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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Powered Descent posted:

The childs, they held up the duvet cover like a sail and they blew away in the wind, please help me find them

I mean just looking at the photo, it seems she's pretty happy her childs are gone and she gets to have the whole cake to herself.

I say we don't look and just let her be happy for once.

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
all my childs gone

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Cactus Ghost posted:

thats the good poo poo holy moly lmao

He has been posting fairly consistently since then. Most of the time its a couple sentences of nonsense with a link to a youtube video with an angry person thumbnail about the fbi or the gangstalking or big tech, sometimes its larger screeds

in the last week, since eventually most of his stuff gets deleted after a day or three, he's taken to posting weirdly arranged collages of multiple screencaps of his own posts


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if i missed any names i dont give a poo poo

also on his OPs even if it shows more comments (usually less than 5 before they disappear) and i select all comments, it only seems to show Seb here's

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

You really don't want to engage with that person in any way, shape, or form. That's some serious mental illness and if you're not already directly involved in it as a family member etc., you don't want anything to do with that.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

oh i report and move on because i am a nextdoor snitch. i get the immediate "looks like it didn't violate our rules" result but they all disappear, like i mentioned in a day or three

i did google him and he has two linkedin profiles, one is freelance writer and the other says "Avionics Specialist at Lockheed Martin" which is 100% believable because there's a lot of navy poo poo around here!

he's been active since i took those screengrabs this morning and getting some interaction lol

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Cyrano4747 posted:

You really don't want to engage with that person in any way, shape, or form. That's some serious mental illness and if you're not already directly involved in it as a family member etc., you don't want anything to do with that.

Yeah, seconded. That person is not well.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

For more information on gang staking, please see this c. 2009 webcomic on the topic. https://tinet.nl/public/browse-online/raven1-eleanor-white/targ.htm

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Let's see, 170000 gangstalking victims in the US, 200 operatives per victim, that's... *googles up a number and fiddles with slide rule* approximately 20 percent of the entire workforce of the United States employed in this endeavor.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Sounds like a market ripe for disruption! Presenting Stalkio, the gigstalking app!

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Powered Descent posted:

Let's see, 170000 gangstalking victims in the US, 200 operatives per victim, that's... *googles up a number and fiddles with slide rule* approximately 20 percent of the entire workforce of the United States employed in this endeavor.

As someone who knows someone who believes this stuff: yes, they would agree with your math. I've mentioned how deranged this sounds and was brushed off with "yeah well there are lots of lazy unemployed people and the government just pays them to keep an eye on other people so it's easy money and they don't have to do much." Suggesting that it should be easy to find a single whistleblower out of what's supposedly millions of people in the know just causes the idea to slide off their brain like teflon. They have no comprehension of how normal people function or operate. It's really weird and upsetting

Safety Dance posted:

Sounds like a market ripe for disruption! Presenting Stalkio, the gigstalking app!

The person I'm talking about believes there are just websites where you can sign up for spy work, so someone's already beaten you to the idea, sorry. Though maybe an app might streamline the process. I believe in you. Perhaps by 2030 as many as 50% of Americans could be gangstalkers

Kit Walker fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Mar 25, 2024

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Yeah I am in need of a new job soon, if any of these crazy people mention specific websites to go to for these easy spycraft jobs, I would appreciate it

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm tempted to create a Criagslist Help Wanted ad to recruit gangstalkers. :allears:

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



There is no amount of money someone or some entity could pay me to keep tabs on those loons

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Suddenly I'm reminded of rentahitman.com, an obvious joke website which every now and then gets someone seriously applying for a job.

This never ends well for the job seeker.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm tempted to create a Criagslist Help Wanted ad to recruit gangstalkers. :allears:

April Fool's Day is coming soon, if that helps contribute to the chaos

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Why fake it? Charge people to run harassment pranks against their own TIs and take a chunk of the money like patreon!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
My wife and I started a boutique gang-stalking firm in 2018 but decided to sell the business when the lockdowns started in 2020.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Well obviously the COVID lockdowns are when the three letter government agencies got involved because they saw how profitable it was

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm tempted to create a Criagslist Help Wanted ad to recruit gangstalkers. :allears:

how much are you paying?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Kit Walker posted:

lots of lazy unemployed people and the government just pays them to keep an eye on other people so it's easy money and they don't have to do much."

Soooo...... these people do in fact have jobs?
They're unemployed, but then the government pays them to keep an eye on people, rather than just sit there and do nothing, so it sounds like they have jobs.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

wesleywillis posted:

Soooo...... these people do in fact have jobs?
They're unemployed, but then the government pays them to keep an eye on people, rather than just sit there and do nothing, so it sounds like they have jobs.

no wonder these peeps are so afraid of socialism

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010



Not super wacky, but I laughed.

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
Who you gonna call?

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

wesleywillis posted:

Soooo...... these people do in fact have jobs?
They're unemployed, but then the government pays them to keep an eye on people, rather than just sit there and do nothing, so it sounds like they have jobs.

