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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:No exaggeration I would rather dig ditches for a living than have a job like that. I have no idea how you do it (maybe I'm just miserable and hate fun or something). At a certain point you just tune that stuff out. Or change your camera footage to be a static loop.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 21:08 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 08:24 |
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Outrail posted:Watched everyone quit and promoted me to run the company. I have exactly zero management experience or training. I can no longer tell if this is a joke or not. explosivo posted:When talking to my boss about how loving asinine this is his response was a shrug emoji. They should ban that emoji from Slack. That emoji means "there's nothing I can do about it, just hunker down and deal with it before it inevitably gets pulled. As for me, we're getting to do our self reviews for work done from October, last year, to March, this year. In February.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 01:26 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Hey IT. It’s 2021 could we have some wifi? Tech priests aren't really into that aspect of the imperial cult, they'll jam any piece of tech into their nose if they think it's neat enough
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 03:18 |
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Outrail posted:Hired some people and had an onboarding meeting last night. ".. And our safety and hr policies are still 'in development', so for the time being don't do anything that would get you in trouble at your last job. And don't discriminate against anyone. Also don't do anything unsafe. Being unsafe is against the rules. Any questions?" I've become everything I despise. "Don't be a dick. All of the policy hangs upon this one commandment."
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 17:43 |
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Various Artists posted:Most of the work pcs are still running windows 98 and specced like a computer from 1998, which works about as well to vpn into as you expect. Code Jockey posted:what in the gently caress tasks are they performing, are these like manufacturing / old-rear end robot control systems or I'm actually kind of impressed by this, honestly, in the same way that I'm kind of impressed by the NYC subway system manufacturing their own parts to replace hundred years old ones. Not replace with something newer, replace with the same thing, but they're the only ones who will make it now.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 08:36 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:*cough* Yeah I'm amazed you lasted this long, you have the strength of a thousand directors. Riatsala posted:the rural south Thanatosian posted:So, the problem with stack ranking (a system where the lowest performers get fired every year) is that it provides perverse incentives; it turns your employment into a zero-sum game. There's also the problem that the worst employee in a group of high performers may well be dramatically better than the best person in a team of slobs, but both teams cut the same number of people. So you're also incentivized to find teams where you're the best person, and you won't have the chance to grow or learn from others.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 01:49 |
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ArbitraryC posted:OTOH when you don't have stuff like there's inevitably incompetent but senior people who've phoned it in because they realize they'll never get another raise/promotion outside of years worked because they are in fact terrible at their job just hoisting all their responsibilities on the new and motivated people because the office is a team effort and management is just happy when work gets done, regardless of whether or not it's just all the newer underpaid people picking up all the slack of the guy that sits at his desk on a person call for 6 hours billing it as standby. Extremely rude of you to call me out publicly like this
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 08:32 |
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ultrafilter posted:A friend who's an immunologist shared some evidence that the AstraZeneca vaccine slows transmission. It's still an open question as to whether all vaccines do that, but if one of them does that bodes well for the others. It helps to slow transmission, but the real question is whether the effective R value is less than one when people aren't taking precautions. If it's not, there's still a very big problem, because we can barely get people to wear masks WITHOUT a vaccine in this country.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 18:01 |
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Sanctum posted:In 2018 my company rolled out new fleets to 3 of our operations. The operation contracted to fuel United planes got several million worth of fueling equipment but the director didn't want to put new rolling stairs out despite my insistence they were necessary as the new equipment couldn't go underwing for fueling 737's. I showed the director a picture of one of the mangled stairs we had out there and, upon seeing it, he told me to remove it from the ramp immediately as it was clearly unsafe. So I ordered some folding A-frame ladders and put those out as a temporary replacement. Next thing I know the shop manager was ordering more folding ladders and telling maintenance to weld ladder racks onto equipment. Guys, that ain't right. Imagine someone on a windy, rainy day hauling a big hose up to the wing of an airplane on a wobbly ladder for minimum wage. That director was promoted for reducing costs, yes?
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 02:58 |
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You get the meetings for free!
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2021 01:59 |
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CarForumPoster posted:I have to know, what job can be done WFH that would have this as a requirement? Hell, what job even does that poo poo to their white collar workers?
