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a bone to pick posted:That's what happens you smoke too much reefer, you grow an ugly beard and then your wife divorces you. But he gets to keep the money and not the kids so I don't really see a downside here
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Ddraig posted:But he gets to keep the money and not the kids so I don't really see a downside here That's what happens when you smoke reefer. Your life becomes great and all your problems take care of themselves.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:20 |
Brad Pitt should start an app called 'Bang Brad Pitt' and it would just be Tinder but the only possible match is Brad Pitt and he just gets to decide who gets to come suck his D. I'd do it.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:21 |
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SpaghetioSexNoises posted:maybe he got tired of banging Angelina Jolie's loose butthole and pussy all the time Would happily take over that duty tbh
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:21 |
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is this gonna affect their french rose wine
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:28 |
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I want to smoke a bleezy with brad peezy
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:31 |
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Wait is the divorce really because Brad Pitt is smoking too much weed because if so that's loving hilarious also I want to smoke weed with Brad Pitt
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:40 |
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like, smoking weed with Seth Rogen and James Franco sounds like it'd be a bad experience but I'd absolutely smoke up with Brad Pitt and, say, Anna Faris
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:45 |
I'd smoke with Anna Faris. Franco seems like he'd be whiny about something.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:46 |
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naem posted:Fun fact they're both part Native American Anyone born in the US is a Native American because we won to Indian Wars
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:48 |
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I'd smoke with Chris Pratt too, poo poo I'd smoke Ben Kingsley's rear end out any day
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:48 |
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i hope the name of the next broad he plonks is conducive to forming a cutesy portmanteau
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:49 |
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i wouldn't smoke with any celebrity no matter how cool they are. i'm straight edge
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:51 |
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a bone to pick posted:I'd smoke with Chris Pratt too, poo poo I'd smoke Ben Kingsley's rear end out any day While we're on the Chris Pratt subject, Jennifer Lawrence would prob be fun to smoke with too ITT we rank celebrities by how fun they'd be to smoke weed with Cnut the Great posted:i hope the name of the next broad he plonks is conducive to forming a cutesy portmanteau was there one for Jennifer Aniston too Brennifer
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:55 |
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forget about syria, this is important.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:55 |
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loquacius posted:was there one for Jennifer Aniston too I prefer Jad. Much more concise.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:56 |
Rambling Robot posted:forget about syria, this is important. It is kinda funny how they timed it to perfectly coincide with UN aid convoys getting bombed and US planes air-striking a Syrian army base by 'mistake.' I'm sure it's just coincidence but still. Pay no attention to the aspirin factory getting bombed, there is a dick being sucked!
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:56 |
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Also this new information puts the whole Aniston breakup situation into better focus, like Angelina seems like she'd be down to get blazed a few times a month but I guess she had her limits, but Jennifer Aniston seems way too basic for that like less pot-and-nature-documentaries and more white-wine-and-The-Bachelorette
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:56 |
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Rambling Robot posted:forget about syria, this is important. the gently caress you talking about? At least now some poor syrian kids will get adopted by wombless Angelina Jolie.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:57 |
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Theophany posted:the gently caress you talking about? At least now some poor syrian kids will get adopted by wombless Angelina Jolie. the adoption thing was just something celebs did like 10 years ago to make them look so human and so humble. lol.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:59 |
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loquacius posted:Also this new information puts the whole Aniston breakup situation into better focus, like Angelina seems like she'd be down to get blazed a few times a month but I guess she had her limits, but Jennifer Aniston seems way too basic for that Because I'm a dumb goon nerd I always think of Aniston as her character from Office Space, so in my head she's a big pothead and cool.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:02 |
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Rambling Robot posted:the adoption thing was just something celebs did like 10 years ago to make them look so human and so humble. lol. Hey man heroin was a 90s drug and whilst its no longer fashionable, addiction doesn't respect trends.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:21 |