Gangstalking has clearly been a revolutionary make-work program and we should be grateful that the government is paying tens of millions of people to keep the economy afloat

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.

namlosh posted:

Who you gonna call?

A psychiatrist.

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

namlosh posted:

Who you gonna call?

The comments actually referred her to https://www.laspirits.com/.

So essentially, yes.

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

ChairmanMauzer posted:

A psychiatrist.

Also yes.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Listen, lady, if you have ghosts that means you pissed off the dead. There is no help for that. You're on your own.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
So how exactly does surreptitiously watching people in groups get the target to stop exercising their first amendment rights?

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Mushika posted:



Not super wacky, but I laughed.

I will get rid of ghosts for anyone within Nextdoor range for 100 bucks. No questions asked.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Kit Walker posted:

As someone who knows someone who believes this stuff: yes, they would agree with your math. I've mentioned how deranged this sounds and was brushed off with "yeah well there are lots of lazy unemployed people and the government just pays them to keep an eye on other people so it's easy money and they don't have to do much." Suggesting that it should be easy to find a single whistleblower out of what's supposedly millions of people in the know just causes the idea to slide off their brain like teflon. They have no comprehension of how normal people function or operate. It's really weird and upsetting

The person I'm talking about believes there are just websites where you can sign up for spy work, so someone's already beaten you to the idea, sorry. Though maybe an app might streamline the process. I believe in you. Perhaps by 2030 as many as 50% of Americans could be gangstalkers

Did they ever explain why the evil government doesn't just assassinate these people?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
The government is a pervert who likes to watch

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Facebook Aunt posted:

Did they ever explain why the evil government doesn't just assassinate these people?

Oh no no, the government isn't trying to kill any of the people it's gangstalking, it's trying to get stuff from them. For this person in question, it was originally their house (one of the shittiest homes in a neighborhood, that they eventually sold for like 50% profit anyway when the market swung up), and currently the book they're writing (it's...fine, but they imagine it's going to be one of the greatest pieces of literature put to paper). Never mind that that's not really a thing you can do. Also they waffle between it being the government and some more nefarious Illuminati-type organization that's outside the bounds and provisions of the law, to whichever is more convenient for why the organization doesn't do something that it should fully be able to do with no difficulty if it was as big and coordinated as they believe

Explaining that it makes no financial sense to hire dozens or hundreds of people to stalk someone for years to make a profit from them when they're barely middle class at best gets a "no, you're young, you don't understand. When you're my age you'll get it." None of this is rational

Kit Walker fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Mar 26, 2024

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Most of it seem to come from individuals having extremely strong and constant feelings of paranoia and then coming up with these elaborate reasons why they always feel like people are watching them and what not. Them being in constant distress and not trusting normal sources of information about stuff, I would guess is why their reasons make absolutely no sense.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Kit Walker posted:

None of this is rational

This is the important part. This poo poo is often untreated mental illness, including schizophrenia. It's a paranoid delusion. These people need to be handled very quickly and guided towards getting professional help which is probably going to involve some serious meds.

It's tragic, and someone telling you they're being gang stalked is a BIG sign to stay the gently caress away from them unless they are an extremely close friend or family member who you're willing to go through the hell of making sure they get the help they need.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Cyrano4747 posted:

This is the important part. This poo poo is often untreated mental illness, including schizophrenia. It's a paranoid delusion. These people need to be handled very quickly and guided towards getting professional help which is probably going to involve some serious meds.

It's tragic, and someone telling you they're being gang stalked is a BIG sign to stay the gently caress away from them unless they are an extremely close friend or family member who you're willing to go through the hell of making sure they get the help they need.

Yeah, exactly. I'm pretty sure this person has undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenia and strongly rejects the idea that they might have a mental illness. I've known two other people who had psychotic breaks and started talking/believing they were being gangstalked but fortunately they did end up getting treatment for it and they're doing better now (but not before one of them graffitied their entire neighborhood with GANGSTALKING FACTS).

Kit Walker fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Mar 26, 2024

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

dr_rat posted:

Most of it seem to come from individuals having extremely strong and constant feelings of paranoia and then coming up with these elaborate reasons why they always feel like people are watching them and what not. Them being in constant distress and not trusting normal sources of information about stuff, I would guess is why their reasons make absolutely no sense.

And also the fact that a lot of people, imo Americans especially, are absolutely fuckin convinced that they are the protagonist of reality

The world revolves around them and is here for their experiencing

With some folk, they don’t even stay aware that other people continue to exist and have their own thoughts and feelings and life events when the protagonist of reality isn’t anywhere nearby or having anything to do with these people

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The government should start an ad campaign telling people they're less important than they think and also that gangstalking is fake

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Sentient Data posted:

The government should start an ad campaign telling people they're less important than they think and also that gangstalking is fake

Thats what they want you to think.

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