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Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Snowy posted:

Oh poo poo I just noticed the face, her hairdo makes for a giant bouffant on the tattoo lady

*Squinting without my glasses* Dolly? Is that you?

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a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018



Maybe he identifies as a bell

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Definitely a bell-end.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
For Whom the Bell Knells
(Confederate Jesus, I guess?)

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I mean, Jesus had a lot of opinions, but I don't know that he was against slavery specifically.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
yeah

there’s a good summary on wiki

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_slavery

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

a fatguy baldspot posted:



Maybe he identifies as a bell

He stands for the flag and kneels for the cross, so when facing this symbol does he bend over and take it in the butt?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

CzarChasm posted:

I mean, Jesus had a lot of opinions, but I don't know that he was against slavery specifically.

On record several times criticizing creditors, landlords and bosses for being unfair.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
The Confederate flag notably had a woodgrain print on the back

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

For Whom the Bell Knells
(Confederate Jesus, I guess?)

Union's fight on the hill in the early day
Burning a path so wide
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
On they fight, for the right, yes, traitors to pay
...
For whom the bell knells
Sherman marches on
For whom the bell knells

RC and Moon Pie has a new favorite as of 03:26 on Apr 30, 2024

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/kxMvYtA2NPycwjfE/?mibextid=K35XfP

They’ve gone and defiled it

I’ll try to thumbnail it later on, hasn’t cooperated as well lately.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

How is it even holding the piss jug? Absolutely preposterous.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Pee Haw

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




I can’t decide if this is tasteless, awful, or amazing.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

yep

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Cartoon Man posted:



I can’t decide if this is tasteless, awful, or amazing.

Yes

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I see your Judge Judy and I raise you one Jugs Judy

:nws: https://www.instagram.com/p/C2iKTAHrMoc/?igsh=MTIxYmNkMG8xMTZr

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


One of their other pieces is...well, see for yourself.

:nws: https://www.instagram.com/waywardtattoostudio/p/C6o-7QxPH9c/?img_index=1 :nws:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LOL

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

Humans never change.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus

The fascinus (divine phallus) was a very popular good luck charm and ward against the evil eye throughout ancient Rome.

Craved in to stones, worn as amulets, or crafted as home decor, it was often depicted as a winged penis; such as in this example from Pompeii


I don't know what's up with this wind chime from Herculaneum, but it is a statue of a man fighting his own enormous dick - which is also a lion - so I'm posting it.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

that's at least, done really well

Siffl
Sep 3, 2011

HelleSpud posted:

Humans never change.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus

The fascinus (divine phallus) was a very popular good luck charm and ward against the evil eye throughout ancient Rome.

Craved in to stones, worn as amulets, or crafted as home decor, it was often depicted as a winged penis; such as in this example from Pompeii


I don't know what's up with this wind chime from Herculaneum, but it is a statue of a man fighting his own enormous dick - which is also a lion - so I'm posting it.



A little Final Fantasy 3, anyone?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tintinnabulum_(ancient_Rome)

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

HelleSpud posted:

I don't know what's up with this wind chime from Herculaneum, but it is a statue of a man fighting his own enormous dick - which is also a lion - so I'm posting it.



I mean, whom amongst us...

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

HelleSpud posted:

Humans never change.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus

The fascinus (divine phallus) was a very popular good luck charm and ward against the evil eye throughout ancient Rome.

Craved in to stones, worn as amulets, or crafted as home decor, it was often depicted as a winged penis; such as in this example from Pompeii




2000 years ago, the Romans worshipped Dickbutt

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Baron von Eevl posted:

I mean, whom amongst us...

:smith:

SacrificialGoat
Oct 8, 2003

Catjaw is a hero of the people

UM, SIR, THAT'S FROM FINAL FANTASY 6

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Baron von Eevl posted:

I mean, whom amongst us...

If you're not fighting your own dick lion what are you even doing with your life?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, dick lion sleeps tonight.

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
Let him sleep; all those Law & Order spinoffs must be exhausting

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Goose/geese/gesus

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Gesus loves me, this I *HONK*

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
WWGD

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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

this parsed into my head as "what would goku do"

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