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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Seems ok to me. This is basically a picture thread anyway.

Before and after pics of the winter goat grooming?

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Wowwww. Hard to believe they come out so big and normal shaped, for some reason. Two in one night, too? Nice instincts!

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Help, please. I'm suffering from lack of baby lamb.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
What an awesome story!

Can't wait to see the new ones.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Yay, goat science!

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

nankeen posted:

this is the greatest photo, look at that victorious little smile

What's this? Crumbses on his jacket?

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Those portraits are amazing. I hope goons rise to this occasion and create some masterpieces to go with them. I feel like this deserves a GBS thread and a banner ad. Unless you want then you be just your works, of course, which is equally excellent.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
SHUT UP

we needs them

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
His horns are something else. Such a cute kid :kimchi:

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
It seems like the extra prongs could be more problematic biologically than the two horned variety. Is that off base?

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

:kimchi::kimchi::kimchi:

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Instant Jellyfish posted:

"I pooped this out and I love it for some reason!"


Somehow it reminds me of me when I was but a wee poop.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
This may be insensitive, but your wording made it sound like you might not have tried without an audience? Farm life is hard, so no judgement, just curious if what you did was standard procedure or not.

He needs a name befitting his struggle to emerge. He's also super pretty.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Instant Jellyfish posted:

It wasn't until I was pulling that I realized how giant his head was and if she had been in labor for longer and I wasn't there to revive him he might not have made it.

Uhh. What happens to the ewe in that situation?

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
loving awesome explanation, thank you...ewe...gently caress

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
I'm also glad for the serendipity of the moment that brought him to life.

I nominate Serendipity for his name. It's maybe a girl's name, but I think he has time to decide what gender he wants to identify as.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Lmao clem you bitch

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Is Jaffa's progeny all white?

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
I'm surprised by how clean they look so quickly...

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Things was earlier today:

Instant Jellyfish posted:

It's Katelyn and her pickiness that's driving me bonkers. First she loved both babies, then decided she hated all babies, now she loves the ram and just sort of tolerates the ewe if it doesn't get too close. You had them, you have to feed them! She's being real flinchy when they move to her udder so I'm going to treat her for sub-clinical mastitis and see if that helps. She'll nurse them if she has to and I've set things up so she can't hurt them so I have time to work things out at least.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
"Lambed a ram."

ILL Machina fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Apr 9, 2020

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Instant Jellyfish posted:

One of my original issues with electronet was that Jazz learned up to pick up the stakes with her horns and scoot under where her wool would insulate her. Other sheep would try her trick and get hopelessly tangled and/or kill themselves. Being 15 now she mostly just yells at me to open gates for her and wanders wherever she wants anyway so hopefully she isn't as motivated to mess with the fence. She hasn't yet encountered it because lately she has chosen to hang around in the barnyard or in the barn instead of grazing in the pasture with the commoners.

Amazing. Jazz is 100% that bitch.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Carbon Thief posted:

Ahh, so many great lambs! I just found this year's thread and realized I'd never posted my tattoo inspired by your Jacobs.



Still needs colour, but obviously no one's tattooing lately.

:eyepop:

awesome

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Sorry for the losses. What a set of tragedies. Hearing your two cormos left together was heart-wrenching.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Can you speak to his offspring and/or what took him from us? Twofer was a legend, to be sure.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Life is hard on the farm and IJ has trained us to find beauty and keep memories close despite the often macabre functionalism of ranching. Two is still beautiful and useful despite his passing. I think they were just trying to suggest a fitting commemoration to avoid the feeling of discarding that beauty and wanting to keep Two's memory close by.

Maybe IJ could speak to their thoughts better, that's just my take.

ILL Machina fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Feb 23, 2021

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

maybe y'all could stop

Hey sorry just seeing in your previous posts that you're an owner, too. Sorry if what I said was insensitive, I'm not as close as you guys are.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
He's right. It's BodegaCat law.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Ashter?

I like Tea, too. Gravy less so...

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
That is an extreme amount of cuteness holy poop.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Is the no-udder-development thing likely to happen again to this ewe?

Is she just jealous about how cute Biscuit 2 is?

E: Sry I'm also curious. I also want to know if she yells at you.

ILL Machina fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Apr 6, 2021

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
That video is ridiculously adorable...

Is Biscuit doing ok with their new family?

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Biscuit is doing great! He's always cuddled up with his brother or mom and you wouldn't even know about his rough start if you saw him.


Squeeeeee. What a tragic but heartwarming story. You should try to use him in your occasional education if you can! No one will forget him ever and I have to assume new ranchers could use the case study.

E: sorry I don't pretend to know what I'm talking about. I just want everyone to know him.

ILL Machina fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Apr 16, 2021

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

nunsexmonkrock posted:

I had to turn it off because it sounds like my cat that will howl into my ear while I am sleeping. Not a nice thing to wake up to but oh well.

The one where she's scratching his chin? Beeps not making any noise, but you can hear...major or mina?...in the bg of the chin scratching vid.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Knockouts quad is so awesome looking. When the lateral horns grow backwards instead of downish like serendipity, do they get in the way of the ears sometimes?

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Beep is now happily in a home with a couple other bottle babies and some homeschool kids that are crazy about them :kimchi:

Yessss. Ultimate payoff this thread rules.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

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Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

dismas posted:

Wildfire is gorgeous

Regal. Princely.

Love the cormo love :kimchi:

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Ngl biscuit and colt look like assholes. Maybe that's just resting ram face.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Well, looks like it’s going to be a busy spring.



Fuuuuuuck yes. Good luck and send pix or it didn't happen!

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Cripes. Dammit, Logan, you beautiful idiot.

So sorry for your loss. He'll survive as a cautionary tale about the dangers of horniness.

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