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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
organic brain damage

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
Sci-fi author was just one of the careers they shuffled those people off to. like disney animator

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
We need to outlaw porn again so horny people are forced to channel their pent up sexuality into literature and art again like in the good old days. Pornhub is standing between us and the great American novel.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Yes. And authors are only allowed to attend conventions if someone wheels them around in a straightjacket on a hand truck like Hannibal Lecter.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Children is, I think, better than Messiah, but maybe that's because things actually happen in it? There's very little actually going on in Messiah, whereas Children has beefswellings and girdershapes, and its ending mirrors that of Dune in a pleasing way.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Someone feed Brian the idea that stillsuits are named after their inventor, Stilgar.

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Messiah vs Children has always been a fundamental battle of how much you value brevity. IMO Children feels about as long as a 600 page novel could possibly feel (derogatory) so I gotta give it to Messiah for getting in and out in a timely fashion

No Mods No Masters fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Apr 18, 2024

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

galagazombie posted:

We need to outlaw porn again so horny people are forced to channel their pent up sexuality into literature and art again like in the good old days. Pornhub is standing between us and the great American novel.

Literotica.com needs proofreaders if you're interested. :colbert:

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edit: I've read the first three Dune books so often since 1984 that they have merged into chapters of one continuous story.

Just Another Lurker fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Apr 18, 2024

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Just Another Lurker posted:

Literotica.com needs proofreaders if you're interested. :colbert:

I am interested, what's the deal?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Tree Bucket posted:

Someone feed Brian the idea that stillsuits are named after their inventor, Stilgar.

And he was totally motivated by the thighpads, so he could collect scat for his fetish

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
fremen value wide, poo poo bearing thighs, something something, paolo breasted boobily through the bled, something something, boofing spice

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Bubblyblubber posted:

paolo breasted boobily through the bled, boofing spice

new thread title

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Gonna be real when watching TUNC I was screaming on the inside with delight whenever I saw the obvious thigh pads.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


galagazombie posted:

We need to outlaw porn again so horny people are forced to channel their pent up sexuality into literature and art again like in the good old days. Pornhub is standing between us and the great American novel.

In general, the post "web 2" internet has made humanity worse, and every development since those days has steadily removed or deprecated useful activity and replaced it with attention span destroying material and endless dopamine pumps, and it's pretty bad

the og butlerian jihad was a prophecy, a warning, and a prescription to fix the problem

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

galagazombie posted:

Pornhub is standing between us and the great American novel.

The great American novel will be written entirely in the comments on a Pornhub video.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I like how the OC Bible is printed on microscopically thin paper as the logical conclusion to bibles being printed on thinner and thinner paper over thousands of years. Papyrus-parchment-paper-thinner paper-microfiche-static force paper

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Soul Dentist posted:

I like how the OC Bible is printed on microscopically thin paper as the logical conclusion to bibles being printed on thinner and thinner paper over thousands of years. Papyrus-parchment-paper-thinner paper-microfiche-static force paper

I love that about sci-fi. It has this knack for extrapolating things out to absurd lengths but missing the big shifts that actually change things (but fair enough, they're authors, not prophets.)
But yes, it's such a beautifully tactile little detail. I can picture that book and those oil-lens binoculars so clearly!

Riot Bimbo posted:

In general, the post "web 2" internet has made humanity worse, and every development since those days has steadily removed or deprecated useful activity and replaced it with attention span destroying material and endless dopamine pumps, and it's pretty bad

the og butlerian jihad was a prophecy, a warning, and a prescription to fix the problem

I was googling "Bluey" for my kid earlier and like twenty of the early hits were results from the one site. You know something has gone wrong when Google Search stops being useful for search but fantastic for delivering TEMU ads. Or in Dune terms, for a little while there youtube served heaping piles of AI-generated thumbnails labelled DUNE TWO TRAILER.
The current web seems rather harmful to human flourishing. I guess the big question is, how do we Jihad?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Tree Bucket posted:

I love that about sci-fi. It has this knack for extrapolating things out to absurd lengths but missing the big shifts that actually change things (but fair enough, they're authors, not prophets.)
But yes, it's such a beautifully tactile little detail. I can picture that book and those oil-lens binoculars so clearly!

I was googling "Bluey" for my kid earlier and like twenty of the early hits were results from the one site. You know something has gone wrong when Google Search stops being useful for search but fantastic for delivering TEMU ads. Or in Dune terms, for a little while there youtube served heaping piles of AI-generated thumbnails labelled DUNE TWO TRAILER.
The current web seems rather harmful to human flourishing. I guess the big question is, how do we Jihad?

You need drastic measures baked into a belief system or ideology that is otherwise strong enough to drive people to act in extremes, and buddy i dont have the first idea about how to get there but we probably, as a species, need a holy war on the internet and the move to digitize everything.

