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e: oh no I sniped the page BUTTCOIN AMIRITE?
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cruft posted:e: oh no I sniped the page 
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Wow, rude
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GentleReject posted:Blobs are on the blockchain, search Blob Ethereum
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zedprime posted:Not falling for this again. now announcing SeaCoin, our project coin for our plan to buy the galapagos islands and turn them into a members-only casino and resort to find out more, google our motto "have a go at seacoin"
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Jean-Paul Shartre posted:Just be careful, GnuCoin’s NOT UnixCoin. putting all my money in AIXCoin and losing everything as it goes to zero almost immediately
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Guys, those are all just subcoins of POSIXCoin, which is really what you should be using.
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Where can I invest in LinuxDesktopCoin? I heard this is the year.
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I'm trying to mine MSDOSCoin but it says I don't have enough conventional memory
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ymgve posted:I'm trying to mine MSDOSCoin but it says I don't have enough conventional memory You have to buy HIMemCoin first.
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If I were a betting man, I'd buy a buttcoin right now and sell it just before THE HALVING. The amount of hype around this is just surreal. I just saw an article about it in the New York Times.
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It's probably paywalled, but this NYT article about the compliance officer of Binance being detained in Nigeria is pretty interesting. It seems like Nigeria is of the opinion that Binance screwed over their currency, and is demanding $10billion in restitution. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/18/technology/binance-crypto-compliance-officer-nigerian-prison.html
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cruft posted:If I were a betting man, I'd buy a buttcoin right now and sell it just before THE HALVING. I think you missed out on the halvening hype, it peaked when it hit 70k and is now slowly descending
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ymgve posted:I think you missed out on the halvening hype, it peaked when it hit 70k and is now slowly descending This is one of many reasons why I'm not a betting man.
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cruft posted:It's probably paywalled, but this NYT article about the compliance officer of Binance being detained in Nigeria is pretty interesting. It seems like Nigeria is of the opinion that Binance screwed over their currency, and is demanding $10billion in restitution. Archive.is, my goon. It's the solution to all your paywall problems.
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Neito posted:Archive.is, my goon. It's the solution to all your paywall problems. I give money to newspapers I read, like it's 1986. If there were a more appropriate way for me to cut articles out and mail them to you, I'd do that instead 
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cruft posted:If I were a betting man, I'd buy a buttcoin right now and sell it just before THE HALVING. The problem is that even the people who are in on buttcoin (and especially the institutional investors who are the majority of the market) are thinking this way too. The crypto market moves entirely off vibes, because there's no use case. So if you think the vibes are going to move in a direction, either a) you're right, but shitloads more money are trying to corner the market based on the same thought, meaning it's nowhere near as lucrative as you think it'll be, b) you're right about what "should" happen, but there's enough manipulation that it doesn't, or doesn't happen enough to make touching the poop worth it, or c) you're wrong
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Right but there's conservatively a 75% chance of it going to a million dollars so you'd be a fool not to put all your money into it.
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Hey I've been running the numbers on my new corn husks business, check this out. Worst case (12% likelihood), my corn husks are going to double in value in the next 6 years. Average case (70% likelihood) my corn husks will be worth $4000 each by 2027. And in the best case (25% likelihood) my corn husks will turn into platinum-coated emeralds and be worth literally more than the rest of planet earth. You really have nothing to lose here. How many would you like?
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cruft posted:Hey I've been running the numbers on my new corn husks business, check this out. Worst case (12% likelihood), my corn husks are going to double in value in the next 6 years. Average case (70% likelihood) my corn husks will be worth $4000 each by 2027. And in the best case (25% likelihood) my corn husks will turn into platinum-coated emeralds and be worth literally more than the rest of planet earth. Tell me more about how I invest in this bitcorn
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Sure, Bitcoin is at a level that is super high and theoretically worth a lot of money. But is it possible to actually sell that bitcoin? Are there any people actually going out and buying tens of thousands of dollars in bitcoin in exchange for actual money? It feels like these days the overwhelming majority of real money going into bitcoin, is people who have been scammed, or are using it to pay ransomware. The traffic actually making line go up is all just wash trading right?
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What? Yes that is what exchanges are for.
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Master Twig posted:It feels like these days the overwhelming majority of real money going into bitcoin, is people who have been scammed, or are using it to pay ransomware. The traffic actually making line go up is all just wash trading right? There are tens of billions of real dollars* in just the largest few bitcoin ETFs. *SEC rules say these shares can only be created with cash, not stablecoins or crypto or IOUs from sketchy crypto bros
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drk posted:There are tens of billions of real dollars* in just the largest few bitcoin ETFs. It's actually fuckin crazy what a terrible idea this is and how literally nobody cares.
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Master Twig posted:Sure, Bitcoin is at a level that is super high and theoretically worth a lot of money. I would guess you might get some slippage if you start selling millions of dollars worth of bitcoin at once but I would guess you can probably instantly convert anything up to a million no problem and with basically no slippage, BTC is pretty liquid
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Time_pants posted:It's actually fuckin crazy what a terrible idea this is and how literally nobody cares. The SEC tried to care but a judge ordered them not to.
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Master Twig posted:Sure, Bitcoin is at a level that is super high and theoretically worth a lot of money. the time that you could not cash out meaningful amounts is long over various bankruptcy estates have sold/bought tens to hundreds of millions of dollars worth in pretty limited time periods
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Poopy Palpy posted:The SEC tried to care but a judge ordered them not to.
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Popete posted:cryptocoin ETFs feel like it's 2007 just before the mortgage crisis except everybody knows it's about to happen and is yelling it out loud and still regulators and institutional investors are all going American regulators are the pro wrestling referees of bureaucracy.
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Bah gawd it's Blackrock from the Q4, and he's got a fifth hand aggregate debt product
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Splicer posted:I missed this. Go on? https://www.reuters.com/legal/us-court-says-sec-wrong-deny-grayscales-spot-bitcoin-etf-proposal-2023-08-29/ Then a few months later the SEC approved Bitcoin spot ETFs but Gary Gensler made it pretty clear in the accompanying statement that he still thinks nobody should be buying these things. https://www.sec.gov/news/statement/gensler-statement-spot-bitcoin-011023 posted:Though we’re merit neutral, I’d note that the underlying assets in the metals ETPs have consumer and industrial uses, while in contrast bitcoin is primarily a speculative, volatile asset that’s also used for illicit activity including ransomware, money laundering, sanction evasion, and terrorist financing.
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IDK, money laundering, sanction evasion, and terrorist financing sounds like a solid growth industry to me.
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Vakal posted:IDK, money laundering, sanction evasion, and terrorist financing sounds like a solid growth industry to me. 
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Lammasu posted:So the guy that set himself on fire outside the Trump trial was some kind of schizophrenic that had this bizarre crypto conspiracy theory. Sounds like this will really fire up the base.
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Lammasu posted:So the guy that set himself on fire outside the Trump trial was some kind of schizophrenic that had this bizarre crypto conspiracy theory. *sigh* Okay, what hosed up thing happened this time?
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Time_pants posted:*sigh* Okay, what hosed up thing happened this time? dude set himself on fire in the protest area in front of the court where trump was farting up a storm and he has a manifesto that talks about how there is a bipartisan conspiracy to gently caress poor people over including crypto, vaccinations, etc... he's sued a bunch of people and blames clintons, thiels, epsteins for the world's miseries. based off his instagram that facebook for some reason has not frozen or taken down... the death of his mom probably caused this spiral into his weird conspiracy theories.
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