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They literally set fire to the ring by accident | 2 | 2.22% | |
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose | 6 | 6.67% | |
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts | 6 | 6.67% | |
Rehire Jeff Jarrett | 23 | 25.56% | |
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current | 23 | 25.56% | |
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network | 6 | 6.67% | |
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung | 7 | 7.78% | |
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan | 13 | 14.44% | |
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) | 4 | 4.44% | |
Total: | 90 votes |
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And spilt his trousers mid match
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# ? Aug 9, 2017 13:17 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 18:29 |
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Low Ki still rules
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# ? Aug 9, 2017 14:27 |
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Bard Maddox posted:Low Ki still rules drat right
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# ? Aug 9, 2017 15:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrGLFGqtk9k
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# ? Aug 9, 2017 16:49 |
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I like how the interview ends with the guy totally praising low ki and criticizing NJPW because he is a parasite who will suck dick for an exclusive
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# ? Aug 9, 2017 17:08 |
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This was a mistake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19s-4paViCg
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# ? Aug 10, 2017 02:43 |
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Well, not every wrestler can be Spike Dudley or Kane.
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# ? Aug 10, 2017 03:58 |
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rovert posted:This was a mistake: Somewhere a librarian is quietly locking up the library when a jolt runs down the length of their spine. Of course, they think, as their head goes light. How utterly proper. The death is ruled "natural causes" the next day.
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# ? Aug 10, 2017 06:04 |
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rovert posted:This was a mistake: actually, its good
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# ? Aug 10, 2017 06:12 |
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rovert posted:This was a mistake: I don't know who the gently caress any of these people are other than James Storm and Josh Matthews.
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# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:20 |
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I turned it off the second I saw someone in a Minions shirt
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# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:22 |
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spudsbuckley posted:I don't know who the gently caress any of these people are
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# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:29 |
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I did kind of dig James Storm cutting an impromptu promo on the bible EDIT: Also lol at the one woman wearing merch for another company in the official TNA vid Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Aug 10, 2017 |
# ? Aug 10, 2017 20:07 |
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I am shocked that a bunch of jocks don't read (other than Harry Potter apparently). I'm not convinced some of these people even work for GFW?
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# ? Aug 10, 2017 20:47 |
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GFW is a bunch of high functioning illiterates.
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# ? Aug 11, 2017 17:08 |
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coconono posted:GFW is a bunch of high functioning illiterates. That explains why they'd sign those contracts.
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# ? Aug 11, 2017 18:58 |
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Looking forward to the next generation of "wrestler looks visibly upset to receive this award" photoshops https://www.impactasylum.net/single-post/2017/08/13/Pioneer-Award-Returning-to-Impact-Asylum
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 04:55 |
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https://twitter.com/badboicasey/status/897101463440302080
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:26 |
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They're putting the belt on Morrison aren't they
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:03 |
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quote:...disappointed with the manor in which...
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:18 |
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Benne posted:They're putting the belt on Morrison aren't they No, they will hold a tournament that Alberto El Patron will win.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:23 |
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No they'll put it on another drama-free safe bet like Low-Ki
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:49 |
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https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/897121304675004416
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:52 |
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https://twitter.com/MikeMcMahonPW/status/897125672216383489
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:01 |
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I see nothing done wrong here.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:13 |
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it is impossible to read this without hearing his voice
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:16 |
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You know what I mean?
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:21 |
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Somewhere Kevin Nash smiles without really knowing why.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 19:05 |
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I did not read very carefully
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 19:27 |
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When he mentions being on rides I want to imagine really simple kiddie ones *booker T in full ring gear on a merry-go-round*
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 21:17 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:When he mentions being on rides I want to imagine really simple kiddie ones Wrestlers riding the rides at Universal Studios would easily outdraw TNA in both ratings and money. And probably buyrates, just have a PPV where they have to ride various roller coasters and the last one to puke wins the title.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 23:49 |
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Kinda surprised there has never been a falls count anywhere match that goes out into the theme park
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 00:02 |
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The many companies whose IP is represented at Universal Studios Florida would presumably not let their brands be tarnished thus.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 00:05 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Kinda surprised there has never been a falls count anywhere match that goes out into the theme park They don't have filming rights to the park iirc
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 00:09 |
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exploded mummy posted:...disappointed with the manor in which... Yeah, I do like the idea that they stripped him because they were let down by his house not being as nice as they thought
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 00:58 |
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corn in the bible posted:They don't have filming rights to the park iirc They must have or be able to get permits for certain locations. James Storm murdered Mickie James (RIP) in some Harry Potter train station there.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 01:09 |
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RZApublican posted:Wrestlers riding the rides at Universal Studios would easily outdraw TNA in both ratings and money. The best part of the quote is that he said he went to Disney, he didn't even give Universal a plug.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 03:25 |
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rovert posted:This was a mistake: Josh's tie is practically as wide as his torso
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:17 |
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https://twitter.com/PlanetTyrus/status/897913321969467392
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# ? Aug 17, 2017 00:25 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 18:29 |
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GFW is a well-oiled machine
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# ? Aug 17, 2017 00:27 |