Moving backwards being virtuous wasn't something i anticipated but Dune Was Right

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Captain Theron
Mar 22, 2010

Tree Bucket posted:

The current web seems rather harmful to human flourishing. I guess the big question is, how do we Jihad?

Whelp, time to start the missionaria protectiva and lay the seeds for jihad in a few thousand years. New goon project?

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

I don’t think I saw this here, we all hate AI, and Wes Anderson parodies are just about played out, but I laughed.

Wes Anderson does Dune

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Buffet'd Rautha.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Bubblyblubber posted:

Snuff and Raising Steam are really bittersweet reads for me, the few flashes of old terry are great but just highlight how not really there he is for the bulk of the rest.

Same, though I Shall Wear Midnight and Nation are still bangers.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'm also picturing Fremen crusaders coming to conquer Giedi Prime, stepping out of the ship and immediately pausing with '...whoa. This explains so much.'

Then a generation later they've semi integrated and the fashion scene is just wild

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



*remembering 2 Masters 1 Coat*

It's truth!

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

galagazombie posted:

We need to outlaw porn again so horny people are forced to channel their pent up sexuality into literature and art again like in the good old days. Pornhub is standing between us and the great American novel.

What the heck was Steinbeck's kink? Dust bowls?

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



the only thing I remember from The Grapes of Wrath is that a young woman breastfeeds a dying man at the end

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Soul Dentist posted:

I like how the OC Bible is printed on microscopically thin paper as the logical conclusion to bibles being printed on thinner and thinner paper over thousands of years. Papyrus-parchment-paper-thinner paper-microfiche-static force paper
When I was a kid, I was given a Christian sci-fi book where the world was ruled by an AI, Christians were persecuted, so they had to hide Bibles in little cases that look like rocks. I'm pretty sure they were ripping off the Bible that Yueh gives Paul.

I wish I could remember that book, too.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Halloween Jack posted:

When I was a kid, I was given a Christian sci-fi book where the world was ruled by an AI, Christians were persecuted, so they had to hide Bibles in little cases that look like rocks. I'm pretty sure they were ripping off the Bible that Yueh gives Paul.

I wish I could remember that book, too.

"The Last Christian" by David Gregory

According to AI

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
That book was published in 2010. It's been more than 14 years since I was a kid, I'm afraid

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Halloween Jack posted:

That book was published in 2010. It's been more than 14 years since I was a kid, I'm afraid

AI failed us.

Butlerian Jihad averted

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
computer show me a dehydrated desert waif, beautiful, very beautiful, big breasts, huge bazongas, enourmous badonkadonks, not water fat, zero water fat, biggest honkadonkaroos, not disgusted at me, likes my murder tiger plot, gigantic boobs, nice smile

safety protocols off

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Bubblyblubber posted:

computer show me a dehydrated desert waif, beautiful, very beautiful, big breasts, huge bazongas,
Have you not seen Barbora Kodetova?

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Bubblyblubber posted:

Snuff and Raising Steam are really bittersweet reads for me, the few flashes of old terry are great but just highlight how not really there he is for the bulk of the rest.

Just Another Lurker posted:

I felt the change in Unseen Academicals... it was not The Man.

I've had a hard time going near his books since he died, a weird thing to happen.

Dirty Old Man Syndrome strikes again... see Heinlein etc. :stare:
I used to think like this, right up until I read Michael W Lucas' thoughts, and that let them shine on their own for me.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
pratchett at 25% capacity was better than most other novelists at 100% capacity, yes

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

Halloween Jack posted:

Have you not seen Barbora Kodetova?

Pause/repeat on a dvd doesn't ruin a vid like it does on vhs... i was somewhat smitten by her back in the day. :blush:

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BlankSystemDaemon posted:

I used to think like this, right up until I read Michael W Lucas' thoughts, and that let them shine on their own for me.

I'll have to think about that. :tipshat:

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Admiralty Flag posted:

I don’t think I saw this here, we all hate AI, and Wes Anderson parodies are just about played out, but I laughed.

Wes Anderson does Dune

for posting ai garbage in the dune thread, the sentence is: death

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


i'll murder the poo poo out of this thread if it becomes an ai pit!!!!!!! That close button has been sitting there, begging me to press it since before i changed my name from the one that edgelord opioid addict admin gave me!!! don't do it. i'll use the house atomics!!!

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Riot Bimbo posted:

i'll murder the poo poo out of this thread if it becomes an ai pit!!!!!!! That close button has been sitting there, begging me to press it since before i changed my name from the one that edgelord opioid addict admin gave me!!! don't do it. i'll use the house atomics!!!

Well, as the old saying goes, the power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it.

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Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



Riot Bimbo posted:

i'll murder the poo poo out of this thread if it becomes an ai pit!!!!!!! That close button has been sitting there, begging me to press it since before i changed my name from the one that edgelord opioid addict admin gave me!!! don't do it. i'll use the house atomics!!!

invoke the silence on them

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