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Gentlemen Let us give thanks
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# ? Jun 11, 2018 16:31 |
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Along with the synopsis of the script, that also gave us this blog post. This appears to be the only post made on the blog back in 2012, so I'm not sure who made it or why, but it's probably the first public glimpse of Lani Sarem. Just in case it gets taken down for whatever reason:quote:100 Monkeys are no more.
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# ? Jun 11, 2018 16:45 |
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My favorite revelation from that blog post is that she wrote in several nude scenes for herself
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# ? Jun 11, 2018 17:28 |
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Yeah though I can't say I'm actually surprised about it.
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# ? Jun 11, 2018 17:33 |
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At this point I want the movie to get made because this sounds Tommy Wiseau as gently caress
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# ? Jun 11, 2018 17:43 |
Mel Mudkiper posted:At this point I want the movie to get made because this sounds Tommy Wiseau as gently caress I think we can all do without a gratuitous shot of Lani exposing her rear end to the camera while walking to the bathroom.
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# ? Jun 11, 2018 18:18 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:My favorite revelation from that blog post is that she wrote in several nude scenes for herself And that there's characters commentating on her/her character's sexiness to the point of sexual harassment. I know this was written years ago, but it hasn't aged well. Mel Mudkiper posted:At this point I want the movie to get made because this sounds Tommy Wiseau as gently caress God, isn't there a project for star wars where fans recreate 60 seconds of a scene and then it's all stitched together? Goon Project: Handbook number four Mortals where we recreate each scene. What a glorious mess that would be! ...I guess barbie dolls can be used for the nude scenes. For everyone's sanity.
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# ? Jun 11, 2018 18:22 |
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What sanity?
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# ? Jun 11, 2018 18:55 |
value-brand cereal posted:...I guess barbie dolls can be used for the nude scenes. For everyone's sanity. Use Barbie dolls for every scene.
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# ? Jun 11, 2018 19:43 |
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just a little thread necromancy to point out The Hate U Give has a movie adaptation out next week let the wonderful cosmic justice of that wash over you
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 16:55 |
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Does Rookie of the Year still promote this?
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 17:16 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:just a little thread necromancy to point out The Hate U Give has a movie adaptation out next week https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_hate_u_give Sitting pretty at 100%!
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 21:51 |
https://twitter.com/RockanRollGypsy/status/1042881934949531648 They're still trying!
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# ? Sep 29, 2018 00:14 |
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Pretty sure you'll always be able to get a copy before it's turned into a movie since that will never happen
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# ? Sep 29, 2018 00:18 |
I've seen a lot of Barnes & Noble book signings. I guess there's not a very strict requirement to getting a store to host your book signing.
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# ? Sep 29, 2018 04:36 |
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Which is a serious bummer, because having a national chain like B&N host signings legitimizes her in a way she doesn't deserve.
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# ? Sep 29, 2018 19:36 |
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Hm. Unlike some people, I'm not jealous when an up-and-coming author gets a bit of promotion. Maybe the whiners should try writing a book themselves.
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# ? Sep 29, 2018 20:27 |
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Not really 'up and coming' when you literally engage in a scam to artificially inflate interest in your paper turd.
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 06:57 |
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You can believe what you want. But at the end of the day, Lani has her novel, and you have...?
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 07:16 |
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Secure knowledge that I never paid anyone to lie about my theoretical trashpile of a book, or paid a Russian review brigade to leave false positive reviews of it to trick more people into giving me money.
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 07:50 |
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OK, I really didn't expect you to go along with my schtick this far.
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 08:02 |
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I'm an overnight security guard and it's only 2am, I'll take what entertainment I can get.
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 08:06 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Secure knowledge that I never paid anyone to lie about my theoretical trashpile of a book, or paid a Russian review brigade to leave false positive reviews of it to trick more people into giving me money.
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 09:17 |
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Chris Roberts is a bad role model, I'm sorry you had to learn it here first
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 09:21 |
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Her little tweet got all of nine likes and zero replies, meaning the “haters” don’t even give a poo poo. While blocking her (which I somehow hadn’t done yet) I noticed some of her recent hits include griping about getting milk on a flight and making a showy post about it being Left-Handed people day where she had the audacity to refer to a right-handed world. Also, that particular B&N hasn’t used their own account since June. She hosed up so thoroughly she’s less of a blip to the general public compared to similar, thoroughly online-based scandals.
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 21:08 |
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to me, you guys sound a lot more hosed up and weird than the person you're trying to make fun of
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 00:24 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:just a little thread necromancy to point out The Hate U Give has a movie adaptation out next week Just saw that the author of "Hate" passed away
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 21:54 |
Davros1 posted:Just saw that the author of "Hate" passed away I freaked out a little but it was actually the film's screenwriter, Audrey Wells. Angie Thomas is still alive.
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 22:33 |
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Davros1 posted:Just saw that the author of "Hate" passed away Just for clarification, the screenwriter of the movie passed away, not the author of the original book.
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 22:33 |
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I'm slowly making my way through this amazing journey and I think the best/worst thing is that I know about 30 people who are identical to Lani and every single one of them thinks they're intensely unique and not at all mainstream
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 23:58 |
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Davros1 posted:Just saw that the author of "Hate" passed away Does anyone have an alibi for Lani?
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 00:04 |
precision posted:I'm slowly making my way through this amazing journey and I think the best/worst thing is that I know about 30 people who are identical to Lani and every single one of them thinks they're intensely unique and not at all mainstream Lanis are pretty common, and her work isn't that unique compared to the average unpublished fanfic. The only thing that made her different is that she put a ton of effort and money into trying to cheat into fame, way beyond what the average self-absorbed author is willing to do. She spent a lot of money to permanently ruin her professional reputation.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 16:08 |
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Yeah. "Check this out, I listen to Dixie Chicks and Dave Matthews" is like the watered down version of "I like Public Enemy and Johnny Cash", and frankly makes the fact that a chapter of Gossip Girl opens with a Pavement quote look good
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 21:18 |
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If it's all set in Las Vegas the characters should really be bragging about their in-depth appreciation for Wayne Newton and Liberace to show their Vegas cred.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 21:23 |
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Talking of which, I just got to the chapter with Wayne Newton and Carrot Top and lmaoooooo Also, the Plain White T's got a record deal like, what, 10 years ago now? How long had this poo poo been festering in her brain??? Edit: oh my god the tarot part. I've been a tarot reader for 22 years, over half that time I've been doing it professionally, and while I've come to accept that many (if not most) people who read cards are bad at it and believe stupid poo poo, I still almost had to literally stop reading because of how badly she butchered Literally Everything About It precision fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Oct 8, 2018 |
# ? Oct 8, 2018 06:45 |
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precision posted:Talking of which, I just got to the chapter with Wayne Newton and Carrot Top and lmaoooooo Probably since whenever she stopped being their manager. Jenny Trout's sporking mentioned that when the excuse for Jackson not appearing in the end is because they're going on tour with Imagine Dragons, there was a real tour with 100 Monkeys and Imagine Dragons going on at the time of writing.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 13:49 |