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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
Welcome to USPol General, Fall of 2020 edition. This is the thread for discussing the US news and politics in general. I am, inexplicably, the thread IK. Herstory, the_steve, and Endorph are roaming IKs and this is part of their beat.

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All standard D&D rules apply. In addition,
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DOOMTRAIN RULE
If you say a bad thing about someone's dog in here, you're getting probated!!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Apr 5, 2021

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Toebone
Jul 1, 2002

Start remembering what you hear.
lol trump has covid

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Toebone posted:

lol trump has covid

redbrouw
Nov 14, 2018

ACAB
Hope is infectious.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
I got the second to last post in the last one. Yay. Here it is again:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1311998568497065986?s=21

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
https://twitter.com/SVNewsAlerts/status/1311908105219956737

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

Trump Campaign announces it will continue efforts, citing only minor logistical changes

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

BigglesSWE posted:

I got the second to last post in the last one. Yay. Here it is again:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1311998568497065986?s=21

Jesus he's just full of Markov chains

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

redbrouw posted:

Hope is infectious.

i considered a number of hope puns and this is a pretty good one

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

https://twitter.com/desusnice/status/1311960663414190081

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

I talked about Mel Carnahan in the polling thread, which is the only comparable situation I can think of, and it's not even that comparable.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


https://mobile.twitter.com/bigblackjacobin/status/1311911596298559490

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Pence ls office just announced he's negative for the virus.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

ding dong the witch has coronavirus

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
All I know is if he appears to die from COVID and then miraculously revives, I'll have to take another long look at the book of Revelation



Are we actually sure she--


:stare:

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

Infections Have Consequences

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!

Countdown to someone earnestly saying they'd be willing to trade Pelosi for Trump.

Cefte
Sep 18, 2004

tranquil consciousness

an AOL chatroom posted:

Trump Campaign announces it will continue efforts, citing only minor logistical changes


vertical social distancing surely

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
That SV News account is a full of poo poo and just posts stuff for trolls to have a news source to link to.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



https://twitter.com/geraldinreverse/status/1045907408474664961?s=21

ought ten
Feb 6, 2004

It’s going to be a lot easier to cut Trump’s mic when they switch the town hall debate to zoom

Fritz the Horse
Dec 26, 2019

... of course!
https://twitter.com/screaminbutcalm/status/1105577845642878976

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
If Biden ends up with the COVID, how long till the Trumpers start blaming him?

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Cefte posted:

vertical social distancing surely



I'm always struck by how dated that picture is. Like, Baron Harkonnen is supposed to be fantastically, impossibly fat. So fat he can't even move without special magic technologies that levitate bits of his body around. And then he's in the movie and there are about 1,000 daytime TV programs you could flick to, each of which contain real people who are triple the size of the fattest dude this filmmaker could imagine.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

I've always liked

https://twitter.com/screaminbutcalm/status/1105577845642878976?s=20

EFB, drat you!

Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Pillbug
Hope Springs Internal

B B
Dec 1, 2005

This is the best news I have woken up to in four years.

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

BigglesSWE posted:

If Biden ends up with the COVID, how long till the Trumpers start blaming him?
I'm sure there's already a QAnon conspiracy but that dog isn't going to hunt, even on Fox News and ONAN.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.


:emptyquote:

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
honestly surprised that flotus managed to catch covidus with potus, the way she squirms away from him in every photo. i guess they still rand close together for the campaigning.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Has Trump picked out the location of his presidential library as of yet? ‘Cause he may be headed there sooner than he expected.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


redbrouw posted:

Hope is infectious.

:perfect:

I'm stealing this.

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

AlternateNu posted:

Countdown to someone earnestly saying they'd be willing to trade Pelosi for Trump.

¿Por qué no los dos?

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


"USPOL Fall: Hope is infectious", surely

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

What are your guys thoughts on Trump being diagnosed with COVID-19?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Who would even want to move into that biohazard of a White House at this point? Biden should just raze it and rebuild.

Haystack
Jan 23, 2005





Toebone posted:

lol trump has covid

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CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

I can't wait for the fall of America

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1311910738269790211?s=19

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