"we gonna ignore the fact that i've GOT A HUGE BOOTY,"

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nut

# ? Aug 17, 2019 01:57

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# ? May 19, 2024 18:51

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

"okay, butt-ignorers! i'm here today with one purpose, to show you how to ignore your own�GODAMNIT gently caress."

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# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:39

Heather Papps: hello friend

the fact that this thread isn't being bumped is undeniable proof that we are going to ignore the fact that i've GOT A HUGE BOOTY

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# ? Aug 19, 2019 20:31

Escape From Noise

*Cheshire Cat voice* We've all GOT HUGE BOOTIES here.

# ? Aug 20, 2019 06:07

nut

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

*IT voice* We've all GOT HUGE BOOTIES down here.

# ? Aug 20, 2019 12:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

ask not for whom the booty twerks

# ? Aug 21, 2019 03:55

Heather Papps: hello friend

look yea upon my booty and despair

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# ? Aug 21, 2019 03:59

Escape From Noise

Give me big booty, or give me death!

# ? Aug 21, 2019 04:03

Heather Papps: hello friend

we will found a nation that stretches from cheek to shining cheek

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# ? Aug 21, 2019 04:04

Escape From Noise

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten HUGE BOOTY, that whosoever ignore it shall not perish, but have everlasting life.

# ? Aug 21, 2019 04:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten HUGE BOOTY, that whosoever ignore it shall not perish, but have everlasting life.

amen

# ? Aug 21, 2019 04:36

Randaconda: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i'm also dummy thicc, op

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# ? Aug 21, 2019 10:56

Escape From Noise

Just don't tell Al Pacino. He can't ignore it.
https://youtu.be/TXij1xlhJsI

# ? Aug 21, 2019 11:21

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

handsome actors whompst wont eat their cereal or acknowledge HUGE BOOTY,

crimes

# ? Aug 21, 2019 18:01

FutonForensic

mr. gorbachev, acknowledge this HUGE BOOTY

# ? Aug 22, 2019 13:24

nut

Ask not what your country can do for you � ask what that booty do

# ? Aug 22, 2019 13:42

Escape From Noise

It's my duty, to ignore that booty.

# ? Aug 22, 2019 14:55

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

to achieve enlightenment stare into the HUGE BOOTY and erase your mind so blank that your eyes cannot acknowledge what they see as real

crimes

# ? Aug 22, 2019 17:04

nut

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

to achieve enlightenment stare into the HUGE BOOTY and erase your mind so blank that your eyes cannot acknowledge what they see as real

it's like a magic eye, i start really close to the booty with my eyes crossed and slowly back up until the left cheek and right cheek mix and all i see is glorious cheek, the crack disappears

# ? Aug 22, 2019 17:05

Heather Papps: hello friend

i actually CAN'T ignore the fact that you have a HUGE BOOTY.

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# ? Aug 22, 2019 17:30

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

the end of 2001 a space oddyssey except im a tiny lil assbaby with a HUGE BOOTY placenta, floating in space, which itself is HUGE BOOTY shaped

crimes

# ? Aug 22, 2019 17:36

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

me picking up a HUGE BOOTY on the beach and listening to the sound of the ocean in the BOOTY

crimes

# ? Aug 22, 2019 17:37

Heather Papps: hello friend

the first time a man builds a telescope

holy poo poo MARS IS THICC

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# ? Aug 22, 2019 17:43

Escape From Noise

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

the end of 2001 a space oddyssey except im a tiny lil assbaby with a HUGE BOOTY placenta, floating in space, which itself is HUGE BOOTY shaped

The Big Booty Universe Theory

# ? Aug 22, 2019 17:53

Heather Papps: hello friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

The Big Booty Universe Theory

in the beginning all the matter and energy that ever existed was once a very very small huge booty, that exploded into everything we see today.

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# ? Aug 22, 2019 17:54

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

in the beginning all the matter and energy that ever existed was once a very very small huge booty, that exploded into everything we see today.

The Big Twerk

# ? Aug 22, 2019 17:56

Heather Papps: hello friend

yes this explains the booty/titty shifts we see in distant stars! this makes sense!

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# ? Aug 22, 2019 17:57

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

The so-called dark matter we can't see is just the huge cosmic booty we are ignoring.

# ? Aug 22, 2019 18:01

Heather Papps: hello friend

wow, a supermassive black booty! it's gravity waves distort even time itself!

