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Robot Style
Jul 5, 2009

amigolupus posted:

But no, it's (presumably) Rebel's dad who founded the Spirit Shepherds.

Mookie's Patreon confirmed that Gregory is Cresca's dad...


...Because he drew porn of her conception.

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rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls
https://twitter.com/mookiebean/status/1785310522872561713
I feel like I'm gonna go full Gollum and start hissing and ranting at the walls

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls
Reposting:

Mx. posted:

Oh for fucks sake



swinging between fury and laughing at Mookie making GBS threads the bed with the last pages

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Robot Style posted:

Mookie's Patreon confirmed that Gregory is Cresca's dad...


...Because he drew porn of her conception.

:whitewater:

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
cant explain why Devin Deegan has made me smile so much

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
STILL there's no explanation of how the spirit shepherds actually function other than "charity". Like, at least have a mutual aid network set up. That would be in-genre! That would make sense! Say they lead very simple lives but have things set up in such a way that they take care of each other, or there are noted benefactors. Like there's history for this sort of thing, you can look at old religious orders. Just a few words would add so much!

And yes of course it's a Deegan, it's always a Deegan. You know some people have complained about how the Star Wars franchise puts too much weight on the Skywalkers and that's valid but MAN this is much worse.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Spirit shepards imply the existence of spirit sheep and spirit wolves

a cartoon duck
Sep 5, 2011

i was convinced pares was either a former spirit shepherd or at least trained to become one, what with having a history with saritha and obviously being invested in convincing her of his radical ideas of "self-worth" and "self-care". there's even a potential story there of pares doing actual spirit shepherd work, getting possessed, getting rocks thrown at him and ending up hungry and homeless for it before saying gently caress it, if no one respects me then i don't need to respect anyone else, and why he's so desperate for saritha to agree with him to affirm his bitterness. though i suppose that risks showing that our good guy organisation might have flaws and we can't have that

also it's funny that jacob's rebuttal at the cult accusation is that their members reject personal wealth when that's like, strategy number one cults employ to ensure members are dependent on the cult and isolated from the outside world

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I like how it's now just a running gag that Jacob rips his face off at the first sign of trouble.

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


It's so silly for mookie to keep pulling new deegans out of a hat whenever he wants there to have been an important person who did something - especially when Jacob is right there and fits the bill just as well.

Re: the vegan market stuff, honestly I get it. There is something to lament about individual farmers having to adopt corporate culture, turn themselves into a brand, and engage in marketing. It's alienating.

rudecyrus posted:

aside from the Mookiena chapter, every story features a Deegan affecting the plot in some way to the protagonist's benefit

Makena and the badger lady did bond over an appreciation of "the classics", Greg's music.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

YF-23 posted:

It's so silly for mookie to keep pulling new deegans out of a hat whenever he wants there to have been an important person who did something - especially when Jacob is right there and fits the bill just as well.

Re: the vegan market stuff, honestly I get it. There is something to lament about individual farmers having to adopt corporate culture, turn themselves into a brand, and engage in marketing. It's alienating.

Makena and the badger lady did bond over an appreciation of "the classics", Greg's music.

Dear God! It's Deegans all the way down!

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



rudecyrus posted:

of loving course a Deegan founded the Spirit Shepherds

Until just now I thought Jacob did.

super sweet best pal posted:

I'd have thought Jacob would've founded them himself after his death is not zombies speech
:hmmyes:

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls
it's difficult for me to think of the spirit shepherds as any sort of organization since we don't know anything about them other than:

1. They guide spirits to the afterlife -- excuse me, "The Great Cycle"
2. They're "wholly selfless"
3. They live entirely on charity (somehow)

No clue how many there are, what kind of training they go through, what daily rituals they perform, if there's a hierarchy, if they have other duties, how someone becomes a spirit shepherd, etc, etc

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls
This page implies Jacob doesn't give a gently caress about charlatans conning people and he only stepped in bc it's bad for his family's reputation

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012
Yeah, it's really bad that Jacob doesn't leverage his family's immense wealth, fame, and resources to at least set up a system where the Spirit Shepards basic needs (food, shelter, safety) are taken care of.

Also, maybe he should set up a some ground rules like, say, 'you can't accept sexual favours as payment for saving someone's relatives from eternal torment'.

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

Tesseraction posted:

I like how it's now just a running gag that Jacob rips his face off at the first sign of trouble.

"Damnit, I'm out of faces now. Could.you tell me where the nearest mortuary is?"

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

Robot Style posted:

Mookie's Patreon confirmed that Gregory is Cresca's dad...


...Because he drew porn of her conception.



I can't believe this

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

yeah actually they will posted:



I can't believe this

I can

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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Tesseraction posted:

I like how it's now just a running gag that Jacob rips his face off at the first sign of trouble.

The funniest part to me is he has to do this because it’s the only means we have of knowing someone is Jacob. He has no other mannerisms.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

maltesh posted:

"Damnit, I'm out of faces now. Could.you tell me where the nearest mortuary is?"

Guess he should have been saving face.

SupSuper
Apr 8, 2009

At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.

Maple Leaf posted:

It's obvious that Mookie has a type. He enjoys drawing these hideous creatures, these gross designs that are meant to make us recoil in revulsion. He loves the shock value that he gets out of these moments. Why doesn't he lean into that? There's an audience for that!
He saves that for Patreon. :v:

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

yeah actually they will posted:



I can't believe this

I did not, in fact, need proof.

