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Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
I long for the return of Murder Machine Asuka, if for nothing else but to put me out of my misery watching this show

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

seriously end the night with Miz/Bryan

also after a ton of this crowd saw Takeover last night, they're gonna rip Roman and other stuff apart and it's gonna be really funny(and then people will whine about the fans booing which will be extra funny)

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Auritech posted:

I long for the return of Murder Machine Asuka, if for nothing else but to put me out of my misery watching this show

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
Who cares how long it is just eat and drink all day like it's an NFL Sunday

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Accident Underwater posted:

Who cares how long it is just eat and drink all day like it's an NFL Sunday

What if I'm eating and drinking like it's a WWE PPV Sunday

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Im watching Indy

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

bradzilla posted:

What if I'm eating and drinking like it's a WWE PPV Sunday

you will not survive

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i hope Alexa Bliss shoots Rhondo with a crossbow

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Shima Honnou posted:

you will not survive

:hai:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Nia Janks

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

GrimGypsy posted:

seriously end the night with Miz/Bryan

God please no I want to be in bed before 5am

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

hello jbl

hello tiny man

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this rusev/lana/aiden thing basically happened to me in real life and i was aiden

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
They need to find the girl who won gold the year Rhonda got bronze and have her beat Rhonda's rear end.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Shayna sure moved through the five stages quickly enough.

https://twitter.com/QoSBaszler/status/1031290995734925314

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Almas curtain jerking :(

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Alexa is a better wrestler than Rhondha

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
people were so excited about this dude. this is why i don't watch nxt

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Baron Corbin posted:

people were so excited about this dude. this is why i don't watch nxt

Almas/Gargano might legit be my favorite WWE-related match ever; even if he's dicking around midcard hell, I'll always have it

bartok
May 10, 2006



Curtain jerking the preshow!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

people like rusev

lets put them on the show 2 hours prior before summerslam

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Everybody pour one out for Corey Grave's voice

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Ha, RUSEV/LANA CRUSH matching the Tranquilo. Very Mixed-Match Challenge; I like.

That Dang Dad
Apr 23, 2003

Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...
Young Orc
I like the Coed Tranquilo

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

luchajones posted:

They need to find some Sandy Hook parents and have them beat Ronda's rear end.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Nothing like a picture in picture ad for Summerslam during an actual match on the goddamn Summerslam preshow.

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

luchajones posted:

They need to find the girl who won gold the year Rhonda got bronze and have her beat Rhonda's rear end.

Ronda Rousey's Olympic Conqueror, Edith Bosch, Says She'd Like to Punch UFC Star

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I'm at the gay beach, is the only match so far Lana Number One?

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
lmfao @ airing promos during this match

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

yes less rusev more camp wwe and more ROMAN

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Lana's hair is better than John Romero's quite frankly

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Pinwiz11 posted:

I'm at the gay beach

I lost my invite :smith:

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

dammit, I thought it started at 3, how could I miss 45 minutes of advertisements and sam roberts

ExHumus
Aug 30, 2006

BOOM BOOM!!

DeepDickPizza posted:

Nothing like a picture in picture ad for Summerslam during an actual match on the goddamn Summerslam preshow.


Tomahawk posted:

lmfao @ airing promos during this match

The pre-show airs for free on YouTube. They are trying to get people to buy the network for the PPV.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

CarlCX posted:

dammit, I thought it started at 3, how could I miss 45 minutes of advertisements and sam roberts

only people who watch from the beginning are allowed to post in this thread, i'm sorry but i'm going to have to probate you

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

Heavy Metal posted:

Lana's hair is better than John Romero's quite frankly

I hate to break kayfabe here but... they're... extensions

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Baron Corbin posted:

only people who watch from the beginning are allowed to post in this thread, i'm sorry but i'm going to have to probate you

if you give me a sixer now i might still be around for the end of brock/roman

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
that match sucked and vega botched the ending

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

good job everyone it's already going great

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Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
I didn’t realize how short she was until this moment. Wonder why? :thunk:

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