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years back, I was in traffic behind an older Ford Econoline van and it had all kinds of Mystery Science theater stuff on it. It even had a MST3K custom license plate. I always wondered if it was one of the show creators, or if it was just some superfan.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 21:26 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 15:39 |
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Rad-daddio posted:years back, I was in traffic behind an older Ford Econoline van and it had all kinds of Mystery Science theater stuff on it. It even had a MST3K custom license plate. It was a god damned weirdo!
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 22:29 |
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lol
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 22:31 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 22:32 |
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I wish I were passionate enough about some thing or topic to devote my car to it. (I assume you also have accompanying tattoos). I'm happy for the "phantom phreak", as his friends call him.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:11 |
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SlothfulCobra posted:A lot of the biggest shitheads in Texas are from elsewhere. The Bushes are a great example, their family was big in the northeast and educated in Connecticut at Yale. Ted Cruz born in Canada. Joe Rogan is from Jersey. Corrupt criminal with trial pending Ken Paxton is from North Dakota. Elon Musk is South African and specifically came to Texas after a fight with the government of California (California ships a lot of their worst to Texas). As the bumper sticker says, "I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here when my home state kicked me out."
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:37 |
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i like the "is a fraud" framing, like she's still out there
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:46 |
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Saw this today, wannabe cop has a police scanner, emergency lights, weapons, computers, and various antennae including the globe shaped UHF SATCOM one. Apparently this man is desperately afraid of border crossings. We live in northern Virginia…
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:08 |
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States have borders
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:16 |
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I wouldn’t want people from West Virginia to come into my state either
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:24 |
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East Virginia ain't gettin my land!
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 13:56 |
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Benoit posted:Apparently this man is desperately afraid of ftfy
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:44 |
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wesleywillis posted:States have borders And you sleep soundly in your bed due to brave men like this protecting them.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:55 |
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the marine to pig pipeline
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:56 |
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Wish that pipeline ended in a meat separator.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:11 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Wish that pipeline ended in a meat separator. Depends which part of the "breed/war" cycle we are on.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:14 |
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Benoit posted:Saw this today, wannabe cop has a police scanner, emergency lights, weapons, computers, and various antennae including the globe shaped UHF SATCOM one. Apparently this man is desperately afraid of border crossings. We live in northern Virginia… I think the Brits call these "whackers"; wanna be cop guys with a bunch of cop stuff on their car. Not sure if that's a usa term for them as well.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:33 |
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Military wannabes use “stolen valor”. Cop wannabes use”stolen villainry”.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:42 |
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Wannabe cops are the most pathetic people.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:50 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Wannabe cops are the most pathetic people. Imagine how flexible you could be if you licked your own boots.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:04 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Wannabe cops are the most pathetic people. Checks out
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:06 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:
I sure hope that pillsbury doughboy is never given a gun and driven to a riot to try to lay down the law
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:08 |
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Benoit posted:Saw this today, wannabe cop has a police scanner, emergency lights, weapons, computers, and various antennae including the globe shaped UHF SATCOM one. Apparently this man is desperately afraid of border crossings. We live in northern Virginia… Please keep him from crossing the border into Maryland, thanks.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:09 |
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Rad-daddio posted:I think the Brits call these "whackers"; wanna be cop guys with a bunch of cop stuff on their car. whacker was also the term dive heard for them in my part of the US
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:10 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:
Ten buckets of custard poured into a uniform
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 12:46 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:
more like they back the donut shop
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 18:08 |
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anecdotal of course but four years ago around me you couldn't drive a mile without seeing the yee haw jihad with trump 2020, confederate, trump 2020/confederate, etc. flags flying. now most of the stickers are a little more muted and the obnoxious yard displays are at a minimum. they're still trying to do dumb poo poo in the schools though. still aint seen no trucks with biden flags
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 01:57 |
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what makes someone lick this much boot note also the blue line taped on the glass
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:20 |
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drk posted:what makes someone lick this much boot god hates cops
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:21 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:50 |
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drk posted:what makes someone lick this much boot might be that they wear the boots in addition to licking them
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:59 |
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I can smell the driver.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:12 |
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That head from Zardoz going "The Lard is Good" as lard spills out of its mouth.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:15 |
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Heffer staring the "GLUTTON" sign above his head: "Gluten? What's a Gluten?"
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:22 |
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Grey Cat posted:I can smell the driver. Considering I suspect the whole point is that they have pigs, yeah probably
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:31 |
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I don't understand the whole school of thought that someone is coming to take away their gluten and they need to constantly broadcast how much they love it.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:32 |
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I go around to people's houses with a fake government id, barge my way in, and take every gluten containing food in their home. I'm a real sick puppy.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:39 |
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Gluten enforcement agency! Hand over your gluten now!
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:44 |
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Deus Ex Macklemore posted:I don't understand the whole school of thought that someone is coming to take away their gluten and they need to constantly broadcast how much they love it. Farmer who feels personally attacked by the gluten free movement because they have pigs and a crop that is high in gluten like wheat
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:52 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 15:39 |
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the trunk of this thing must be FULL of suet
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:07 |