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egg_dog posted:Get in on the ground floor of this belter. Hemlo my wife does not know what this is but she got very weird when I asked her anyway what is this is
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I hope someone else posts some bad dragons as garden ornaments or something equally weird. get the entire community posting sex toys and questions. [bit stinky]
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I found an extremely strange looking mushroom in my garden [img-horsecock dildo]
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rotinaj posted:I fell on an extremely strange looking mushroom in my garden
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a one-handed nextdoor post, that's loving depraved
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I stole this idea for set details for a witch in a dnd game I am running The players were spooked something fierce by the grass wreaths
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rotinaj posted:I found an extremely strange looking mushroom in my garden you joke, but I legit saw this when I was walking the trails a few weeks back 
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I had heard that frogs spontaneously generate from mud but I had never heard of plugs doing so
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The "mud" wasn't there until the plug came out
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AceClown posted:you joke, but I legit saw this when I was walking the trails a few weeks back when they said "leave it better than you found it" i dont think "equipped with butt plugs" is the "better" they had in mind
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AceClown posted:you joke, but I legit saw this when I was walking the trails a few weeks back Take only photos, leave only butt-plugs.
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You're upset because you're lost and you think you dropped the map in the mud five miles back but waaaait a second
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I fear not the man who has lost a thousand butt plugs once, but I fear the man who has lost the same butt plug a thousand times
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That's an arrowhead you dorks
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Kit Walker posted:I fear not the man who has lost a thousand butt plugs once, but I fear the man who has lost the same butt plug a thousand times Hey man they just fall out when they're that loose
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You gotta plug for the butt you have, not the butt you wish you had
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AceClown posted:you joke, but I legit saw this when I was walking the trails a few weeks back That's just the pupa of some woods porn. When environmental conditions improve the skin mags will unfurl from their cocoon.
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Well, I decided to get on my local nextdoor and see what the fuss was about. Seems like my neighbors are pretty chill, it's all asking about local city services and posts like this 
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 Free swords!
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Should test those swords out on the rest of that crap
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AFewBricksShy posted:
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AFewBricksShy posted:
we didn't have a single sword during out freecycle day wtf
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AFewBricksShy posted:
Free stuff for the taking for free?! Last time I had to pay to take the free stuff!
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When he tries to trade swords for food at the supermarket is one of the better parts of the later seasons
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The last time I fell for that some watery tart proclaimed me King of the Britons. Not falling for that bullshit again
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really enjoying the mental image of the lady of the lake as some rando posting yardsale junk on nextdoor
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Just heard from my parents and their nextdoor-poisoned neighborhood. There's a sober living home on their middle-class suburban street. Ever since it became a sober living home my parents and all the other neighborhood folks blame everything that goes wrong on its existence. The sober living home is responsible for all the crime in the neighborhood and it's dropping property values and no one feels safe ever since it showed up. From my limited exposure to it they seem really chill and don't cause any problems or whatever. For years, literally every single problem any of these middle class suburbanites have had is a direct result of the sober living home's existence. My mom is 100% convinced that the people from that house creep around the neighborhood casing houses and robbing people every night. Anyway a few weeks ago one of the neighbors' houses got shot 6 times. They found the shell casings on a street about 6 houses away from the sober living home. The neighbor whose house got shot got all up in arms about the sober living home and how THOSE PEOPLE have guns and they're shooting up the neighborhood and making it unsafe. Blah blah blah. They threw a huge fit about it and got a neighborhood meeting with the mayor, the chief of police, and like a dozen other city officials. That meeting was a few days ago. Anyway the mayor and the police chief came out and were basically like "Okay folks none of you have even ONCE reported a legitimate problem with this place. We have fingerprints from everyone who lives in that home and they do not match the fingerprints on the shell casings you found. Literally none of you called the police when that shooting took place. Do any of you have legitimate complaints? No? You just don't like that POOR PEOPLE live on your street? gently caress off." The neighbor whose house got shot threw a fit and kept arguing that the shooting was DEFINITELY from the people in the sober living home. He's ABSOLUTELY SURE of it. He would not take no for an answer. He riled up all of the other neighborhood boomers at the meeting and got them all to get all rowdy about how the shooting 100% must be a result of THOSE PEOPLE. Anyway it turns out the neighbor whose house got shot, shot up his own house just to blame it on the sober living home, lmao. The police chief also told them that no one in that neighborhood had reported a single crime to them since some woman got murdered by her kids 20 years ago. But they're still all convinced the neighborhood is unsafe and violent because of the sober living home. The meeting changed absolutely no one's mind. Which is why my mom called me - she's very upset because the police "refuse to do anything about it". deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Apr 26, 2024 |
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Earlier this week I was sitting working with the window open and I heard what sounded like fireworks. Turned out it was honest-to-god automatic weapon fire according to the news. I posted on Nextdoor that I was shooting off fireworks
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Is a “sober living home” like a half-way house?
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Scratch Monkey posted:Is a “sober living home” like a half-way house? Kind of, except it's not just people who got out of prison. It's group housing for people with addictions to stay sober and transition to independent living. Usually for people who were homeless or just got out of in-patient treatment. My city has several that I'm aware of and I'd much rather they be there than not.
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they're also extremely cutthroat and almost always staffed exclusively with people in recovery with years and years of sober time. they can spot a newly-sober person's bullshit from a mile away and will throw them out on their rear end at the first sign of it. the idea that anyone in an SLE would be able to sneak a gun in is laughable. even the idea that they're prowling the neighborhood or whatever. not a fuckin chance. they're in bed at lights out and stay there or they're finding a new place to live
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Cactus Ghost posted:they're also extremely cutthroat and almost always staffed exclusively with people in recovery with years and years of sober time. they can spot a newly-sober person's bullshit from a mile away and will throw them out on their rear end at the first sign of it. the idea that anyone in an SLE would be able to sneak a gun in is laughable. even the idea that they're prowling the neighborhood or whatever. not a fuckin chance. they're in bed at lights out and stay there or they're finding a new place to live You think that an elderly honky posting on Nextdoor is going to let little things like facts and real life get in the way of a good story? Or a good thing to panic about?
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If there's anything that old conservatives hate, it's people pulling themselves up by their bootstraps to improve their lives
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rotinaj posted:You think that an elderly honky posting on Nextdoor is going to let little things like facts and real life get in the way of a good story? Or a good thing to panic about? of course not, just sharing some insight from being in recovery myself. it is kinda funny that even the cops are like "can you point out even a single actual crime"
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