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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i like doing sex with my wife, a lot of sex and its like dang we are so horny and doing so much sex and its really realy erotic and sometime it be smellin u know anyways i know all the sex position since we are always doing sex together but just in case you should tell me your favorite in case im missing one (:

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Contrarian

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

The Infinite Void

Close second is the Reverse Hungry Hungry Hippo

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I like the old handjobby

She just goes to town on my dick until it's burnt off from friction. It becomes a puddle of fleshy goo. Then it regrows the next day and we start it over again

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Turdsex

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
their called maneuvers not positions

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Aardvark! posted:

their called maneuvers not positions

maneuver this *i do the suck it chop* yeah bicth!!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
please do not suck it chop me

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Ugly Fart Bitch 2k14

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Aardvark! posted:

please do not suck it chop me

can you smelllllllll what sid is cooking

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


that 1 wear all the sexy fun bits are smooshin and sloshin

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008
Doggy style and missionary - no dogs allowed, that is gross.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

RepeatingMeme posted:

that 1 wear all the sexy fun bits are smooshin and sloshin

:wedass:

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009
I like to give'er the ol' Sneaky Daniel :ssh:

Sometimes I switch it up with the classic Unabhängigkeitserklärungenmanöver :abuela:

Lifepuzzler fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Oct 13, 2021

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Pornogoblin

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


mudskipper style

thats where you put on goggles, fill up a kiddie pool with lube and lie on your sides flopping around. eventually you'll both cum from the friction, releasing your fertilization material into the mucus-like environment

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



u remind me of the babe

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
kneejob

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the "BOOYAH!~~!!!!" position

i assume youve seen this legendary video clip

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
mutual hamboning

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


third baseman

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Tugg'n

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
34°03'31.2"N 85°48'33.3"W

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


nunsexmonkrock posted:

Doggy style and missionary - no dogs allowed, that is gross.

but missionaries ARE allowed? hosed up

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?shorts?wstrcdixA7A

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


it wont post right becausenits a short

https://youtube.com/shorts/wstrcdixA7A?feature=share

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sid Vicious posted:

u remind me of the babe

He didn't want to give the baby back because it died of SIDS and he was panicking

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

David "SIDS Master" Bowie

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

34°03'31.2"N 85°48'33.3"W

A good and fun time, but I'm personally more fond of 37.6753° N, 90.3673° W

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/housesitter_/status/1445587891749408769?s=20

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

David Bowie: You remind me of the babe!

Goblins: What babe!?

David Bowie: *Looks at cradle with baby blue faced and unmoving* "Oh my God...."

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

David Bowie: You remind me of the babe!

Goblins: What babe!?

David Bowie: *Looks at cradle with baby blue faced and unmoving* "Oh my God...."

lmfao

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006

Reverse wheelbarrow

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lifepuzzler posted:

A good and fun time, but I'm personally more fond of 37.6753° N, 90.3673° W

Ahh, now you're bringing up honeymoon memories.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


the kratom boof

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
This one time at Fetish Fortress, I was in a sling and one lady was loving my rear end and the other was loving my mouth and a third lady was working the electrobox that was hooked up to the needles going thru my weiner skin. That was a really fun day so try that one Sid.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Gesamtkunstwerk

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Petit Death blossom

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I just helicopter my junk for a while then we grab some pizza

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


me and my sex wife are obssessed with the sex voltron maneuver but we just moved into a new neighborhood and have been having trouble recruiting the arms and legs.

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