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would unironically tuck into a watermelon size m&m huh 
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Do it now before we can't grow chocolate anymore
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Apr 24, 2024 18:26
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Hubbert posted:The Elite call it the polycrisis. It's The Gloaming 
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Apr 24, 2024 18:52
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The crumbles, now without chocolate chips
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Apr 24, 2024 19:03
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Evans is a dork and I won't call it the crumbles. The Long Emergency and The Long Descent are also both acceptable terms.
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Apr 24, 2024 19:42
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The great big number-downening
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Apr 24, 2024 20:31
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The Saddening.
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Apr 24, 2024 20:32
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chips are dope chips > insects, 100% we've made the right decisions people
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Apr 24, 2024 20:36
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Peter Zeihan sucks. He predicted Ukraine would defeat Russia on the battlefield (lmao), and that China will completely collapse by 2030. The farmers here in the American Midwest have been tilling the fields this week. Lots and lots of dust in the air. 
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Apr 24, 2024 21:09
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Hubbert posted:Evans is a dork and I won't call it the crumbles. The Long Earth was cool and Mars was cool but The Long Cosmos was poo poo and was groan inducing rehashing of the same idea.
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Apr 24, 2024 21:41
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SixteenShells posted:Do it now before we can't grow chocolate anymore i cut way back on dark now that it's all lead and cadmium
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Apr 24, 2024 21:55
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Rauros posted:i cut way back on dark now that it's all lead and cadmium what do think is in the milk, butter, and sugar
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Apr 24, 2024 22:03
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It's Ragnarok but lol plot twist we are Surtr
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Apr 24, 2024 22:40
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Red Lobster lost $11M and now has to declare bankruptcy due to endless shrimp The world is healing 
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Apr 24, 2024 22:50
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:Fragments of bird flu virus genome found in pasteurized milk, FDA says that’s ok I drink Almond Milk, *puts finger to ear piece* what’s that?
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Apr 24, 2024 23:00
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Eason the Fifth posted:Red Lobster lost $11M and now has to declare bankruptcy due to endless shrimp They could have avoided this if they listened to the lessons of that Simpsons episode about the all you can eat seafood restaurant
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Apr 24, 2024 23:11
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you cannot extract endless shrimp from a finite ocean
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Apr 24, 2024 23:13
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Hubbert posted:This is remarkable, do you have any news stories on this in English? https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/inter...-hectares.shtml Pretty short and dry article, I haven't found any international outlets covering this though. Here's a police drone video, around 2:20 the camera pans and it's hundreds of thousands of dry trees extending to the horizon. This is what a mass death event looks like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThJqsTAzTvM
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Apr 24, 2024 23:21
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smoobles posted:you cannot extract endless shrimp from a finite ocean people keep saying this but i just went and got shrimp from the ocean explain that, atheists
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Apr 24, 2024 23:29
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Rectal Death Alert posted:people keep saying this but i just went and got shrimp from the ocean Checked, I still have shrimp. Closing this as unreproduceable
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Apr 25, 2024 00:47
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Cup Runneth Over posted:unreproduceable ideals
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Apr 25, 2024 00:50
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:i had a real moment of clarity on the train this morning, about how many civilizations have felt immortal to the people living in them Cutting down the last tree on rapa nui or killing the last dodo, what's going to be our modern equivalent
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Apr 25, 2024 01:55
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bagual posted:https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/inter...-hectares.shtml ah, yes. i'm the interspersed green vegetation in the "fire" that the psychopath claims responsible in the article.
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Apr 25, 2024 02:21
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smoobles posted:you cannot extract endless shrimp from a finite ocean but. i am hungry
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Apr 25, 2024 02:24
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:i had a real moment of clarity on the train this morning, about how many civilizations have felt immortal to the people living in them too long to be a thread title but i love this post
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Apr 25, 2024 02:24
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smoobles posted:you cannot extract endless shrimp from a finite ocean Skill issue
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Apr 25, 2024 02:47
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Hubbert posted:This is remarkable, do you have any news stories on this in English? “biosphere decline” really doesn’t capture the swiftness it is all happening. this thread is already correctly calling it collapse
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Apr 25, 2024 05:42
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Communist Cop posted:Cutting down the last tree on rapa nui or killing the last dodo, what's going to be our modern equivalent dude that's nothing we are extincting animals all the time
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Apr 25, 2024 06:03
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Wish that we would make some of these insects extinct a bit quicker, amiright?
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Apr 25, 2024 06:13
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https://youtu.be/7iJELgZYbMw
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Apr 25, 2024 06:21
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Stereotype posted:“biosphere decline” really doesn’t capture the swiftness it is all happening. this thread is already correctly calling it collapse Turbomegahyperfuckulation?
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Apr 25, 2024 06:27
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Stereotype posted:“biosphere decline” really doesn’t capture the swiftness it is all happening. this thread is already correctly calling it collapse collapse also makes people the most mad, and is therefore correct.
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Apr 25, 2024 06:51
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Zodium posted:collapse also makes people the most mad, and is therefore correct. there's some historyisms that i think have been particularly brain damaging: rome, we fixed da ozone hole, and that stupid rear end dumb fake-plato quote about kids ruining society and disrepecting their elders. Xaris has issued a correction as of 07:36 on Apr 25, 2024 |
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Apr 25, 2024 07:25
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I don’t like collapse because like dude said it’s just rich people despair. Biosphere Debt Consolidation.
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Apr 25, 2024 07:47
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How about "Bonanza"
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Apr 25, 2024 08:20
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smoobles posted:you cannot extract endless shrimp from a finite ocean Actually, if you have some better variation on the recipes and serving suggestions, you can.
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Apr 25, 2024 10:24
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Mosquitoes and ticks will never go extinct. Sorry about everything else though.
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Apr 25, 2024 10:58
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Reminder that when we "fluoridate" water, this does not mean that we add pharamceutical grade sodium fluroide to the water, but rather, that we add hexafluorosilicic acid in most cases, which is a byproduct of mostly Chinese alumimum manufactur that they sell us as a waste slurry and which is often added to water without much testing. Some fun reading for anyone on municipal water https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4090869/ quote:Results show that metal content varies with batch, and all HFS samples contained arsenic (4.9–56.0 ppm) or arsenic in addition to lead (10.3 ppm). Two NaF samples contained barium (13.3–18.0 ppm) instead. All HFS (212–415 ppm) and NaF (3312–3630 ppm) additives contained a surprising amount of aluminum. https://www.cdc.gov/fluoridation/pdf/urbansky_schock.pdf  Don't worry though the EPA says it's a "moderate/low" risk  https://www.epa.gov/system/files/documents/2023-03/Fluorosilicic%20Acid%20Supply%20Chain%20Profile.pdf Cabbages and VHS has issued a correction as of 11:37 on Apr 25, 2024 |
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Apr 25, 2024 11:33
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biosphere depletion
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[Biosphere Collapse] All [water supply additive] samples contained arsenic or arsenic in addition to lead
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