Git gud or get banned: The July Contest Thread

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Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Welcome to the Dorkroom photo contest!

last month's theme was "d i f f u s i o n", and I kicked everyone's rear end

For the new month the theme is :911:

Originality :cabot:

Basically, do whatever you want, so long as it's different from what's already been submitted. This will be decided by myself or a secret shadow cabal of photographers. Show me some variety!

SEE END OF POST FOR IMPORTANT THEME NOTE

Rules THAT MEAN NOTHING:

This thread is for posting pics & voting.
One submission/poster. Note that you can change your submission as many times as you want, so long as you only have one entry when the voting begins!
Single photos only - no video, triptychs, or multi-photo entries. Blending exposures into a single image (such as focus stacking, or HDR), is ok though.
Photos must be taken during the period of the contest. No pulling out old favorites! In case this isn't clear, the contest started after the theme was chosen in the last thread (not necessarily when I got around to posing the new thread), and it runs until the dates listed below!
Contest will be open until roughly the end of the month! after which voting will begin.
Voting will continue until Shortly after that! (or when I get banned, I guess).
Also, I guess no images? If someone has a kick rear end NSFW idea, i dunno? take it up with SoundMonkey i guess? I don't wanna get in the way of good
ideas and all, but rules are rules.
When voting, please deploy the spoiler tag. hail satan. I will announce when voting begins!
SoundMonkey will offer a prize of some kind valued at around $20 to the winner. Especially if you live in loving Antarctica or something. PM or e-mail SoundMonkey to claim the prize.

I or SoundMonkey reserve the right to change the rules in case I missed something really obvious that probably won't affect anyone.

Winner picks the next theme, probably!

:siren:

MOD EDIT

THE THEME IS ALSO "WICKED SICK FLAGS & EAGLES". ENTRIES WILL BE JUDGED BASED ON EITHER THEME.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Jul 4, 2016

# ? Jul 4, 2016 04:22

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# ? May 18, 2024 01:38

underage at the vape shop: May 11, 2011; by Cyrano4747

Originality was a good theme, soundmonkey you're the worst

# ? Jul 4, 2016 05:02

SoundMonkey: Apr 22, 2006; I just push buttons.

A Saucy Bratwurst posted:

Originality was a good theme, soundmonkey you're the worst

it's still a good theme, and it's still the theme, and i am the worst

# ? Jul 4, 2016 07:10

InternetJunky: May 25, 2002

I don't think I'm going to get another chance this month to shoot, so here's my early entry

# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:19

Helen Highwater: Feb 19, 2014; And furthermore; Grimey Drawer

How did you get all of Kansas in the frame?

# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:49

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Helen Highwater posted:

How did you get all of Kansas in the frame?

that is way too mountainous to be Kansas

# ? Jul 6, 2016 16:58

Choicecut: Apr 24, 2002; "I don't want to sound gay or anything, but I'd really like to have sex with you tonight.
I like postcards too."

--Choicecut, TYOOL 2016

Step Down - Nikon FA, Fuji 200 by Eli J, on Flickr

Choicecut fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jul 17, 2016

# ? Jul 9, 2016 01:39

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

P7080428.jpg

# ? Jul 10, 2016 01:53

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

is this a wicked sick eagle

BRW00426 by Ben Wilcox, on Flickr

# ? Jul 11, 2016 17:38

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

# ? Jul 12, 2016 20:05

Kenshin: Jan 10, 2007

did you know that great blue herons lick their lips?

# ? Jul 13, 2016 04:48

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

i didn't.

neat

# ? Jul 13, 2016 08:04

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 15:46

Helen Highwater: Feb 19, 2014; And furthermore; Grimey Drawer

Kiev60-15.jpg by Iain Compton, on Flickr

# ? Jul 13, 2016 16:09

Saddamnit: Jul 5, 2003; I have brained my damage.

Here's a picture of a squirrel eating a bird. Not sure if it had a role in the bird's death, but the squirrel is definitely chowing down on it. Never seen that before so I figured it fits the originality topic.

_DSC5860.jpg by Tom Alberi, on Flickr

# ? Jul 13, 2016 22:20

Magic Hate Ball: May 6, 2007; ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

IMG_5926 by difficulty listening, on Flickr

beeeeee yourself

# ? Jul 14, 2016 19:28

SoundMonkey: Apr 22, 2006; I just push buttons.

