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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Shooting a cops dog legally counts as shooting a cop, so does tripping the copbot 9000 count as felonious attempted destruction of protected security assets? Had to have posted this in some fuckin thread

If the cop bot flips the gently caress out and throws a perp off the roof that of course is a programming error, could have been a cosmic ray

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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


If you hit a copbot with a baseball bat you will go to jail for life

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

every cop bot has a little spring-loaded compartment that opens to release a drop gun onto your corpse

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


cop bot detected the odor of marijuana and was forced to deploy its car battery powered turbo taser resulting in an unfortunate loss of life. cop bot has been placed on administrative leave during the ongoing investigation

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



"Put out the blunt, you have ten seconds to comply"

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

I'm also easily defeated by sand and water and wind :(

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I remember a very long time ago I watched America's most wanted or something similar and there was a feature on a remote controlled swat bot they'd send into situations they didn't want to get shot in. the segment showed it rolling into a domestic situation where the guy was drunkenly chasing his wife around the house with a shotgun. they showed it from the bot's perspective with the grainy night vision camera and it turns a corner straight into the dude. the cop controlling it made the usual demands via speaker and the guy, clearly sloshed, looks at the camera for a few seconds before saying "I'll have a number three large fries and a coke" whereupon the bot tazes him. I remember thinking at the time "well the guy may be a wife beating piece of poo poo but drat if his comedic timing wasn't dead on that night"

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ruffian Price posted:

I'm also easily defeated by sand and water and wind :(

Also stairs

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

To guarantee 24/7 patrol capability, copbot will be tethered to a miniature nuclear reactor carried on a chariot towed by a legion of robodogs. For the low low price of 400 million a unit

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

Chonchon posted:

To guarantee 24/7 patrol capability, copbot will be tethered to a miniature nuclear reactor carried on a chariot towed by a legion of robodogs. For the low low price of 400 million a unit

I think you meant nuclear side-car

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Chonchon posted:

To guarantee 24/7 patrol capability, copbot will be tethered to a miniature nuclear reactor carried on a chariot towed by a legion of robodogs. For the low low price of 400 million a unit

Fallout Christmas is looking pretty badass

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT

Chonchon posted:

There is only one industry where robots should be welcomed and that is sex work. Where are my std-free hooker bots zuck??

may i have one with covid

Cheap Trick
Jan 4, 2007

Al! posted:

once they start letting the cops regularly use quadcopters with bombs to take down suspects the way they tied a grenade to a bomb disposal robot to kill that sniper in texas, its over. theyre just going to get anyone they dont like with a kamikaze drone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-2tpwW0kmU

netizen
Jun 25, 2023

This is like when John Carmack thought that VR was a real thing and everyone just started using VR for porn and he left facebook. The robocop to pornbot transition is imminent.

fondue
Jul 14, 2002


What's the battery life on one of these suckers? Five minutes? Ten minutes?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I bet they're also loud as hell.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
fortunately, functional robot cops are completely fictional. they'll still be purchased as though they were not a ruinously expensive useless boondoggle, though. assassination drones are unfortunately not fictional at all.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

You can't fool me that's skibidi toilet

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

I summon Taser drone, in attack mode. Taser Drone flits behind the frontlines of a public disturbance in progress, and humanely pacifies offenders carrying unlicensed loudhailers and first aid kits

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
https://youtu.be/VTlV0Y5yAww?si=0akOqhL6P6XrJC5d

same vibes

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

https://twitter.com/cameronwilson/status/1782922725457051898

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


Lol

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I and I's goin ova de top, but de stew be bubblin'

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

yeah probably something like this

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Burger King
This Guy Scammed McDonald's For 100 Free Meals Using ChatGPT

sg.news.yahoo.com posted:

A podcast host explained how he used ChatGPT to scam McDonald's out of free meals.