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2021 04:58 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:
I feel like you could have just written this part, and all of the rest would just be implicitly implied. I'm actually surprised these people can even function in the world.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2021 22:20 |
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Maggie Fletcher posted:The workplace equivalent of a Zdzisław Beksiński painting Not gonna lie, that place sounds horrible and I'm glad you moved on.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2021 00:31 |
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ben shapino posted:christ
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2021 08:01 |
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teen witch posted:Today a salesperson in another office emailed a manager (who is not my manager but a manager in my office) infuriated that I didn’t add the proper salutations in my email. I cannot express how hard and how far my eyes would be rolling if anyone at work complained that I didn't use a proper salutation in an email. It's been five minutes and I'm still mad on your behalf on principle.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2021 15:11 |
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Barudak posted:One of my jobs first day I got a talking to for sending an email which the first sentence didn't start with an exclamation point. I was then give a two page document outlining proper emoji usage and resources for dad-level humor to include in your emails.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2021 15:20 |
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Prism Mirror Lens posted:When all the open source projects started having codes of conduct, one of them (which was frequently shared by people with good intentions) had a section on how you shouldn’t use emojis in code reviews in case someone takes them the wrong way. In both these cases I’m just left wondering, what kind of situation must have happened in the past for them to NEED emoji rules?! Certain hand gestures have different meanings in certain cultures. "Wow this is great " can mean "... now shove this dumb poo poo back up your rear end where it came from"
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2021 16:39 |
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Tarkus posted:I'm genuinely convinced that office work is an unintentional work program developed by MBA's and other useless 'professionals' to circularly perpetuate an ever growing 'manager' class. This 'manager' class is supported by the 20% or so of people who are doing actual work on top of the blue collar workers that may or may not work at the company. The two times I have worked in an office setting are the only times I have been kept so busy doing such complete non-work and endless meetings about loving nothing. You may enjoy this thesis on the subject. Why does eng, the larger division, not simply eat product, the smaller division? That really does sound awful though. I'm assuming this guy isn't your actual manager, you should probably bring it up with whoever that is too.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2021 17:45 |
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Tarkus posted:One thing I hate is when people make their email signature a page long like putting announcements for deals and stuff from their company along with 15 forms of contact. Some mail clients hide the signatures properly, some don't, so sometimes I have to see the see the same page of text over and over again as a scroll through a thread. Name, Company, position and 2-3 forms of contact at most is all that's needed. Oh and wildly varying colored text and fonts bug me too. I am extremely glad that my team is internal facing clients only teen witch posted:aaaaAAAAAA you have no idea how much this bugs me or they’ll change the signature to appeal to someone externally. It's the "VP Of The Bank" scenario, they want the external person to think that you're actually a Very Important Person, and you've been specially attached to their case because of how important they are! Which I'm sure you already know. The important thing, though, is that that's the title that now goes on your resume!
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2021 21:49 |
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teen witch posted:Putting “idiot king” on my resume will score me a sweet six figgy You could absolutely spin this into "community manager" for bonus bux
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2021 22:07 |
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Barudak posted:Counteroffers are an attempt to waste your time so the offer you have on hand expires. Counter offers are a chance to keep you around while they hire a replacement, so that they're not screwed in the interim
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2021 20:06 |
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fresh_cheese posted:-One thing I hate is the fact that we are doing Google Meets. Our district does not allow us to demand that the students turn on their cameras, so I only know if they are there if they voluntarily turn on their camera (about 4 kids out of 175), or if they respond to a question from me. About half of my students log in, then go off and watch TV or play X-box. I'm not allowed to penalize them for not actually being there, as long as they log in. My kids' (elementary school) teachers absolutely call them out for having the camera off if they're supposed to be "present" for the lesson (as opposed to 'you're done the assignment, goof off for the next 10 while others catch up' time). At that point I feel like you should just tailor the lesson to whoever's actually going to listen and make it like a 1 or 2 person class with a bunch of randos sitting in.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 08:30 |
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This tracks, I suppose I am lawful neutral...
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 05:29 |
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Oxxidation posted:the owner of the laboratory i worked at was the founder's son, who took over when the founder died several years ago. one of his first big initiatives was throwing out all the office furniture and replacing it with IKEA because his ex-wife "wanted to go shopping." he had all the walls painted with primer and never followed up on the next coat, so the place became hospital-blinding. his daughter bought a guinea pig and decided she didn't want to look after it so he kept it in the office instead, under the conference room table, in the dark, for years, never feeding or cleaning it (me and the company's HR rep did what we could to keep it alive), until several months ago when it developed a blowfly infestation that spread throughout the whole company - fat, buzzing flies everywhere, bloated with blood from eating this animal alive - and then it was finally carried out and never seen again. he would launch into random bouts of unprovoked, hysterical laughter, and since main office was right next to his own that meant hearing his joker-cackle several times a day. any attempt to confront him or address concerns was usually met with him doing that same laugh in the employee's face and walking back to his office Oxxidation posted:it was a good place to work when the founder was still alive and it's in a unique position market-wise that makes it really resilient to financial problems. even after the founder passed we still had a great VP who was doing his best to modernize the place and was a decent guy for the rest of us to interact with. he was the second person the owner fired when lockdowns started This guy sounds like he's straight up mentally ill, jfc. Good luck finding a new job!