Cemetry Gator
Apr 3, 2007

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?

yeah actually they will posted:



I can't believe this

For your all ages comic book!!!

I think I realized what makes Mookie so alien. He does all these weird creepy things with such enthusiasm that it all comes off extremely unnerving.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Standing with my face half an inch from yours, smiling ecstatically: "I drew a dwarf and a man having sex, isn't that progressive? would you like to see it?"

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls

Tesseraction posted:

Standing with my face half an inch from yours, smiling ecstatically: "I drew a dwarf and a man having sex, isn't that progressive? would you like to see it?"

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

yeah actually they will posted:



I can't believe this

Lol that this is how we find out her name

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

lmao that she finally got a name, as part of a porn comic

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

Robot Style posted:

Mookie's Patreon confirmed that Gregory is Cresca's dad...


...Because he drew porn of her conception.

How? How does he keep finding new ways to make things worse???

rudecyrus posted:

https://twitter.com/mookiebean/status/1785310522872561713
I feel like I'm gonna go full Gollum and start hissing and ranting at the walls

Lower-left panel, I feel like I can understand the intent behind it, but it looks so loving bad. Instead of being a cartoony expression, Luna's jaw looks unhinged.

Tesseraction posted:

I like how it's now just a running gag that Jacob rips his face off at the first sign of trouble.

Honestly, Jacob got pretty boring now that he's a middle-aged dad 220+ years old. He didn't even deal directly with Redactor and Skullet, and he's not even dragging Pares down to hell or turning him into a skeleton. Even if it's supposed to be an all-ages comic, you can surely come up with something cool for the guy calling himself "The Living Zombie" to do.

YF-23 posted:

Re: the vegan market stuff, honestly I get it. There is something to lament about individual farmers having to adopt corporate culture, turn themselves into a brand, and engage in marketing. It's alienating.

That's the thing, he's not complaining about how capitalism is squeezing the life out of smaller businesses and forcing them to have to use marketing techniques to become A Brand just to keep up. Instead, he's blaming the smaller businesses themselves for putting in effort to make their products look nicer. To me, it just seems like Mookie thinks of himself as a left-leaning progressive person and he sees queer people the cool kids complaining about corporations on Twitter, so he does it, too, without understanding just why people hate capitalism.

Fister Roboto posted:

lmao that she finally got a name, as part of a porn comic

New thread title right here.

FlocksOfMice
Feb 3, 2009
It's not the Living Zombie, it's the Zombie Alive.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
No, seriously, whats going on with Luna's mouth in that panel???

Robot Style
Jul 5, 2009

Dabir posted:

Lol that this is how we find out her name

Children love having to read paywalled pornography in order to know who the characters are in their All-Ages comic.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

She's preparing to devour an egg.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012
If there's NEVER, in all of history, been a mixed-race pregnancy, 'ancestry' isn't the right word, and Mookie is probably just using it because D&D uses it now.

If (according to Dominic) humans are dwarves are loving continuously but never producing offspring, they're definitely wholly different species. Also, I thought the dwarf homeland was completely closed off and no one got in or out? That there were no records of any dwarves outside of the one city-state? Are humans going there for sex tourism?

Heliotrope
Aug 17, 2007

You're fucking subhuman

GreenMetalSun posted:

If (according to Dominic) humans are dwarves are loving continuously but never producing offspring, they're definitely wholly different species. Also, I thought the dwarf homeland was completely closed off and no one got in or out? That there were no records of any dwarves outside of the one city-state? Are humans going there for sex tourism?

If I remember right, dwarves were more inviting in Dominic’s time - I think they got more closed off as time went on.

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.
Maybe dwarves are just really good about using birth control, except this one time?

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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nah, this is just the first one to gently caress a deegan, well known as the most virile of all god's creatures

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Heliotrope posted:

If I remember right, dwarves were more inviting in Dominic’s time - I think they got more closed off as time went on.

Nabora got exiled for fighting against centuries of oppression, which included the dwarven homeland being closed off to outsiders. This happens before Cresca is even born (since Cresca knew absolutely nothing about Kadaz).

The timeline for Rebel makes no sense at all, purely because Gregory is Cresca's dad. If her dad was some random Deegan descendant, then it could fit in the timeline.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

Schubalts posted:

The timeline for Rebel makes no sense at all, purely because Gregory is Cresca's dad. If her dad was some random Deegan descendant, then it could fit in the timeline.

I think it's possible Cresca is older than she looks, or at least outlived the OG Deegans by centuries or decades, since in some D&D settings, dwarves live for 400+ years.

Robot Style
Jul 5, 2009

Yeah, that definitely seems to be the case. The timeline seems to roughly be:

  • Young Dominic - the OG Comic.
  • Epilogue Dominic - this is where Mookie's Patreon comics are taking place, and where Cresca's mom is pregnant.
  • Old Dominic - Dominic has been shown as white-haired and bearded when he broke magic, and in the immediate aftermath. It seems like Cresca was still a kid when this happened, so Dwarf childhood seems to last for several decades.
  • Future/Present - 200 years after Dominic changed magic, and the setting of Legacy. Probably closer to 250 years after the original comic and the Patreon epilogue, considering how old Dominic was when he broke magic.

So if Cresca's supposed to be a young adult, it's possible dwarves (and half-dwarves I guess) age 10x slower than humans in this setting.

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Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



Also it means the dwarves were an isolationist hyper-patriarchy at the time one punched Dominic in the groin. Never came up for some reason.

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