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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

This is gonna be some super dumb ending right

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

lol do they always tell Pat to shut the gently caress up

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Heyman saying "My Tribal Chief" every five seconds sounds like some kind of fetish.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

This is gonna be some super dumb ending right

Oh without question.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

why did paul heyman mention yokozuna? the sumo wrestler from Japan?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Just realized I think Big E is wearing Seinfeld themed gear. It says Serenity Now! on his leg.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Fluffy Bunnies posted:

This is gonna be some super dumb ending right

no his move is called the big ending

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

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I was told Roman is putting on better matches than Kenny Omega.

I feel like Twitter lied to me.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009


Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Abroham Lincoln posted:

no his move is called the big ending

Whoa hey the power of positivity is always good

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

This is gonna be some super dumb ending right

Nope. Roman wins clean and show goes off the air with him celebrating. Because goddamnit pal we need HEAT.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Roman the tribal leader of one of the 12 tribes of Israel

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

BGrifter posted:

I was told Roman is putting on better matches than Kenny Omega.

I feel like Twitter lied to me.

WWE stans pretend that Roman is Miro.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

this is quiet....too quiet

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Testekill posted:

WWE stans pretend that Roman is Miro.

But Miro is the most ferocious wrestler roaming the earth today! What man could hope to compare when even god fears Miro?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



a.lo posted:

this is quiet....too quiet

they just respect roman reigns too much

SirDippingSauce
Oct 25, 2012

We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumberjack for the murder of wax Stan.

a.lo posted:

why did paul heyman mention yokozuna? the sumo wrestler from Japan?

Because his real name was Rodney Ano'i. Him and Rikishi had the sumo gimmick but they were both Samoan.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

woof

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

lmao the crowd is silent and he's trying to talk trash

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

SirDippingSauce posted:

Because his real name was Rodney Ano'i. Him and Rikishi had the sumo gimmick but they were both Samoan.

No he came down with a Japanese flag. I saw him order and eat a bunch of rice and fish

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



"shut your mouths, brooklyn," he says to abject silence

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Shouldn't Roman be wearing a blue wrist protector thing? He is on SmackDown afterall

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Roman's community theatre acting is not a compelling main event and I don't know why even people that aren't just blind WWE stans act like it is.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Le Saboteur posted:

Just realized I think Big E is wearing Seinfeld themed gear. It says Serenity Now! on his leg.

Big E is a huge Seinfeld fan.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

lol ref hosed up

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

SirDippingSauce posted:

Because his real name was Rodney Ano'i. Him and Rikishi had the sumo gimmick but they were both Samoan.

i watched the tv for years and this isnt true

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

crowd feels dead as gently caress

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Destroy My Sweater posted:

crowd feels dead as gently caress

same

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I remember extremely fat Yoko being handcuffed to the ring post and crying and me feeling sad for him. samoans don't cry.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

bring out the egg to reinvigorate the crowd. let them go home happy

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Destroy My Sweater posted:

crowd feels dead as gently caress

They are OP

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I feel like Survivor Series as a whole is hard for crowds to get behind because none of the matches ever have any stakes in them. Just brand crap.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

a.lo posted:

bring out the egg to reinvigorate the crowd. let them go home happy

smash mouth eat the egg

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Destroy My Sweater posted:

crowd feels dead as gently caress

We all can't be CM Punk or Kenny to live crowds, some of us are just needle movers.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

"is this the pace you expected?"

*silence*

lmao

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Pamela Springstein posted:

I remember extremely fat Yoko being handcuffed to the ring post and crying and me feeling sad for him. samoans don't cry.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Le Saboteur posted:

I feel like Survivor Series as a whole is hard for crowds to get behind because none of the matches ever have any stakes in them. Just brand crap.

Every brand match had betrayal angles so it's not even that.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Okay Big E is loving cool for using a standing stretch muffler

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Pamela Springstein posted:

I remember extremely fat Yoko being handcuffed to the ring post and crying and me feeling sad for him. samoans don't cry.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

ROCK BOTTOMLIKE STRUCTURE

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tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Jesus Christ the piped in chants are dumb as hell.

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