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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Costco: goddamnit i just dropped $300 on meat
 
Mrit SA
Nov 11, 2016

by Lowtax
They have super cheap avocado oil which is like olive oil in most ways except better. Buy it, you'll never go back to olive oil.

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Mrit SA
Nov 11, 2016

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

Enjoy your country club shopping experience.

Gotta keep those plebs out, amirite? ;)

lol, :sad:

* # ¿ Nov 19, 2016 04:07
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Mrit SA
Nov 11, 2016

by Lowtax

Math You posted:

It's number 5.
1. Obey the law
2. Suck member dick
3. Employee
4. Be nice to the people who's poo poo we sell
5. Do the other 4, shareholders get what they want

There has been a pretty long history of shareholder meetings going something like this though:

:gary: uh so your wages and benefits are too high and you could be paying ME dividends instead of these loving serfs. I demand you stop paying PT employees benefits.

:eng101: Actually, the wages and benefits are the reason for our success and probably why you are a shareholder in the first place

Thankfully the CEO and his hand picked successor agree: Costco *makes* money paying good wages.

* # ¿ Nov 19, 2016 06:44
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Mrit SA
Nov 11, 2016

by Lowtax
I'm headed to Costco right now, maybe they will have some 'fresh pizza'.

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