People use the AI chatbots for all sorts of reasons, like improving a resume or getting help with homework. But apparently, ChatGPT can also be used to get free McDonald's. According to one podcaster and businessman, he's used it to scam McDonald's for free meals—and lots of them.

During a November 2023 taping of All Things The Podcast, co-host Gage offered a step-by-step breakdown on how he scammed McDonald's out of over 100 free meals. He revealed that the first step entails finding discarded receipts at a McDonald's location.

According to the podcaster, once you have a receipt, you'll need to check off "highly dissatisfied" on the receipt survey. Then you use ChatGPT to write a fake complaint.

"You just type in something like 'Write about a time that I had a horrible experience in McDonald's where I ordered a Big Mac. And make it under 1,200 characters.' Copy that. Paste it. It's usually really bad," he said.

Gage went on to add that he has received up to four free McDonald's meal vouchers from just one receipt survey.

And although he says no one has been harmed by this questionable hack, it's been met with a lot of pushback from people commenting on the video. Many expressed concern over the McDonald's location receiving numerous negative reviews.

"'It doesn't harm anyone.' It will when McDonald's shut down that branch because it's had thousands of bad reviews because someone it too cheap to buy a burger," one person pointed out.

Over a dozen people echoed their sentiment, with one user adding that "This is more sad than cool."

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005


chatgpt just made it quicker to write 100 bad reviews. i want to see when someone tricks the wendy's drivethrough ai into giving them free food

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The government got this program for a steal at 500000 dollarydoos

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Badass

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005


What kind of demented idiot thinks McDonald’s reviews make any difference at all to whether the location stays open or not

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

HashtagGirlboss posted:

What kind of demented idiot thinks McDonald’s reviews make any difference at all to whether the location stays open or not

probably the same kind of burger quisling that thinks a few hundred hamburgers will shutter a place

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

HashtagGirlboss posted:

What kind of demented idiot thinks McDonald’s reviews make any difference at all to whether the location stays open or not

a McDonald's manager and/or owner

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




It's fine. Now that his "one weird trick" is public all the mcdonalds will be drowned in bad reviews. They can't close all of them.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Milo and POTUS posted:

burger quisling
a much more compelling McDonaldland villain than the Hamburglar

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


lmfao

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

TACD posted:

a much more compelling McDonaldland villain than the Hamburglar

i'll say!

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016


Great to see veterans being retrained to code :unsmith:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

a McDonald's manager and/or owner

You would think right? But the truth is that all major companies basically have successfully trained up an army of little weirdo nerd freaks who would gladly take a bullet in defending them. It's truly baffling. If you've never heard of it, I do the Microsoft Rewards program. It's a bunch of little games, quizzes and puzzles where you get points and can then redeem them for gift cards. So almost real money! If that sounds great to you, hold up for a second, cuz it takes 6500 points to get a 5 dollar gift card. And you might get 300 points a day. You used to get almost 500 and almost always over 400 a day. Then they nerfed the puzzle points into the dirt such that it's probably not worth the effort to start now; I'm only doing it out of habit at this point. You also get points for searching... Bing. 150 for using your desktop and 100 for mobile searches.... 5 points a search. You could knock the whole thing out (including all the little quizzes and poo poo) in about 5, maybe 10 minutes. Now they throttle your searches so you can only do (at most) 4 every fifteen minutes. It's proven understandably very unpopular but every comment on the subreddit complaining about it gets absolutely brigaded and downvoted by the absolute weirdest, most deferential little creeps. They seem fundamentally unable to understand that microsoft is selling all this data off and probably for substantially more than 5 bucks a month. Even with the spammed searches, it's probably worth a pretty penny. And even if they were going into the red on it, it's loving microsoft, they can afford it, gently caress them.

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

soldier with a drone jammer in sudan


also
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_scg3gnSrPM1s1ddrj.mp4

spechtie has issued a correction as of 23:49 on Apr 24, 2024

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

:dogstare:

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The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

i love the smell of foliage management in the morning

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