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That Robot posted:*opens door, pokes head in* i would like to know more
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:24 |
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A Buzzfeed article someone posted on my Facebook feed reveals that the kind of Internet person who'd get really mad about me using the term "basic" is in fact super smug about this on Jennifer Aniston's behalf; I'd call that enough to confirm my hunchInterFaced posted:Because I'm a dumb goon nerd I always think of Aniston as her character from Office Space, so in my head she's a big pothead and cool. Did anyone smoke weed in that movie? I think even when Peter was in full pothead mode all he did on screen was drink a bunch of beer
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:28 |
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loquacius posted:A Buzzfeed article someone posted on my Facebook feed... Wow, this is an awesome way to get someone to stop reading mid sentence.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:29 |
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Now is my time to make my move on brad
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:30 |
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i want to smoke weed with brad pitt and then like suck his dick or something idk no homo
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:30 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Wow, this is an awesome way to get someone to stop reading mid sentence. what kind of goon are you that you can't gawk and laugh at people taking themselves too seriously vols bitch posted:Now is my time to make my move Show up at his door with a large meat-lover's and a party-size bag of Funyuns and he's all yours
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:31 |
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Wicker Man posted:MOTHER loving FRONT PAGE NEWS.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:38 |
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loquacius posted:Show up at his door with a large meat-lover's and a party-size bag of Funyuns and he's all yours How I always imagine Brad Pitt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EksR55Kp2PU
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:41 |
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Wicker Man posted:MOTHER loving FRONT PAGE NEWS. the only thing annoying about this story is the 'let's get the reactions of twitter buttheads and how they're saying that LOVE IS OVER because they're sad cunts' part making it to front pages of some news websites like the loving BBC for one.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:57 |
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loquacius posted:Did anyone smoke weed in that movie? I think even when Peter was in full pothead mode all he did on screen was drink a bunch of beer No but her character just seemed like a weed smoker to me. Like, I can't find any other reason her and Peter liked Kung Fu so much.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:57 |
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InterFaced posted:No but her character just seemed like a weed smoker to me. Like, I can't find any other reason her and Peter liked Kung Fu so much. Basically every major character in Office Space probably should have smoked weed if you think about it ok not lumbergh but everyone else
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:02 |
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i really don't follow celebrity news (no seriously guys i dont) but i thought this was on the cards for ages are people really surprised and saying love is dead now or whatever?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:03 |
She worked as a server in a middling chain restaurant and liked to watch Kung Fu movies and didn't particularly care that her bf lacked any and all ambition. She most definitely was on the devil's lettuce.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:03 |
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loquacius posted:Basically every major character in Office Space probably should have smoked weed if you think about it I never thought about this but you are 100% correct. Especially Milton.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:08 |
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XMNN posted:i really don't follow celebrity news (no seriously guys i dont) but i thought this was on the cards for ages are people really surprised and saying love is dead now or whatever? The two reactions I've seen are "lol brad pitt smokes weed" (ITT) and "the sadbrains part of myself I projected onto Jennifer Aniston is so smug right now" (Buzzfeed) but probably yeah Roylicious posted:She worked as a server in a middling chain restaurant and liked to watch Kung Fu movies and didn't particularly care that her bf lacked any and all ambition. Peter, most people don't like their jobs. But you go out there and find something that makes you happy. *takes wicked bong rip* InterFaced posted:I never thought about this but you are 100% correct. Especially Milton. I actually had to consider for a while before I could be really sure there wasn't a scene where Peter, Samir, and Michael all got stoned, and it's killing my immersion to know that there wasn't
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:09 |
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maybe if you guys were this passionate about your local government instead of movie stars, the world would be a better place
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Gaunab posted:maybe if you guys were this passionate about your local government instead of movie stars, the world would be a better place I live in San Diego; I live in a better place.
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Rambling Robot posted:the adoption thing was just something celebs did like 10 years ago to make them look so human and so humble. lol.
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