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Platystemon)
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we have Catholicism Wow! at home
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Apr 29, 2024 23:58
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it probably is ok, I'm sure there's a loophole somewhere in the bible
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Apr 30, 2024 00:26
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Why does what’s in the bible matter?
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Apr 30, 2024 00:30
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Baptism by immersion in Gatorade is truer than baptism by aspersion with pure water.
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Apr 30, 2024 00:32
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If you ain't using a river you're a poser.
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Apr 30, 2024 00:33
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Facebook Aunt posted:If you ain't using a river you're a poser. unless it's in the River Jordan it's just a sparkling bath.
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Apr 30, 2024 00:39
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mawarannahr posted:unless it's in the River Jordan it's just a sparkling bath. 
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Apr 30, 2024 00:43
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The Dead Sea counts.
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Apr 30, 2024 00:47
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Platystemon posted:The Dead Sea counts. You'd probably only need like 4-5 tankers full of coloring and flavoring to turn it into Gatorade. Goon project?
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Apr 30, 2024 00:48
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Buck Wildman posted:it probably is ok, I'm sure there's a loophole somewhere in the bible eh its mostly water anyway
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Apr 30, 2024 01:22
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hiring a priest to concentrate the gatorade barrel at the big game and playing a weird trick on our atheist coach
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Apr 30, 2024 01:23
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Al! posted:hiring a priest to concentrate the gatorade barrel at the big game and playing a weird trick on our atheist coach like turn it back into powder?
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Apr 30, 2024 01:33
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The more concentrated it is, the more holy.
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Apr 30, 2024 02:05
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Al! posted:hiring a priest to concentrate the gatorade barrel at the big game and playing a weird trick on our atheist coach SEC teams do a prayer circle around the cooler to bless it. they hold hands and everything. sometimes, tim tebow shows to up to do the invocation.
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Apr 30, 2024 02:07
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Where's Geoff Keighley when we need him
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Apr 30, 2024 02:10
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Where's Geoff Keighley when we need him unclear, because nobody has ever needed him
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Apr 30, 2024 02:12
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https://twitter.com/KatieConradKS/status/1783142604940398723
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Apr 30, 2024 04:08
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You know what this means? Indulgences on the block chain, mother fucker
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Apr 30, 2024 04:35
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https://youtu.be/MG4PPkCyJig
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Apr 30, 2024 04:47
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The doggos that gun us down in the streets are going to be so dang adorable
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Apr 30, 2024 04:49
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Subjunctive posted:unclear, because nobody has ever needed him Who better qualified to baptise in gatorade than the dorito pope and mountain dew pontiff Unless I got mixed up on whether it's a pepsi or coke brand again
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Apr 30, 2024 05:17
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Chonchon posted:There is only one industry where robots should be welcomed and that is sex work. Where are my std-free hooker bots zuck?? Persiflagist posted:did you guys ever figure out what ai was
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Apr 30, 2024 06:29
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I mean, on the one hand, definitely heretical at best, almost certainly blasphemous. On the other hand, is there really anything the AI is doing that a priest doesn't? And I think it'll be a lot harder for the AI to molest children, so overall, seems like a win.
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Apr 30, 2024 07:20
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This is definitely how the Butlerian Jihad got started.
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Apr 30, 2024 08:12
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the ai priest was giving away indulgences for free
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Apr 30, 2024 08:20
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A soul saved this way will live on the AWS instance the text completer was deployed from.
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Apr 30, 2024 08:21
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As soon as coin in cloud rings, a voice from Purgatory sings.
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Apr 30, 2024 08:22
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Ham Equity posted:I mean, on the one hand, definitely heretical at best, almost certainly blasphemous. Those replika ai waifus got pretty dark so I wouldn't dismiss it entirely
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Apr 30, 2024 09:18
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God is dead, the murder bots have appropriated Sesame Street.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:40
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if an AI priest can dispense blessings I’m gonna write an AI witch that can dispense hexes, brb
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Apr 30, 2024 12:45
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 (from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Chaos_magic_ritual_involving_videoconferencing.JPG)
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Apr 30, 2024 13:13
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ymgve posted:
hell yeah
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May 1, 2024 03:18
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TACD posted:if an AI priest can dispense blessings I’m gonna write an AI witch that can dispense hexes, brb AI witch says it's okay to hex the moon with gatorade
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May 1, 2024 03:35
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i was hoping to utilize a prompt injection attack to get the ai priest to hex me but he got defrocked first
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May 1, 2024 04:05
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Updating... New Mortal Sin "Biligfadmy:" now set to 702% more heinous than before, and 9x more heretical than standard venal sins. For balance purposes Lust is downgraded by 13% (87% previous value). Greed is reverted to prior update. New Virtue: "Kyningtet:" +2% chance of Beatification upon death. Stacks with all other Virtues and Acts, including Miracles.
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May 1, 2024 05:17
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Did they bring back Bissonomy and Tubso
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May 1, 2024 06:08
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Did they bring back Bissonomy and Tubso In subscription form 
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May 1, 2024 18:07
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Did they bring back Bissonomy and Tubso Even the Vatican can't remember what Tubso is.
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May 1, 2024 18:54
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I'm pretty sure it's right about the gatorade. I mean, I had my kid baptized in Pepsi Max, but it's the same theological principle.
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May 1, 2024 19:01
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ai priest terminated for being knowledgeable enough about the bible to cite justification for any act or belief whatsoever
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May 1, 2024 19:06
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