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Angryhead
Apr 4, 2009

Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Alejandro




Well thanks for discussing all these survival shows - started Outlast and am almost done with it, pretty drat entertaining.
Tried a couple episodes of Alone Frozen, but it's the group dynamics that really make it interesting. And when they start sabotaging other teams... wild and terrible and great.
Guess I'll check out Naked and Afraid next.

The only slightly similar show I had seen before is Bloody Game/Game of Blood, specifically the second season - went on a big South Korean game show kick like half a year ago and binged a bunch that were (fan)subtitled.
https://twitter.com/SquadBaechu/status/1644768178327924736

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A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

this reminds me i got The Grey on blue ray the other day gonna watch that

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
I love the Grey. Liam Neeson fighting Satan wolves and it's a while little bit about purgatory

Pepe Arnold
Mar 9, 2024
Baby Reindeer was a WILD ride. Felt like I needed a shower multiple times when watching that. “Fun” show. What do we watch next?!

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Pepe Arnold posted:

Baby Reindeer was a WILD ride. Felt like I needed a shower multiple times when watching that. “Fun” show. What do we watch next?!

If you haven't seen the documentary Dear Zachary it's great if you want to see if you have any tears left in you!

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile, on Netflix, dares to ask the question: did Ted Bundy really do it? I won't give it away, but the evidence seems damning. I liked the footage of him at the end; there were parts of the movie that were a little unbelievable, but it showed you that nope, he really said/did that. I was surprised they used real crime scene photos at a few points, and brutal ones at that. Zac Efron is like a real live actor, he was great.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Road House remake is genuinely one of the worst movies I've ever seen

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


The turn to murdering just falls so flat

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Medullah posted:

If you haven't seen the documentary Dear Zachary it's great if you want to see if you have any tears left in you!

I like it cause it's a love letter to like four different people but the end message being about Canadian probation being too liberal is weird. Like yeah they beefed it then but ultimately that's good incarceration policy

Also having a narrator start to cry works so good

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Apr 29, 2024

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I love Dear Zachary (how could I not, gently caress I even downloaded the book his dad??? wrote but I still haven't worked up the strength to read it) but recommending it to people is a confirmed form of psychological torture outlawed by the Geneva conventions and I'm afraid I gotta place you under arrest homie.
Or should I say...VLADIMIR PUTIN

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Tim Whatley posted:

Road House remake is genuinely one of the worst movies I've ever seen

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...
Working through the Die Hard films slowly. The original is what it was - an iconic actioner, albeit incredibly 80s, with lots of feathered hair and Maclain as a grizzled, seen everything NYC cop because every NYC cop was like that in 80s films.

Die Hard 2 though? Is not a good film. Maclain becomes the Poochie of the Die Hard universe, with everyone saying You're John Maclain / What is John Maclain doing here/ Where is John Maclain. Maclain just tries to take over local operations, side characters immediately recognize that he's the hero and respect / help him, authority figures snarl at him before respecting him. And the rear end in a top hat journalist gets humiliated again for reasons. Of course it's a Rennie Harlin film, the Michael Bay of the day.

Stegosnaurlax
Apr 30, 2023
Now watch Violent Night.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Die Hard 3 is much better. It’s rough but fun. And honestly the only good sequel. I wish the extended or deleted ending was put back in. It’s wild.

I won’t post it now but when you watch 3, definitely check it out

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006
https://collider.com/best-movies-like-die-hard/

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Punkin Spunkin posted:

I love Dear Zachary (how could I not, gently caress I even downloaded the book his dad??? wrote but I still haven't worked up the strength to read it) but recommending it to people is a confirmed form of psychological torture outlawed by the Geneva conventions and I'm afraid I gotta place you under arrest homie.
Or should I say...VLADIMIR PUTIN

I loaded it up at Christmas at my sister's house years ago. Pretty sure when I die that's #1 on the list preventing me from getting into the pearly gates.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Die Hard 2 has my favorite clunker line delivered like it’s completely badass:

“Hey Lorenzo, let me ask you something: what sets off a metal detector first? The lead in your rear end or the poo poo in your brains?”

Why would poo poo set off a metal detector?

TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.
Maybe his poo poo is lead because it came from his rear end.

