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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Costco: goddamnit i just dropped $300 on meat
 
Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

 Do they sell dildos by the gross or no

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Moridin920 posted:

idk how people gently caress up with the self checkout so bad

the first few times okay you're figuring it out but cmon son

I saw this girl at Wal-Mart tonight, wearing her Wal-Mart uniform and checking out her own stuff at the self checkout.

Four times in a row she selected debit, inserted her chip card and pulled it out before it said to do so, so the machine kept going back to the "please select your payment type" prompt and she hit the omg emergency call attendant for help button.

You know the gently caress, HELP command on the machine but think it will eat your card so you yank it out immediately.

You execute the gently caress, HELP command and wait for the guy at the hub to come fix it for you instead of just going and asking the guy in the same uniform as you.

LMDAO

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