasn't going to kill me and I wanted to test how far I could go in a choke fighting the hands before I fell asleep in his crotch. spoiler: not long. But for anything joint or tendon or bone or anything else related -you're a retard if you don't tap when they've got you you don't "lose" in training the whole BJJ mantra has always been you win or you learn. Also on Mark Hunt, he's been in Thailand for a lot longer than normal. I'm almost sure for the Stipe fight he didn't do anything except hit pads for a couple hours a week 2 or 3 weeks before the fight and for the fight in Mexico he had a really short run up to the title shot. In the past I wouldn't be surprised if his trips to Thailand have been less "training camp" and more "hit pads in between naps", he looks a lot leaner than he has in years and from videos he's posted he looks a lot, lot faster and lighter on his feet. I can only really remember one other time he's looked like this in the UFC in the lead up to a fight and that was when he tore his knee and had to sit out and promptly got huge again.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 02:22 |
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willie_dee posted:To be fair, some submissions you cant tell if you are applying it correctly, so maybe he thought "what idiot doesn't tap maybe I need to pull harder" This is true. Additionally; I'm an injury-prone, 8 year white belt. I know enough poo poo to catch people in really obvious submissions, but I lack the regular training necessary to know when I have someone dead to rights so I rely on them tapping. The problems begin when you get some guy who doesn't want to tap to the unfit white belt, and he gets a shoulder tweaked. BJJ definitely suppresses ego, but it still exists.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 02:24 |
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Stone Cold didn't tap to no twister.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 02:43 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:[in rorion gracie voice] When my fada begin teaching jiu-jitsu over 80 years ago now, not even he realise he not only create a way for levitating gay men to jack off people who try to do the Walk LIke An Egyptian thing, he was creating a way of life
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 02:44 |
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Miesha Tate is thinking of taking her ball and going home. Also thinks she should get paid as much as Ronda. http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/2/9660580/frustrated-miesha-tate-willing-to-retire-unless-the-ufc-can-make-some
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 02:51 |
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Yeah Hunt's been in camp for a few months and he looks like his shorts will not fit well
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 02:53 |
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Captain Log posted:There is value in learning to not panic tap to things and developing enough to grit to spit blood every now and then.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 02:59 |
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Le Saboteur posted:Miesha Tate is thinking of taking her ball and going home. Also thinks she should get paid as much as Ronda. http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/2/9660580/frustrated-miesha-tate-willing-to-retire-unless-the-ufc-can-make-some That'd be nice. She has nothing for Ronda, but has just enough for the rest of the division. It makes her seem a lot more relevant than she is. Plus she constantly has this look on her face that suggests she discreetly farted, and you are just smelling it.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:14 |
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I can't say I know what Miesha should have done but I see no upside to having her continue to buy into fake hype everytime she beats someone in the UFC and gives the brass an excuse to say Ronda's name despite how unlikely it is for her to be fighting Ronda right now.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:27 |
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https://twitter.com/UFCONFOX/status/661368350627520513 Matt Brown suffers injury, out of fight against Kelvin Gastelum NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:29 |
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I can't say I know what Miesha should have done but I see no upside to having her continue to buy into fake hype everytime she beats someone in the UFC and gives the brass an excuse to say Ronda's name despite how unlikely it is for her to be fighting Ronda right now. She could win fights in an impressive fashion and make people want to see her fight Rousey again. Winning a series of close and boring decisions against people, including Rin Nakai, doesn't do anything for you.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:35 |
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kensei posted:https://twitter.com/UFCONFOX/status/661368350627520513 gently caress
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:36 |
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Getting put in the hospital for not tapping in training and then bragging about it is one of the most astonishingly stupid things I very heard of in this dumb sport.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:42 |
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Captain Log posted:There is value in learning to not panic tap to things and developing enough to grit to spit blood every now and then. Down
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:45 |
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kensei posted:https://twitter.com/UFCONFOX/status/661368350627520513 get hosed i hate all of you
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:49 |
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kensei posted:https://twitter.com/UFCONFOX/status/661368350627520513 this was a sleeper for foty imo and i'm absolutely devastated by this news
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:59 |
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Hendricks vs Gastelum in the battle of the fat welterweights. Haha who am I kidding Hendricks probably weighs like 240 right now.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 04:23 |
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Le Saboteur posted:Hendricks vs Gastelum in the battle of the fat welterweights. They could just do it at middleweight like those fat bastards were relegated to.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 04:26 |
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The twister? it's just a pain position man, weakness leaving the body, nothing else bro! *get her back mangled and need to be completely immobilized for weeks* It's just pain man.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 04:41 |
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reebok sells the stupid ufc poo poo at their outlets for cheaper if you have one near you just want a zip up hoodie that says ufc or something is that so difficult
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 04:45 |
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Actually Hendricks/Gastelum at middleweight would be a fine thing to replace this with and was the plan for these guys all along anyways.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 04:48 |
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I'd be extremely down for Hendricks/Gastelum at middleweight.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 04:52 |
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kensei posted:https://twitter.com/UFCONFOX/status/661368350627520513 Updated.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 05:01 |
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Bluedeanie posted:She should seriously thank her lucky stars she is not in Rousey's division, assuming she is intelligent enough to realize the inevitable outcome there. why
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 05:32 |
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good job, ufc https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/660843267886419968
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 05:44 |
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I bet bellator knew Eddies birthday!
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 05:50 |
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I think it would be really funny poetic justice if angela magana got out of the hospital and the UFC cut her god she doesnt even hav ea wikipedia lol she has lost 4 fights since 2012 ... it would be the best if the 3rd time now she has broken her back they were just like "you know, you're kinda dumb, later dummy". She is like a weird version of the rousimar palhares of womens MMA and is going to end up getting permanently crippling herself.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 05:50 |
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I might be giving UFC's social team way too much credit in this brave new Reebok era, but could it be a European to American thing? 1/11 is Nov. 1 there, so either the birthday database or the person running the Twitter today is British maybe.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 05:54 |
Oi mate, I'm right chuffed to be working with the lads there at reebok - Dana White
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 05:56 |
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Bluedeanie posted:I might be giving UFC's social team way too much credit in this brave new Reebok era, but could it be a European to American thing? 1/11 is Nov. 1 there, so either the birthday database or the person running the Twitter today is British maybe. Or someone saw the slash/dash in the wrong place.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 05:58 |
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At my previous company we had some custom software that needed calibration files to run. Each file could store several calibrations that were tagged with a "name" that was just a text string containing a date and the calibration range, and then a timestamp stored in a binary time format. The calibration would be performed on a computer running Canadian regional settings and then the calibration file would be sent to an American computer to actually run the software. This actually led to a situation where I was able to produce a screenshot that showed 8/6/2013 and 6/8/2013 on the same software dialog, which our programmer explained was totally normal. e: in summary use ISO format errday
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 06:34 |
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Meowbot posted:I think it would be really funny poetic justice if angela magana got out of the hospital and the UFC cut her They need her around to lose to legitimate prospects and people who know what striking is. She'll have a home for a little while yet.
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