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2021 05:55 |
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ClothHat posted:Imagine 70 people simultaneously singing happy birthday over Zoom. I don't have to, it descends into chaos within seconds. Fitzy Fitz posted:this was the plot of an episode in a tv show... but i can't remember which one Kimmy Schmidt, though I imagine there's a few.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 20:58 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Mmmmm maybe. Apparently it was in the Simpsons too. I guess it is pretty common The joke on Kimmy Schmidt was that she had a night school teacher who was actively trying to go there, because he hated teaching at this point but didn't want to give up the salary and benefits. Kimmy originally plans to complain about him not actually teaching them, but when she learns this reason she gets the class to extort him by threatening to not report anything unless he does a good job from now on. It probably is a common joke. E: apparently it was indeed a Simpsons gag Volmarias fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Feb 23, 2021 |
# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 21:40 |
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Queen Victorian posted:Bunch of recent posts are making me recall an intro to business management course I took in college and a huge takeaway from it was that happy employees = increased productivity. And that the way to achieve happy employees (and therefore increased productivity and improved bottom line) was to observe, listen, sympathize, figure out what they need in order to be happier and then give them that. And a lot of the time, it’s not increased compensation, it’s basic QoL poo poo like having the shift at the factory start earlier so the workers can dodge rush hour and have more evening time with their kids, providing appropriate tools/equipment, identifying and removing an ineffective/toxic manager, and if an otherwise solid employee is suddenly having trouble/less productive, figure out why by listening and then accommodate rather than fire. Some of these things might be "free" financially, but expensive in regards to political capital. And then there's the ones that outright cost money, and welp that's capex and not opex, and can't do anything about that with this budget, sorry. There's certainly a level of negligence or malevolence but "what if we give the employees better tools bing bong so simple" isn't always as easy as it sounds. Also, that toxic manager is the CFO's golfing bud, sorry, you're going to get the boot before they do.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2021 02:25 |
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AHH F/UGH posted:Here's the best email I ever got from one of our field techs. No information, no context, no nothing - just three words, his typical Windows 3.1 background, and his name. This is poetry Play posted:Especially when the cause is basically guaranteed to be "subpar internet connection" every single time Especially when people click anywhere to just make it go away, or when they think that they are rating the content of the meeting, or just poo poo voting, or
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 00:00 |
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Our mandatory gratitudes in our monthly standups are different in February. So we can express love and admiration for coworkers it is a secret admirer gratitude. You have been assigned a coworker you aren't fond of. You must express why you are grateful for this person. "Whenever I'm worried that I'm not good enough for this team, Todd is always there to reassure me"
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 00:58 |
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Cheesus posted:I have a manager who starts out some kind of topic with not just a confrontational statement, but downright incendiary. If you don't immediately mentally shut down or attempting to hold back a knee-jerk retort "go gently caress yourself!", they then pivot almost immediately into something completely reasonable. Ok, but when DID you stop beating your wife/husband/child?
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 18:22 |
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Famethrowa posted:I can't explain why this made me so immediately angry, but it did. Because the person who tells you there's no money for raises is also using a half million dollars as a vanity project. These are very explicitly bullshit jobs.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 20:21 |
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Inzombiac posted:Makes it so that I'm not accountable to anyone, for the most part, and I think I could disappear for days on end and no one would notice. It me
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 23:31 |
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Pocket Billiards posted:I'm starting to come around to Agile project management for projects where you're developing something new. I spent many years in consulting under a fiercely aspergers PMs that demanded everything be captured into a gantt chart in the traditional way. For anything but the most repetitive and derivative type of work things would change so much over the course of the development that 3/4s of the plan would not every remotely resemble what was happening, yet we would still report and update it as if it was. The time you spend in meetings at the start and end of sprint cycle under Agile are much less of a burden to me than trying to maintain the illusion of the divine loving 400 task long gantt chart. Oh hey, it's the actual use case for Agile! I'm glad that someone ended up using Agile for it, if only by dumb luck!