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

Brocktoon posted:

Die Hard 2 has my favorite clunker line delivered like it’s completely badass:

“Hey Lorenzo, let me ask you something: what sets off a metal detector first? The lead in your rear end or the poo poo in your brains?”

Why would poo poo set off a metal detector?

Argh. Yes. So much of the dialog has that clunky quality. And Maclain is now basically a superhero who doesn't think twice before doing something stupidly dangerous. I see the script writer was also responsible for the most recent Die Hard installment, which isn't promising.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

Honestly don’t think I ever watched die hard 2. Does he save the presidents daughter? Or is that just from the arcade game where you hit people with broken mops and stuff

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

A MIRACLE posted:

Honestly don’t think I ever watched die hard 2. Does he save the presidents daughter? Or is that just from the arcade game where you hit people with broken mops and stuff

Die Hard 2 is the one where William Sadler is trying to arrange the release of a comically stereotypical South American dictator by holding a bunch of planes hostage, including one with McClane's wife Holly.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Die Hard 2 is the one where William Sadler is trying to arrange the release of a comically stereotypical South American dictator by holding a bunch of planes hostage, including one with McClane's wife Holly.

I always forget that part of the plot. All I remember is William Sadler doing naked tai chi and the John Amos fake out.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
I actually don't think it's as bad as all that, but the step down from "one of the best action movies of all time" to "a good late 80s actioner" is huge.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

I actually don't think it's as bad as all that, but the step down from "one of the best action movies of all time" to "a good late 80s actioner" is huge.

The funny thing is in my school growing up Die Hard was considered the "okay" movie and Die Hard 2 was "the best thing ever made". More explosions! More violence!

Of course as I grew up I realized we were all stupid.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Die Hard With a Vengeance and Terminator 2 are probably two of the best 90s action movies, maybe Speed is in there. The Matrix doesn't count, and I won't come up with a reason why

e Home Alone is the best Christmas movie in the Die Hard series

Inspector Hound fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Apr 30, 2024

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Inspector Hound posted:

The Matrix doesn't count, and I won't come up with a reason why


What in the gently caress?!

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

Maybe because the matrix is the blueprint for the 2000s aesthetic idk. Lots of 90s vibes were actually us misremembering stuff from the late 80d

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
I'd add Face/Off too. Golden gun toting Nic Cage in his priest disguise kicked rear end, and that's just the beginning of the movie.

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

Sourdough Sam posted:

I'd add Face/Off too. Golden gun toting Nic Cage in his priest disguise kicked rear end, and that's just the beginning of the movie.

Travolta and Cage (over) acting as each other.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Travolta would've made a great Agent Smith

The Modern Leper
Dec 25, 2008

You must be a masochist

A MIRACLE posted:

Maybe because the matrix is the blueprint for the 2000s aesthetic idk. Lots of 90s vibes were actually us misremembering stuff from the late 80d

I'd accept this. Matrix feels really wrapped up in millennial tension, which makes it feel like the first great action movie of the 21st century.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Inspector Hound posted:

Die Hard With a Vengeance and Terminator 2 are probably two of the best 90s action movies, maybe Speed is in there. The Matrix doesn't count, and I won't come up with a reason why

e Home Alone is the best Christmas movie in the Die Hard series

This is Executive Decision erasure

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Does Fugitive count as an action movie?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

A MIRACLE posted:

Maybe because the matrix is the blueprint for the 2000s aesthetic idk. Lots of 90s vibes were actually us misremembering stuff from the late 80d

The vapid culture of the early 2000's was just 1997-99 barfing all over the decade, with a heavy dose of rabid xenophobia and bloodlust thrown in

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Virtuosity is top tier 90s

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I actually just watched Virtuosity the other day, it mostly holds up as a kinda dumb sci-fi action flick.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

What’s the most 2000s action movie. I was thinking the gunkata one I don’t remember the name

mystes
May 31, 2006

A MIRACLE posted:

What’s the most 2000s action movie. I was thinking the gunkata one I don’t remember the name
Equilibrium?

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

*deep inhale* no…? I remember it had Christian black

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

A MIRACLE posted:

What’s the most 2000s action movie. I was thinking the gunkata one I don’t remember the name

National Treasure, The Core, The Day After Tomorrow

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