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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
years back, I was in traffic behind an older Ford Econoline van and it had all kinds of Mystery Science theater stuff on it. It even had a MST3K custom license plate.

I always wondered if it was one of the show creators, or if it was just some superfan.

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Rad-daddio posted:

years back, I was in traffic behind an older Ford Econoline van and it had all kinds of Mystery Science theater stuff on it. It even had a MST3K custom license plate.

I always wondered if it was one of the show creators, or if it was just some superfan.

It was a god damned weirdo!

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
lol

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


I wish I were passionate enough about some thing or topic to devote my car to it. (I assume you also have accompanying tattoos). I'm happy for the "phantom phreak", as his friends call him.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

SlothfulCobra posted:

A lot of the biggest shitheads in Texas are from elsewhere. The Bushes are a great example, their family was big in the northeast and educated in Connecticut at Yale. Ted Cruz born in Canada. Joe Rogan is from Jersey. Corrupt criminal with trial pending Ken Paxton is from North Dakota. Elon Musk is South African and specifically came to Texas after a fight with the government of California (California ships a lot of their worst to Texas).

As the bumper sticker says, "I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here when my home state kicked me out."

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008


i like the "is a fraud" framing, like she's still out there

Benoit
Jun 26, 2006

FLY NAVY
Saw this today, wannabe cop has a police scanner, emergency lights, weapons, computers, and various antennae including the globe shaped UHF SATCOM one. Apparently this man is desperately afraid of border crossings. We live in northern Virginia…

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
States have borders

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I wouldn’t want people from West Virginia to come into my state either

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
East Virginia ain't gettin my land!

drk
Jan 16, 2005

Benoit posted:

Apparently this man is desperately afraid of border crossings brown people.

ftfy

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

wesleywillis posted:

States have borders

And you sleep soundly in your bed due to brave men like this protecting them.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
the marine to pig pipeline

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Wish that pipeline ended in a meat separator.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Wish that pipeline ended in a meat separator.

Depends which part of the "breed/war" cycle we are on.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Benoit posted:

Saw this today, wannabe cop has a police scanner, emergency lights, weapons, computers, and various antennae including the globe shaped UHF SATCOM one. Apparently this man is desperately afraid of border crossings. We live in northern Virginia…


I think the Brits call these "whackers"; wanna be cop guys with a bunch of cop stuff on their car.

Not sure if that's a usa term for them as well.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Military wannabes use “stolen valor”. Cop wannabes use”stolen villainry”.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Wannabe cops are the most pathetic people.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Wannabe cops are the most pathetic people.

Imagine how flexible you could be if you licked your own boots.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Wannabe cops are the most pathetic people.



Checks out

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

I sure hope that pillsbury doughboy is never given a gun and driven to a riot to try to lay down the law

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Benoit posted:

Saw this today, wannabe cop has a police scanner, emergency lights, weapons, computers, and various antennae including the globe shaped UHF SATCOM one. Apparently this man is desperately afraid of border crossings. We live in northern Virginia…


Please keep him from crossing the border into Maryland, thanks.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Rad-daddio posted:

I think the Brits call these "whackers"; wanna be cop guys with a bunch of cop stuff on their car.

Not sure if that's a usa term for them as well.

whacker was also the term dive heard for them in my part of the US

Frazzbo
Feb 2, 2006

Thistle dubh

Ten buckets of custard poured into a uniform

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

more like they back the donut shop

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

anecdotal of course but four years ago around me you couldn't drive a mile without seeing the yee haw jihad with trump 2020, confederate, trump 2020/confederate, etc. flags flying. now most of the stickers are a little more muted and the obnoxious yard displays are at a minimum. they're still trying to do dumb poo poo in the schools though.

still aint seen no trucks with biden flags

drk
Jan 16, 2005
what makes someone lick this much boot



note also the blue line taped on the glass

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

drk posted:

what makes someone lick this much boot



note also the blue line taped on the glass

god hates cops

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

drk posted:

what makes someone lick this much boot



note also the blue line taped on the glass

might be that they wear the boots in addition to licking them

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



I can smell the driver.

TuxedoOrca
Feb 6, 2024
That head from Zardoz going "The Lard is Good" as lard spills out of its mouth.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Heffer staring the "GLUTTON" sign above his head: "Gluten? What's a Gluten?"

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Grey Cat posted:

I can smell the driver.

Considering I suspect the whole point is that they have pigs, yeah probably

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
I don't understand the whole school of thought that someone is coming to take away their gluten and they need to constantly broadcast how much they love it.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I go around to people's houses with a fake government id, barge my way in, and take every gluten containing food in their home. I'm a real sick puppy.

TuxedoOrca
Feb 6, 2024
Gluten enforcement agency! Hand over your gluten now!

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Deus Ex Macklemore posted:

I don't understand the whole school of thought that someone is coming to take away their gluten and they need to constantly broadcast how much they love it.

Farmer who feels personally attacked by the gluten free movement because they have pigs and a crop that is high in gluten like wheat

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


the trunk of this thing must be FULL of suet

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