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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Oddly enough, I saw two ducks loving while I was driving to work today.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Sucks don’t gently caress. They rape

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Sucks to be them

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



Howard Beale posted:

When I was growing up there was a man in town who lived in the halfway house and who would every day stand outside, shirtless, on a downtown street corner, and wave at all the traffic. They called him the Suntan Man, and I have since learned that many communities around the state had guys like him. I wonder if they ever got together to swap stories or if they considered each other competition.

I used to visit a friend who lived in the middle of nowhere in the Scottish Borders and they had one of these. No suntan though because it was Scotland

SpeedFreek
Jan 10, 2008
And Im Lobster Jesus!
About a month ago my area finally got a nextdoor group and curiosity got the better of me, almost every post is about someone seeing a coyote. No duck porn at all!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

SpeedFreek posted:

About a month ago my area finally got a nextdoor group and curiosity got the better of me, almost every post is about someone seeing a coyote. No duck porn at all!

I mean coyote porn isn't up to the fluttery high standards of duck porn obviously, but beggars can't be choosers I guess.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

My next door is all

SERIES OF EXPLOSIONS!? GUNSHOTS!? BOOM THEN POLICE SIRENS!? FIREWORKS OR GUNSHOTS? I HEARD FIVE SLOW, METHODICAL GUNSHOTS. I HEARD AN EXPLOSIONS COULD IT HAVE BEEN A BOMB

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
No, Duck Porn please

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

mine is all lost dogs and cats, people really have trouble holding on to their dogs and cats

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

hawowanlawow posted:

mine is all lost dogs and cats, people really have trouble holding on to their dogs and cats

Coyotes are thriving though

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022
A while back, I moved away from the edge of the suburbs to a poor neighborhood where no retiree high off cable news and verbal harassment would dare dwell, and my Nextdoor went from "we must purge the hoodie-wearing youth of our sick nation" to entirely normal people looking for recommendations for local services. Very sad. :911:

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat


kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Oddly enough, I saw two ducks loving while I was driving to work today.

don t sotp

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

this guy takes a notebook to the gym. you don't know wanna know what he jerks off to

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


Lmao

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7kyzpIvapk

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


LOL at knowing the BBT enough to quote a scene. How depraved!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

What the hell

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

wondering how they got ur picture op??

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

kntfkr posted:

wondering how they got ur picture op??

lol

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

This is awful.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

kntfkr posted:

wondering how they got ur picture op??

Lol

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

rotinaj posted:

This is awful.

It's the big bang theory, that goes without saying.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

dr_rat posted:

It's the big bang theory, that goes without saying.

It deserves saying

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Not sure I even want to know the context here but if the lady that cuts my hair stops to take notes I’m just going to assume that she’s getting ready to stab me to death

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Don’t you dare remove my decapitated heads post. The world should know

CrunkDog420
Nov 8, 2003

BLACK GOLD!




barb doing all she can to reduce, reuse

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Good on Barb. Everything is a little too disposable these days.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
My friends dad dropped by the TI plant back in the day looking to pick up some calculators wholesale but this TI plant was the one that made cruise missiles, not TI 83s

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
I'm pretty sure missile guidance computers are just a couple hundred TI-83's in a RAID config or something

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
I dunno, she couple be repairing a vintage calculator or one of those insane mechanical ones



I imagine some hipster would pay money for that if only to put on an office shelf

But probably not, she's still stuck in the mindset of the 1960s

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

kntfkr posted:

don t sotp

I'm sad to report that not only did he stop but he started breathlessly shouting instructions.
the ducks left for climes unknown.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
:cry:

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Big drama in my town today



So far there have been zero sightings :(

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Happy birthday, lost duvet cover

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Child duvet cover for sale, never worn

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

The childs, they held up the duvet cover like a sail and they blew away in the wind, please help me find them

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





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