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Jon Irenicus posted:pics of selected booster names https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1425680132799348745 Hello I am here for my first dose of vaccine. I’m sorry, I must’ve forgotten to bring my ID. My name? Anita Thurdose My name is Juwanna Gimmy Morvac My name is Thurston Foura Booster My name is Max Titers My name is Heywood Jastickme My name is Ann T Bodees My name is Stig Meepher III My name is Ned L Park My name is Jab Mi Waidon Chu Hello my name Won Moh Jab Hello my name is Bill Mesowat My name is Senn Meedabill My name is Al Payorfugginfee My name is Char Jitoomacard my name? Juan Moe Dos Hello I’m Meghan Tecils. Hello I’m Craven Morejuice Hello I’m Ivana Nutter Hello I’m Phil Meagan Hello I’m here for my first dose. Oh sorry I lost my ID. My name? May I. Haffanutter Hello I am here for my first vaccine shot. My name? Yudon Nomi Hello my name is Miles O. Titers Hello this is my 12 year old daughter, Dosa Rupp Hello this is my 12 year old daughter, Mint E. Rosa This is my 12 year old son, Don Lemmydie This is my 12 year old son Walter Yuwatinfor Hello my name is E. Moon Compromised Steve Yun fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Aug 16, 2021 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Waiting at the CVS, pretty blond lady gets in line for the pharmacy, sees my respirator, then puts on a mask. One mask can change a room, and if one mask can change a room, then it can change a city
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meet girls at the store posted:Actual interaction I witnessed at a pharmacy today: No no no You misunderstand He actually was vaccinated He was trying to snag a third dose
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 22:20 |
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16 year old South Carolina student dead from complications https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/16/us/lancaster-county-south-carolina-student-covid-death/index.html
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Business Gorillas posted:im back
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 23:48 |
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My ex-girlfriend decided she wanted to live in fear of herpes instead of living with herpes (and me)
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 03:29 |
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LOL it was easier than convincing the antivaxxers to get the juice
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 03:35 |
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Fake names no longer needed on our vax cards instead Max Titers will be in our hearts
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 03:36 |
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Peak Vax was March, April, May. 8 months later will be November, December, January. Shoulda made it 7 months just so we’d be ahead of the coming winter wave
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 03:54 |
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Nothus posted:So most Americans are going to be green-lit for boosters right as under-12's are approved. Vaccine Clusterfuck II, Viral Boogaloo They’ll spin up the federal mega sites again
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gently caress I’m gonna be eligible for my third shot on Christmas
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I'm not a physician, but I work in public health metrics for a major US insurer. if r0=8, then that means you need 7/8 of the population vaccinated in order to bring r0=<1 So you need 88% of the population vaccinated. LOL Steve Yun fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Aug 17, 2021 |
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Welp that was fast https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6997028039704038662 https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6997073229466668294 Steve Yun fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Aug 17, 2021 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:The vast majority of the Philippine vaccine supply is Sinovac, though by now we have all of the brands. My friends and family have received an assortment, to the point where I personally know different individuals who have received Sinovac (myself), Pfizer, AZ, J&J, and Moderna. from what I’ve been told each province in the Philippines was told that they’re on their own so each province bought vaccines independently and has a different menu of vaccines
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This poor fucker, remember when it was 6 days?
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Relevant Tangent posted:Moderna works and doesn't show the same degradation of function over time that Pfizer does, correct? SO FAR. Pfizer has been around longer. We might see a droop in Moderna efficacy once it’s been around as long. But for now we’re hoping it has staying power. He have theories that it’s because it has 3x the volume or because the doses are spaced 4 weeks instead of 3 weeks, but who knows for now
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https://twitter.com/kateweaverut/status/1424793582603489285?s=21
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 12:27 |
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Well this is soul crushing https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6996915988608355590 https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6997029184581291269
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https://twitter.com/hemofelo/status/1423270670918590466?s=21
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 12:36 |
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Every time Business Gorilla posts a job opening you have to post a business gorilla
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PerniciousKnid posted:Remember when picture threads had to warn dialup users? Makes you think. 100 megabit = no
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🎶THE SARS ARE BRIGHT🎵 🎵ON THE MRI🎶 🎵 COUGH COUGH COUGH 🎶 🎵DEEP IN THE LUNGS OF ABBOTT🎶
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osprey posted:survey asks for students' last names my children’s last names are Johnson and Johnson
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https://www.cnbc.com/2021/08/17/biden-administration-set-to-extend-mask-mandate-for-travel-through-mid-january.html
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https://www.wsfa.com/2021/08/17/alabama-has-negative-icu-beds-available/ What does a negative ICU bed look like Is it a bed with black sheets that will explode if it touches a regular ICU bed
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 03:26 |
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LOL
Steve Yun fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Aug 18, 2021 |
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Lovelyn posted:Horrifying work story about proning: Steve Yun fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Aug 18, 2021 |
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LOL if Abbott’s bungling exposes the top secret plan that everyone in government decided a month ago to get third shots but they agreed to keep it secret
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 08:43 |
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crepeface posted:https://twitter.com/3AW693/status/1427805195954577416?s=20 A wise man once told me “Hoes gotta eat too”
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 08:45 |
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I say time your third shot so that you have maximum protection over the coming winter surge, it’s gonna be a doozy
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 08:56 |
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https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6997603427773648133 This is news to me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU8ktxn36wA
Steve Yun fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Aug 18, 2021 |
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DarkEuphoria posted:Wow look at this goon who never poops Look at this goon who doesn't waterboard his butt in 2021
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Joementum posted:it's pretty clear there's no medical evidence for that eight month delay, they just put that in there for distributional or political reasons https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/28/health/pfizer-booster-shots.html?smid=tw-share
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Platystemon posted:Maximilianus Titros The Legend of Titers Maximus
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EVERYONE WHO IS WONDERING WHY THEY PICKED 8 MONTHS FOR YOUR BOOSTER Pfizer did that recent 6 month study of efficacy: https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2021.07.28.21261159v1.full.pdf quote:Efficacy peaked at 96.2% during the interval from 7 days to <2 months post-dose 2, and declined gradually to 83.7% from 4 months post-dose 2 to the data cut-off, an average decline of ~6% They're probably extrapolating the 8 months based on how much effiacy declined after 6 months, since the study says 6% effiacy drop every month after the 4 month mark after the second dose, that would suggest a 24% efficacy drop in the 8th month after the second dose And observing that antibodies dropped off to rely on memory cells, which is not ideal against the front-loaded delta variant EDIT: Pfizer did another efficacy study against Alpha and Delta that saw falling efficacy after 8 months Steve Yun fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Aug 19, 2021 |
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Fun fact for anyone who might not know: the extras were told not to laugh but not told what Michael Palin was going to say, so these reactions are all real: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx_G2a2hL6U&t=82s
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ram dass in hell posted:friend is worried im gonna die becauss my first two vaccines were moderna and third is pfizer. What do i say other than lol. Also feel free to quote this deeply ironic post when i die I hope you live up to your name when you do
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