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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lol

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The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?
https://i.imgur.com/Ea9ihNm.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Magnificent

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


This is exquisite.

Ninja: or magnificent, sure.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Ladies, pay no attention to the mirrored train seat backs. Please ignore any heavy breathing from people behind you.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




I've seen that drawing in a book or something, ages ago. Wonder what it's from originally

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Ad in a Yellow Pages, I think?

e: yes - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/i-am-curious-yellow-pages/

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i dont remember illustrations in danish yellow pages but yeah i can see it does go back, not only my memory

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Cumtrails are real, folks :tinfoil:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Captain Hygiene posted:

Cumtrails are real, folks :tinfoil:

pending local legislation

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Slava

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Work safe butt broiler

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



fur on tip, and shaft, and balls

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Carthag Tuek posted:

fur on tip, and shaft, and balls

The often searched for but seldom found "bigfoot dick"

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

Carthag Tuek posted:

fur on tip, and shaft, and balls

Flashback to a "song" a guy I worked for used to "sing" to himself.
He claimed it was about Brian Boru's codpiece made out of a whole goat skin - but mostly it consisted of him vaguely mumbling to himself (which is why the scare-quotes) until he reached the end of the chorus when he'd belt out "..and it's the hairy side outside tonight!"

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Carthag Tuek posted:

fur on tip, and shaft, and balls
I can't find the "is that not average this is very concerning" meme but pretend I posted it here.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Karate Bastard posted:

Work safe butt broiler

See a doctor immediately

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Knockoff Elmo got quite a sack there

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Things fell out with ms piggy huh.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/C4LcwKw.mp4

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Everyone has a plumbus in their home

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I've always suspected that's how you make saxophones.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Hell yeah, always up for some jizz-wailing

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Milo and POTUS posted:

Everyone has a plumbus in their home
I too call it my home.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


Lol, that I had to click the "This might contain mature content, are you sure you want to see it?"

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Wow, flashback to Mr. B Natural.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdzlsDV5-dk

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Chrpno posted:

Knockoff Elmo got quite a sack there



Please, no meat touching ma'am.

ImpAtom has a new favorite as of 21:33 on Apr 17, 2024

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Chrpno posted:

Knockoff Elmo got quite a sack there



How Kafkaesque.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




oh wow

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

If he squeezed that thing any tighter, things could get Messi

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.





Cheeky Sculpture

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That would present difficulty to even the bravest.

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Bumping up against those cave walls but still not big enough to satisfy your mom

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