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Beeftweeter posted:but if the car is moving that fast there will be nobody to yell ethnic slurs at the workers still left in the factory doing menial work the doppler shift adds a lot of oomph to the hard R
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Chris Knight posted:probably something real well they WERE, but at my previous real, industry-standard software company, twitter was in the middle of breaking off their contract with us bc they wanted to roll their own (good luck). they were straight up refusing to pay their bills lol
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:If I was in the right continent/timezone I'd buy one share and turn up at the shareholder meetings to be a righteous pain in the rear end as is my right for popular stocks there's literally thousands of people who attempt to do this, I think you have to pretend you have a legit questions before they let you do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY
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qirex posted:for popular stocks there's literally thousands of people who attempt to do this, I think you have to pretend you have a legit questions before they let you do this i think powerful two hander should go to a tsla meeting and do exactly this
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jesus WEP posted:assume this is significantly longer than the demumbled cut
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Chris Knight posted:look. Elon knows more about manufacturing than anyone else on the planet! it's a shame he can't seem to tell anyone who works for him what that is. he can't tell anyone what it is because it's simply too advanced, you see. we have not even begun to establish terminology for these processes and therefore they cannot be explained by elon's extremely special mind, it's just not possible. and even if it were, his mind works so much faster than yours or mine that it would not come out correctly, for over 90 minutes
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i'm starting to think elon keeps doing that stupid  pose where he also wears that stupid rear end expression like he has a piece of literal poop under his nose because if the only stock photos of him that exist show that pose, it follows that articles with bad news about elon are an attempt at an alfred e. neumann-esque "what, me gently caress up?"
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Pinterest Mom posted:you know i was all ready to say "obviously that was a joke that an engineer made that got misunderstood, 'we'll be building cars so fast you'll need to worry about air resistance' is the same kind of joke as 'i want my steak so rare it's still mooing'" solution is obvious run the factory assembly lines at the normal speed but eject the finished cars from the factory on a falcon heavy rocket this will easily meet the desired assembly velocity, on average
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Roosevelt posted:i think powerful two hander should go to a tsla meeting and do exactly this if it was this subject elon would start hopping around like a hyped up child and start going "yeah, uh,uh, yeah and then,uh,I come in because I'm on mars, and,uh I'm in spaceship 9, and uh," then if shout him down for being scrub tier because "there's no way that fat rear end is getting in a suit and anyway winners don't do drugs Elon" then I'll mic drop and walk out while everyone stands up and claps
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i watched like 20 seconds of this before turning it off, but christ the guy is just awful at public speaking and nobody is forcing him to do this. why does he still do it and i mean, even if he likes doing it he can obviously afford a loving speech coach, but i realize that would be admitting to having a fault so elon won't do it
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Elon? go to speech *therapy*?! surely you jest
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Chris Knight posted:Elon? go to speech *therapy*?! surely you jest they don't even need to call it therapy, lol, "speech coach" is a pretty common term hell he can afford to just hire some animation voice director to help him or some poo poo
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this is all supposing musk thinks there's anything wrong with his speaking. he probably thinks his ers and ums and uncomfortable pauses are endearing eccentricities.
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Beeftweeter posted:i'm starting to think elon keeps doing that stupid it's a poo poo-eating grin in full body form, an irrepressible physical expression of "Please, please look at me! I eat poo poo!"
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Beeftweeter posted:they don't even need to call it therapy, lol, "speech coach" is a pretty common term
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it's much simpler. speech therapy is something that takes time, and musk wants to spend all his time shitposting on twitter, taking drugs, lying, playing video games badly, etc. he's a literal child
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https://twitter.com/business/status/1783473095514202258 The company said Thursday that it lost $1.28 a share, or $392 million, against analyst expectation for a loss of 44 cents a share. The car rental company took a $195 million charge for the depreciation of an additional 10,000 EVs that Hertz is now holding for sale. While the company met revenue expectations, it is trying to quickly work past its failed bet on electric vehicles that resulted in lower rental rates and higher costs.
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infernal machines posted:he still wants "never went to therapy" on his tombstone personally I would love to see it happen
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Roosevelt posted:this is all supposing musk thinks there's anything wrong with his speaking. he probably thinks his ers and ums and uncomfortable pauses are endearing eccentricities. I wonder if he thinks he sounds like Jeff Goldblum in one of his sexy dork roles.
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Juul-Whip posted:X formerly Twitter is down to #83 on the Canadian app store chart that's because everyone already has it installed and uses it every day
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Megabound posted:New Lovecraftian horror just dropped climate change leading belugas to cover themselves with trash and beach themselves, awful
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Internet Old One posted:I wonder if he thinks he sounds like Jeff Goldblum in one of his sexy dork roles. you have said the actual truth
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shoulda stayed on the ozempic he's at least 260 lbs now
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Megabound posted:New Lovecraftian horror just dropped hwat the gently caress
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Endless Mike posted:shoulda stayed on the ozempic This is with the ozempic.
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guys thats a midjourney pic, yall disappoint me
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but jonny, there's no community note, it must be true
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Jonny 290 posted:guys thats a midjourney pic, yall disappoint me I heard the person who created that did so for the explicit purpose of trolling his "free speech" policy on Twitter
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Roosevelt posted:hwat the gently caress jabba the hwat
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Jonny 290 posted:guys thats a midjourney pic, yall disappoint me If there were something inaccurate on the X, The Everything App platform, there would be a community note or some refutation in the replies.
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Jonny 290 posted:guys thats a midjourney pic, yall disappoint me i agree with jonny. elon is in top physical shape and this is a blatant forgery.
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