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 02:40 |
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Outrail posted:Without wanting to traumatize posters too much: What's the actual best method for document control? I like having the date but more than one edit a day turns into 20210226a bullshit. Just Filenamev01 through v99 seems the most straight forward and idiot proof (hah). No 'final' version, just pdf it or call it final when it's really done. All prior pdfs or 'finals' get deleted. I haven't had to worry about this since using Google Docs, since it natively handles multiple edits and version history. If you can't use a web tool like that, I'm sure you've got some SharePoint instance you can use. It's got atomic locking, I know, but it's better than nothing. If you don't have SharePoint: - If you're at least a little tech savvy, along with everyone who would touch that doc, you might want to consider using version control software. - If not, you don't have much of a choice but to do filename-based time-stamping. If you're making multiple edits a day, add the hour + minute to the timestamp. You can, of course, also search by the last modified timestamp, assuming you don't touch anything in the file and auto save.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 19:15 |
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Barudak posted:For things where you define projects and iterate on them and deliver continuous support Agile makes sense to carve this process into achievable, purposeful chunks. If your work does not come in at a pace, goes out rapidly with numerous small tasks that change daily that you can't control timing on, things don't ladder up into a product whole, have a method of objective versus qualitative or other kpi scoring, and you don't require or cannot have an ongoing scope adjustment to manage creep it doesn't make any sense* because it can't manage that properly because it was never supposed to. You didn't touch on Stakeholder feedback either. Rather than finding out at the very end of a project that your assumptions are wrong, when everything has baked and other parts now depends on how this particular thing works, you can make the relevant changes early on. You can also manage schizophrenic decision making by saying that change requests are only worked on in the sprint after they've been made.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2021 23:38 |
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Nam Taf posted:He was an awesome PM, and we poached him back to the engineering side and now he's my boss and it rocks. Good PMs are worth their weight on gold Laserface posted:Our company wont publish an org chart because 'it might hurt peoples feelings to be on the bottom of the chart' It's me, the person without reports who does not realize that they're on the bottom of a chart.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 03:24 |
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Outrail posted:My new hire starts today, what dumb poo poo should I have her do to make her hate me as quickly as possible? Explain your Robosexual av and the history behind it. Ensure she knows exactly why you wanted us to pity gently caress a morose and spiteful robot.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 18:14 |
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George H.W. oval office posted:Friend was telling me about the CEO of his company was slightly annoyed about people leaving empty Keurig pods in the machine and so the VP, in an attempt to please him, setup a camera pointing directly at the coffee machine. Just lol at the insanity of people. Turns out it wasn't even plugged in and there just to spook employees There are keurig machines that just drop the pod into a bin inside to be thrown out en masse later. Good thing the VP didn't just have one of those installed.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 17:57 |
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Mr. Sunshine posted:That might sound sweet, but the realization that I could literally walk out the door and no-one at work would even ask where I was until my time reports stopped coming in was depressing as hell. Also, since I spent most of the time just sitting on my rear end, once I had to do actual work I was rusty as hell, unmotivated as hell and had completely failed to keep up with the developments in my field. By the time I quit my skills were like ten years out of date. This is something that has been really loving with me, especially during forever at home time. I've constantly been stuck on projects where I'm either working with no one else, or with a team in another time zone, even though I'm nominally in the team that makes and maintains a specific thing. If I just don't show up, the most that happens is probably "huh, has anyone seen <first name> today?" before moving on. Love to do stand-up where I don't need to know anyone else's status and they don't need to know mine.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 06:41 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 08:24 |
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Splode posted:It's particularly shocking because the US seems to have better union penetration than a lot of other western countries. The unions have mostly been defanged over the last 50 years, so outside of a few industries they either don't exist or don't provide much value. wooger posted:From a UK perspective the leave situation in the US is horrific, and things like maternity / paternity leave aren’t a thing either there right? In most couples I know, the mother takes a year off after giving birth (mandated) and gets a mandated minimum of 90% pay for 6 weeks, £151/week after. Many employers are much more generous (I’ve seen full pay for 6 months). And even that’s poo poo compared to some other Euro countries. There's no federal requirement for maternity leave, different states have different rules but 2 weeks is considered "good". I was given 3 months for paternity leave, which was considered unimaginable for most people, though my workplace has recently pushed maternity/paternity up to 6 months if I recall. That's the biggest flaw of use it or lose it, workplaces with that just end up with no one actually working in December. goatface posted:I have no idea how you stay sane with such minimal holiday per year. We don't, but we don't even have a minimum wage that's remotely close to a living wage in much of the country. We've had effectively no representation of the American people for decades. The choice is either poo poo lib Democrats, who may give a token handout but usually won't make things worse, or the Republican party whose only goals have been to both cut taxes, mostly for the wealthy, and cut government services for people. Lately they've just been doing more outright fascism though, since their party platform in 2020 was literally "whatever we had last year, and whatever Trump says". There is no third party, because first past the post elections of direct representation mean that it's effectively not possible, and most incumbents aren't voted out so they couldn't care less what we think. America has been described as turning into "a third world country with a Gucci belt" and that's just becoming more and more apt as the nation crumbles while it gets looted by the wealthy.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 18:44 |