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# ? Aug 22, 2019 18:05

Randaconda: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

it's my duty

EDIT: to please that booty

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# ? Aug 22, 2019 18:11

Heather Papps: hello friend

Randaconda posted:

it's my duty

EDIT: to please that booty

this is allowed, as long as you do not ignore the fact that i've GOT A HUGE BOOTY

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# ? Aug 22, 2019 20:52

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

eating dinner with my wifee has become a minefield ever sinec she GOT A HUGE BOOTY

crimes

# ? Aug 22, 2019 20:55

nut

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

eating dinner with my wifee has become a minefield ever sinec she GOT A HUGE BOOTY

# ? Aug 22, 2019 21:40

Heather Papps: hello friend

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

eating dinner with my wifee has become a minefield ever sinec she GOT A HUGE BOOTY

dude that is nothing, my wifes sister recently develped a HUGE BOOTY now family gatherings are loving wars of attrition, total and complete

e: especially cause her mom has always HAD A HUGE BOOTY

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# ? Aug 22, 2019 21:51

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

Heather Papps posted:

dude that is nothing, my wifes sister recently develped a HUGE BOOTY now family gatherings are loving wars of attrition, total and complete

e: especially cause her mom has always HAD A HUGE BOOTY

internicine BOOTY strife is the #1 cause of both wars of attrition and also appearances on Jerry Springer

crimes

# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:00

google THIS

Sandtrooper: How long have you had dat HUGE BOOTY?

Luke Skywalker: About three or four seasons.

Ben Kenobi: You can touch it if you want to.

Sandtrooper: Let me see your HUGE BOOTY registration.

Ben Kenobi: (waving his hand slowly) You don't need to see his HUGE BOOTY registration.

Sandtrooper: [pauses] We don't need to see his HUGE BOOTY registration.

Ben Kenobi: This ain't the rear end you lookin' for.

Sandtrooper: Dat ain't the rear end we lookin' for.

Ben Kenobi: You gonna ignore the fact that he got a HUGE BOOTY.

Sandtrooper: We gonna ignore the fact that he got a HUGE BOOTY.

Ben Kenobi: Move that fine rear end along.

Sandtrooper: [gesturing] Move that fine rear end along! Move that fine rear end along!

# ? Aug 24, 2019 20:14

Escape From Noise

Signing loudly as the curser hovers over the "Ignore" button next to the HUGE BOOTY account.

# ? Aug 25, 2019 03:45

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

Sandtrooper: How long have you had dat HUGE BOOTY?

Luke Skywalker: About three or four seasons.

Ben Kenobi: You can touch it if you want to.

Sandtrooper: Let me see your HUGE BOOTY registration.

Ben Kenobi: (waving his hand slowly) You don't need to see his HUGE BOOTY registration.

Sandtrooper: [pauses] We don't need to see his HUGE BOOTY registration.

Ben Kenobi: This ain't the rear end you lookin' for.

Sandtrooper: Dat ain't the rear end we lookin' for.

Ben Kenobi: You gonna ignore the fact that he got a HUGE BOOTY.

Sandtrooper: We gonna ignore the fact that he got a HUGE BOOTY.

Ben Kenobi: Move that fine rear end along.

Sandtrooper: [gesturing] Move that fine rear end along! Move that fine rear end along!

# ? Aug 25, 2019 03:47

Heather Papps: hello friend

yeah fine, ignore my opiate addiction but do not and i repeat do not ignore the fact that i've GOT A HUGE BOOTY

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 25, 2019 03:50

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# ? May 19, 2024 18:51

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

Sandtrooper: How long have you had dat HUGE BOOTY?

Luke Skywalker: About three or four seasons.

Ben Kenobi: You can touch it if you want to.

Sandtrooper: Let me see your HUGE BOOTY registration.

Ben Kenobi: (waving his hand slowly) You don't need to see his HUGE BOOTY registration.

Sandtrooper: [pauses] We don't need to see his HUGE BOOTY registration.

Ben Kenobi: This ain't the rear end you lookin' for.

Sandtrooper: Dat ain't the rear end we lookin' for.

Ben Kenobi: You gonna ignore the fact that he got a HUGE BOOTY.

Sandtrooper: We gonna ignore the fact that he got a HUGE BOOTY.

Ben Kenobi: Move that fine rear end along.

Sandtrooper: [gesturing] Move that fine rear end along! Move that fine rear end along!

# ? Aug 25, 2019 04:10

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