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You had to be a dog, in those days. A man couldn't be anything else.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:dogs can play many games but they tend to get very irritated if they start losing in Risk My brother is a dog
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Aug 5, 2020 05:28
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Dogs are extremely halal
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Aug 5, 2020 05:33
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Dogs have no noses.
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Aug 5, 2020 05:34
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A dog is a large, serpentine legendary creature that appears in the folklore of many cultures around the world.
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Aug 5, 2020 05:42
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in the jurassic period dogs had feathers
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Aug 5, 2020 05:43
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cerberus isn't a three headed dog, he's six dogs with half a head each
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Aug 5, 2020 05:44
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Dogs make their own history, but they do not make it as they please; they do not make it under self-selected circumstances, but under circumstances existing already, given and transmitted from the past.
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Aug 5, 2020 05:47
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My pitbull "Snarls Barkley" is fine sleeping in the crib with my tiny underweight newborn. He's very kind and very protective. If anyone says anything bad about pit bulls in this thread I will poo poo AND PISS
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Aug 5, 2020 05:50
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The child actor Shirley Temple used to be given dogs to strangle between takes on her films to keep her relaxed and focused.
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Aug 5, 2020 05:53
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Using the words "doggo" or "pupper" will shorten the lifespan of any dog within a 500 foot radius of you by 1 month per use. This post is the only exception to this rule.
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Aug 5, 2020 05:54
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The original wall that Wall Street is named after was built from dog carcasses
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Aug 5, 2020 05:58
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bossy lady posted:Using the words "doggo" or "pupper" will shorten the lifespan of any dog within a 500 foot radius of you by 1 month per use. This post is the only exception to this rule. there are a number of dogs whose lifespans were shortened so much so fast by rapid use of these words that it caused an integer overflow and they are now effectively immortal
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Aug 5, 2020 06:01
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:if you put fake bunny ears on a dog it WILL hop Fake news. https://youtu.be/kztDMt-xS2o
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Aug 5, 2020 06:11
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It is possible to know the true mind of a dog.
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Aug 5, 2020 06:42
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dogs have an additional two limbs which they keep folded under their belly
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Aug 5, 2020 06:45
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Who What Now posted:Dogs can't look up.
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Aug 5, 2020 06:54
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Dogs can be identified by their red carapaces dotted with black spots.
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Aug 5, 2020 08:09
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If you record yourself saying "dog" then play the recording backwards, you'll hear an infernal voice delivering a spooky message. Some scientist believe this is the voice of an ancient dog-type deity long forgotten, though others think it's just Richard Scarry, the children's author. Around 382 BC, the Romans discovered a basal breed of dog which they called a "cave dog". They looked something like this 
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Aug 5, 2020 09:54
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a pack of wild dogs convinced me to quit my job and abandon my wife
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Aug 5, 2020 10:07
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There were no dogs on the 9/11 planes, which indicates that they had advance knowledge of the attacks but not of the targets.
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Aug 5, 2020 10:40
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Dogs can only see in 2D, however they can smell in 5D! (the 5th dimension is another dog's butthole)
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Aug 5, 2020 10:49
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dogs were invented in the 1700's by the french Viscount d'Og, when he tried to give a wolf brain damage through exposure to ether fumes
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Aug 5, 2020 11:21
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a dog nest is a system of underground tunnels and chambers. pupae/puppies are raised in a central subterranean chamber
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Aug 5, 2020 11:22
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this is why you wouldn't want more than three dogs digging holes in your backyard at the same time. more is just asking for trouble
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Aug 5, 2020 11:26
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If your dog has red eyes when photographed with an old timey camera it means the dog is a reincarnation of one of your ancestors and you should feed them human food that they liked in their lifetime If it doesn't then it has no soul but you should still be nice to it
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Aug 5, 2020 11:36
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dogs talk poo poo about you behind your back to other dogs on walks
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Aug 5, 2020 11:37
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Bryan Adams 1991 hit single "(Everything I do) I do it for you" was ghostwritten by a Malamar Sheepdog named Buddy who sadly passed away on September the 11th 2001 after deliberately crashing American Airlines Flight 11 into the North Tower of the World Trade Center.
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Aug 5, 2020 11:44
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dogs bark because they are made of trees
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Aug 5, 2020 11:45
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If you say Jesus backwards you get a dog 
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Aug 5, 2020 11:55
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Dogs don't care about you
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Aug 5, 2020 11:55
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The Baha Men's hit single "Who Let The Dogs Out" was a question asked in earnest after several dogs belonging to group member Anslem Douglas escaped through an open gate.
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Aug 5, 2020 12:17
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The dog, is.
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Aug 5, 2020 12:29
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Everyone thinks dogs are mammals but per the botanical definition, they are actually a fruit
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Aug 5, 2020 12:52
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On the 12th of June of 1956 a small Pomeranian named Skip became the first dog on the moon after mistaking it for a tennis ball thrown by his owner Douglas "Doug" Richardson. On the 13th of June 1956 Skip destroyed the Earth and all that dwell upon her when he bought it back.
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Aug 5, 2020 12:52
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Hammerite posted:Everyone thinks dogs are mammals but per the botanical definition, they are actually a fruit It's true, seeds on the inside!
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Aug 5, 2020 13:02
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The Lennon/McCartney song "Martha" was written about Paul's ten-foot-tall English hellhound
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Aug 5, 2020 13:12
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:It's true, seeds on the inside! I just inspected a dog carcass and didn't find any seeds inside 
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Aug 5, 2020 13:15
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I had a friend who was into dogs once
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Neutering male dogs is actually counterproductive as the severed balls just grow into new dogs
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