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SerthVarnee posted:So out of curiosity. Let's pretend a marine NCO comes rampaging through the fields to yell at someone for having their hands in their pockets. Has anyone ever tried to answer in the affirmative when he ask the obligatory "do you think Chesty Puller walked around with his hands in his pockets?". Considering that one of the more famous pictures of Chesty is this. Chesty Puller would be a great screen name for a sex worker
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ScreenDoorThrillr posted:Chesty Puller would be a great screen name for a sex worker No better friend with benefits.... no worse enema. First to gently caress Capable of Amphibious Sexual Assault. The Devil Dog with The Devil Hog. Every Marine a Waifu Man. Eagle, Globe and Wanked Her. Pony-Jarheads We didn't promise you a hoe's garden. Semper Futuo i would have more but i'm fukkin tired and half of what Marines say is innuendo or just the word gently caress anyway.
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Steezo posted:No better friend with benefits.... no worse enema. Honestly I just assumed you were reading the graffiti in a bathroom stall that marines had defiled at some point
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Fearless posted:Honestly I just assumed you were reading the graffiti in a bathroom stall that marines had defiled at some point I didn't know dicks were a font now.
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Ok I’m greeting my marine coworker with the devil hawg next I see him.
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Still looking for a few good men
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The Whores of Tripoli The Marines are Coming (didn't even have to change that one!)
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spacetoaster posted:The Whores of Tripoli From the balls of Montezuma!
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piL posted:From the balls of Montezuma! !!!!!!!
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piL posted:From the balls of Montezuma! I'm only a little mad I didn't think of this one.
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Yeah if things have come down to the CO of the ship pulling out an M4 in combat then things have gone pretty spectacularly off the rails. I opted out of taking part in our christening ceremony in the shipyard and volunteered to stand watch in the guard tower at the corner of EBs graving dock. Given it's a nuclear submarine, there were plenty of protesters carrying signs at the gates and out on the Thames in boats. The CO himself literally called me on the tower phone to make sure I knew not to fire on them. This is how much the average CO trusts the average blueshirt, I don't think grabbing the rifle himself is entirely out of the question...
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Anyone ever request mast? 👀
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Anathematic posted:I opted out of taking part in our christening ceremony in the shipyard and volunteered to stand watch in the guard tower at the corner of EBs graving dock. Surprised they let you have real ammo.
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The Lone Badger posted:Surprised they let you have real ammo. Nuclear. The rules are different.
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mllaneza posted:Nuclear. The rules are different. Yeah they avoid giving 1/3rd of the crew live ammo due to hoe their workplace makes them hunger for sweet release
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Turns out that Commander Yaste here is a Citadel grad.
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Holy poo poo I know that guy from NPS. Small world.
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jerman999 posted:Small world. Being fair, everything is small when your scope is backwards.
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i think this counts https://bsky.app/profile/ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social/post/3kq7ogjlzr22a quote:
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I feel you'd appreciate this.
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Yeah there's a lot of weird AI ads on facebook like that.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:08
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At least he's ostensibly American and not like a VDV jabroni. Baby steps (as long as their feet don't look like their hands).
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Mr. Nice! posted:Yeah there's a lot of weird AI ads on facebook like that. Didn't know he was doing a new album. I always liked poodle hat... Edit: Although this feels more like a "Dare to be stupid" year so far. Steezo fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Apr 16, 2024 |
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bless those brave men and women serving in the US ARANWY 
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Kinda dig the All Bars, 50% Less Stars patch.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:47
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Robert Facepalmer posted:Kinda dig the All Bars, 50% Less Stars patch. I like the all stars one. United Planets of the Milky Way!
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His left sleeve is giving me Skilcraft flashbacks
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not caring here posted:His left sleeve is giving me Skilcraft flashbacks There's an "armies go in sleevies" punchline somewhere in all that.
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this mf has a brontosaurus patch e: and a rank of S e2: for christ's sakes i just noticed the hand(s?). this man is a joy mutant
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Apr 16, 2024 22:22
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I like how his hand comes out of both sleeves at once
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Apr 16, 2024 22:31
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What happened to the name tapes is hilarious
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It got the baby’s flag right-ish, but dude’s is a mess 
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His handblob is also permanently fused to one of the babies.
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The Lone Badger posted:His handblob is also permanently fused to one of the babies. Open your miiiiiiiind
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The Lone Badger posted:His handblob is also permanently fused to one of the babies. This made me think of Brian Yuzna's Society (1989) and if I have to think about that movie then by god I will not suffer alone.
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The Lone Badger posted:His handblob is also permanently fused to one of the babies. It's all one single organism. It has two baby-shaped tentacles protruding from its ventral flesh sacs.
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