Soopafly posted:

sorry, we can't use any images taken on the property of IKEA Cruise Lines.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 02:26

iSheep: Feb 5, 2006; by R. Guyovich

iSheep fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Jul 21, 2016

# ? Jul 21, 2016 04:47

beep-beep car is go: Apr 11, 2005; I can just eyeball this, right?

DSC_0058 by Joe Pitha, on Flickr

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:39

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Hey Hey, 'Murica Everyday by Peter Crain, on Flickr

# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:39

-CHA: Jun 21, 2004; State-of-the-art
home video technology

Chair storage by cha_reckoning, on Flickr

# ? Jul 25, 2016 00:34

neckbeard: Jan 25, 2004; Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...

for you SoundMonkey

Bald Eagle by Tyler Huestis, on Flickr

# ? Jul 25, 2016 04:42

tau: Mar 20, 2003; Sigillum Universitatis Kansiensis

Untitled by Ryan Sees What, on Flickr

# ? Aug 1, 2016 02:39

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

tau posted:

Untitled by Ryan Sees What, on Flickr

neckbeard posted:

for you SoundMonkey

Bald Eagle by Tyler Huestis, on Flickr

-CHA posted:

Chair storage by cha_reckoning, on Flickr

Dudeabides posted:

Hey Hey, 'Murica Everyday by Peter Crain, on Flickr

Shampoo posted:

DSC_0058 by Joe Pitha, on Flickr

iSheep posted:

Magic Hate Ball posted:

IMG_5926 by difficulty listening, on Flickr

beeeeee yourself

Saddamnit posted:

Here's a picture of a squirrel eating a bird. Not sure if it had a role in the bird's death, but the squirrel is definitely chowing down on it. Never seen that before so I figured it fits the originality topic.

_DSC5860.jpg by Tom Alberi, on Flickr

Helen Highwater posted:

Kiev60-15.jpg by Iain Compton, on Flickr

Soopafly posted:

Kenshin posted:

did you know that great blue herons lick their lips?

Karl Barks posted:

DJExile posted:

is this a wicked sick eagle

BRW00426 by Ben Wilcox, on Flickr

Mr. Despair posted:

P7080428.jpg

Choicecut posted:

Step Down - Nikon FA, Fuji 200 by Eli J, on Flickr

VOTE

# ? Aug 1, 2016 03:18

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

going with tau

Karl Barks fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Aug 1, 2016

# ? Aug 1, 2016 03:33

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

this was a good month

tau (but -cha and djexile made me think about it for a while)

# ? Aug 1, 2016 03:41

Hokkaido Anxiety: May 21, 2007; slub club 2013

votin' local votin' for the picture by tau

# ? Aug 1, 2016 03:49

tau: Mar 20, 2003; Sigillum Universitatis Kansiensis

I gotta go with DJExile that's a sickk eagle

# ? Aug 1, 2016 03:57

underage at the vape shop: May 11, 2011; by Cyrano4747

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tau

# ? Aug 1, 2016 04:26

Choicecut: Apr 24, 2002; "I don't want to sound gay or anything, but I'd really like to have sex with you tonight.
I like postcards too."

--Choicecut, TYOOL 2016

tau fo sho

# ? Aug 1, 2016 10:51

Helen Highwater: Feb 19, 2014; And furthermore; Grimey Drawer

Na-na-na-Neckbeard

# ? Aug 1, 2016 12:00

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

__________ -cha ____

# ? Aug 1, 2016 14:26

neckbeard: Jan 25, 2004; Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...

I vote for tau

# ? Aug 1, 2016 16:55

-CHA: Jun 21, 2004; State-of-the-art
home video technology

tau

# ? Aug 1, 2016 16:59

InternetJunky: May 25, 2002

I guess Mr. Despair has me on ignore.

Also, tau

# ? Aug 1, 2016 18:18

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Tau

# ? Aug 2, 2016 02:25

Alpenglow: Mar 12, 2007

tau, those colors don't run :911:

# ? Aug 2, 2016 03:32

Mrenda: Mar 14, 2012; Can't post for 4 hours!

DJExile

# ? Aug 2, 2016 03:40

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

Magic Hate Ball

# ? Aug 2, 2016 20:11

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# ? May 18, 2024 01:38

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

InternetJunky posted:

I guess Mr. Despair has me on ignore.

Also, tau

I actually ignore everyone! This is what happens when I try and get the vote started before passing out.

Thankfully Tau kicked everyone's rear end this month so I'm going to declare him/her/they the winner!

# ? Aug 2, 2016 20:24

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