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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/EduardHabsburg/status/1783143611971817553

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Parallelwoody posted:

Say what you will about music but if you don't think Africa loving slaps then maybe keep the rest of those opinions to yourself.

"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti" is the most egregious massacre of flow and tenuous attempt at meter in any modern song.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

credburn posted:

That kid has yet to be funny. Not a single time.

username/post combo

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Breetai posted:

"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti" is the most egregious massacre of flow and tenuous attempt at meter in any modern song.

You need to listen to more music if that's what you think.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Toto had hooks. Please don’t make me defend Toto.
If you won't, I'll hold the line.

Toto's a bunch of session musicians that went "hang on, what if we make our own thing?" and that's 100% respectable.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Breetai posted:

"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti" is the most egregious massacre of flow and tenuous attempt at meter in any modern song.

and they're hundreds of miles from one another

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Breetai posted:

"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti" is the most egregious massacre of flow and tenuous attempt at meter in any modern song.

It's also a lame song.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Hold the Line fucks so hard though

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Blue Footed Booby posted:

It's also a lame song.

You're a lame song.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

Modal Auxiliary posted:

The Line fucks so hard though

Not a popular choice, but I'm down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVVVTD4AesY

Trey didn't actually remember the details of who it was about lol
https://phish.net/song/the-line/history

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/MonicaLewinsky/status/1783299229110473017?t=ITSnX1sDsbqUyfgZ9Zcokw&s=19

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




It's "Hold The Line" you fucks!

kiminewt
Feb 1, 2022

Hold: The Line

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Wait until Alex Jones hears about ((((THE SPHERE)))) turning Drew Carey trans.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Just take estrogen. You don’t have to do anything to your dick, but penis-preserving vaginoplasty is an option, too.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Platystemon posted:

Just take estrogen. You don’t have to do anything to your dick, but penis-preserving vaginoplasty is an option, too.

Yeah but he's decided on being flayed.

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Yeah but he's decided on being flayed.
Maybe don't describe bottom surgery as "being flayed".

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Woebin posted:

Maybe don't describe bottom surgery as "being flayed".

yes, but more importantly tell Drew Carey that

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I think the important part of Drew's experience was the copious amounts of drugs and really whomst among us could say that is not a divine thing? Only liars and charlatans, namaste, amen and gesundheit.

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Runa posted:

yes, but more importantly tell Drew Carey that
Oh, I didn't catch that typo in the tweet, my bad.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Breetai posted:

"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti" is the most egregious massacre of flow and tenuous attempt at meter in any modern song.

The way he says SAIIRRin-getEE has bugged me my whole life.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Wait until you hear Elton John pronounce “Spain” in “Daniel.”

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

Spaniel

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://twitter.com/BigTucsonDad/status/1783278272056295597

https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1783209392059388307

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
Most tortured rhyme I can think of is from Asher roth’s I love college.: “I’m a champion/at beer pong”

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

The absolute worst is whoever the jesus is at the beginning of Eminem's I Will,

Sacha, Baron, Cohen, Farell, wait where am I going with this.. oh yeah, I bar at (borat?) Will

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/1783415227868135445

https://twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1783511035384590682

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Why do I see so many chimera cats lately? Or cats the sure look like chimeras anyway

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It's been a great few weeks for unorthodox cats

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
Is that different from a calico?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
cat Voltron.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Call me when we got esoteric cats

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

Mauser posted:

Is that different from a calico?

Calicos and tortoiseshells are almost always female because the coat colour gene is on the X chromosome, so to have both ginger and brown/black pigments you need two X chromosomes. I assume the chap in the video is a chimera, i.e., cat Voltron

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
platypuss

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Calicos and tortoiseshells are almost always female because the coat colour gene is on the X chromosome, so to have both ginger and brown/black pigments you need two X chromosomes. I assume the chap in the video is a chimera, i.e., cat Voltron

I think it's more likely it's a calico cat and the tweeter is mistaken about its sex.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

I think you're a nerd

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I think you're a nerd

fair

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/RetroNewsNow/status/1783355290886304115

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

https://mstdn.social/@ElleGray/112333794537500069

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I may be old, but that story has some combination of OP’s grandparents playing C:SotN while already being parents, or teen pregnancies, or OP being too young to be on the Internet.

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