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Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
I saw my first cybertruck irl today and as I drove by and realized what I was looking at I howled with laughter

I've seen how dumb they look in pictures but seeing one for real is a true experience

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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Milo and POTUS posted:

The Japanese have gone way too far this time
Only the Japanese use twitter without sin

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Captain Invictus posted:

I saw my first cybertruck irl today and as I drove by and realized what I was looking at I howled with laughter

I've seen how dumb they look in pictures but seeing one for real is a true experience

I'm a little sad v that living in Europe I'll probably never get to see a cyber truck in real life

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Aramoro posted:

I'm a little sad v that living in Europe I'll probably never get to see a cyber truck in real life

The majority of the American continent won't see one. It's like a rare bird if the rare bird was also a monument to one man's hubris.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
stunts.exe rear end car

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

the heck is going on in the best friends play subreddit

Risutora
Dec 28, 2006

theyve sold like 4000 cybertrucks total and half of them are probably dead already

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Risutora posted:

theyve sold like 4000 cybertrucks total and half of them are probably dead already

Well, what do you expect when the owners irresponsibly get their vehicles damp?

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Zetsubou-san posted:

stunts.exe rear end car
honestly more of a Stunt Race FX car

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Zetsubou-san posted:

stunts.exe rear end car

Clerical Terrors
Apr 24, 2016

I'm so tired, I'm so very tired
https://twitter.com/tommybayertime/status/1556042705897234433

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://x.com/dril/status/1787041991391584549?s=46

https://x.com/frienem/status/1786845955054272514?s=46

https://x.com/trueslazac/status/1786820980909670574?s=46

LASER BEAM DREAM has a new favorite as of 15:00 on May 5, 2024

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Air Skwirl posted:

The majority of the American continent won't see one. It's like a rare bird if the rare bird was also a monument to one man's hubris.

Saw my second one yesterday out in the desert, dunno if it was a wrap but had “Cyberbeast” spray paint logos on the sides

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
FWIW I saw one in the DFW area of Texas almost a month ago. It was the "normal" model parked in front of a semi truck dealership.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
I once saw the Weinermobile :smug:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Holy poo poo this Garrison edit...

https://twitter.com/four_tildes/status/1787044789650596337

EDIT: :haw:

https://x.com/four_tildes/status/1787066146522288240

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

Seaniqua posted:

I once saw the Weinermobile :smug:

And then you turned on your monitor

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

I see cybertrucks almost daily in Austin. They are everywhere here.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Austin sucks poo poo

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Some guy near me has a lime green Cybertruck. Didn't even know you could customize them like that, I think the headlights are green as well.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I had an idea that I could move to the Netherlands and become a short king.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Some guy near me has a lime green Cybertruck. Didn't even know you could customize them like that, I think the headlights are green as well.

Any different colors are just aftermarket wraps. Tesla only sells it in stainless steel because Musk is an idiot.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

muscles like this! posted:

Any different colors are just aftermarket wraps. Tesla only sells it in stainless steel because Musk is an idiot.

im sad that some of the people who were dumb enough to buy a cybertruck were smart enough to wrap it

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021
Wouldn't an aftermarket wrap significantly increase its time-to-rust?

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
it protects it from the elements, so i dont see how. the glue might be a bitch to get off, though

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
Saw a Cybertruck at the Berlin Mall this weekend. I laughed at it.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

OPAONI posted:

Wouldn't an aftermarket wrap significantly increase its time-to-rust?

Yes but it also massively improves the structural integrity.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

it’s just the cellophane wrapper that comes on electronics. gotta peel it back

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf
Saw a cybertruck drinking a pina colada at trader vic's.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

Time to die

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

My Spirit Otter posted:

it protects it from the elements, so i dont see how. the glue might be a bitch to get off, though

I meant make it take longer to rust. I can see how my statement was ambiguous though.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

coleman francis posted:

Saw a cybertruck drinking a pina colada at trader vic's.

Doesn't that void the warranty?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


coleman francis posted:

Saw a cybertruck drinking a pina colada at trader vic's.

Little old lady got mutilated late last night

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ultrafilter posted:

Little old lady got mutilated late last night

I don't remember that part in the pina colada song

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


if you like lon chaney jr
and you like beef chow mein

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

D-Pad posted:

I see cybertrucks almost daily in Austin. They are everywhere here.

That's their natural habitat.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



ultrafilter posted:

Little old lady got mutilated late last night

closing the frunk

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



I regret to inform you that anyone who has seen the Cybertruck in person “sucks poo poo,” and is unfortunately “gay as balls.” Reports are confirming this as we speak.

I take no joy in delivering this news.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Any time someone goes in to try and buy a Cybertruck, there ought to be a 2" thick 3x3' piece of birch attached to a revolving metal arm that belts them across the face right as they're about to sign the paperwork, and the money then goes to Musk's children or ex wives or some cause he's spoken out against (the person doesn't actually receive the truck)

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Dr. Lunchables posted:

I regret to inform you that anyone who has seen the Cybertruck in person “sucks poo poo,” and is unfortunately “gay as balls.” Reports are confirming this as we speak.

I take no joy in delivering this news.

Counterpoint: you can have a lot of fun with gay balls, and you can't ignore the cybertruck to focus on the owner's personality for a positive change.

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