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flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

explosivo posted:

Genuinely, what was it people were hoping for that would've made this a better rumble? Bronn Breakker?

the rumble is still a fun structure if you do it right and they forgot entirely what doing it right even resembles

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The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

sleep with the vicious posted:

That was the worst royal rumble except for the one where big show and kane beat all the fan favourites and the rock got booed

I cherish having gone to that one live in a way. But yeah the lack of roster depth and a boring ending on this one is in the same league.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
How can anyone legit watch WWE anymore? Reigns vs Lesnar for the 1,894th time...

I'm so glad AEW has filled the wrestling void in my life.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

SunshineDanceParty posted:

Yeah it's been two years for me and once you step away it's really hard to get back into it.

Agreed. Too many new people and all the old guys you recognize are treated like jokes

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

How can anyone legit watch WWE anymore? Reigns vs Lesnar for the 1,894th time...

I'm so glad AEW has filled the wrestling void in my life.

yeah but this time LESNAR won the royal rumble, not Roman

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Astro7x posted:

Agreed. Too many new people and all the old guys you recognize are treated like jokes

"too many new people" is not the take I got after these two rumbles lol. These rumbles couldnt be more boomer

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

And it stunk

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

explosivo posted:

Genuinely, what was it people were hoping for that would've made this a better rumble? Bronn Breakker?

You write it out with stories in the match itself, also phases of the match to help feed those stories.

This seemed to have neither except for a few small places, it was all an afterthought to getting Brock out there.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



BGrifter posted:

So all that Forbidden Door hype was over Mickie James?

And Melina! (They did not mention the NWA in any way)

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


xbilkis posted:

Bad Bunny is the biggest musician in the world

Cool, he’s sitting on top of a mountain that by all measurements seems to be sinking into the sea

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

The Cameo posted:

He’s a bit music star! You’ll all see! - EMF, last year

Of course like earlier this week an article came out that basically says that kids these days listen to music older than they are much more than any current music and have been trending that way for years to the degree it’s actually financially busting up current artists, which is very funny after EMF kept yelling about how it was a real coup for WWE to get Bunny to show up for the road to Wrestlemania

Bad Bunny was the most streamed artist on Spotify last year and didn't even put out an album lol

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It was fun posting along with you guys though, and I got some schadenfreude out of seeing how bad WWE is now that I'm not watching, thanks for making that terrible show somewhat fun to watch! :)

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

you guys dont have to come back in april/for wrestlemania

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit
I had to step away to handle something right before the men's Rumble match started. I paused it but since Peacock is a piece of poo poo, after a while it just stops on a live event, so when I restarted, I had to go to it live, which was Bad Bunny's entrance. So after seeing that poo poo ending I saves myself 40 some odd minutes and probably at least another year of my life from watching this garbage company

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

I don't think this affects the most streamed artist of the year man

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/JobberNationTV/status/1487648083898875905?t=Slf7hgThvKcniRSw3zdaXQ&s=19

O o f

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

so with both ppvs in january you had lesnar as the surprise and winning in the end

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

Digital Jedi posted:

Oh come on back in April in Mania

And the rest of you all too!

It's more fun when it's more than 8 of us posting about this bad poo poo

….no

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Serious question - was that the worst WWE PPV of all time? Had to be the worst Big Four PPV.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Jerusalem posted:

It was fun posting along with you guys though, and I got some schadenfreude out of seeing how bad WWE is now that I'm not watching, thanks for making that terrible show somewhat fun to watch! :)

You'll be missed for sure friend. See you at the next New Japan show I remember to watch live.

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit

kdrudy posted:

You write it out with stories in the match itself, also phases of the match to help feed those stories.

This seemed to have neither except for a few small places, it was all an afterthought to getting Brock out there.

Roman's plan made NO sense. He gets no benefit from Lesnar losing his title. In fact, it puts Lesnar in a more advantageous position to take Roman's title via RR/Wrestlemania.

Also, Lesnar wouldn't have been scheduled to be in the Rumble at the beginning of the night, since he was a champion. Was number 30 meant to be Lashley's spot? None of it makes sense. The plot makes no sense

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Sometimes it's good to just take the L. It's never good to come back a year later and bring back up the L you took the year before so you can take another one now.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Astro7x posted:

I feel like nothing comes out of these matches other than the winner.

Like even AEW does their battle royals and has it kick start a few feuds based on getting eliminated

lol they helped setup Owens vs. Shane pt. whatever the gently caress

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Dango Bango posted:

Serious question - was that the worst WWE PPV of all time? Had to be the worst Big Four PPV.

I feel like most other bad PPVs you could properly set your expectations for going in. There's no excuse for having the Rumble matches be so bad. Plus WWF matches usually have competent wrestling before bad finishes; nearly half of this four hour show was just people leaning on each other without bothering to have two people do spots to distract you from it

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Charity Porno posted:

Roman's plan made NO sense. He gets no benefit from Lesnar losing his title. In fact, it puts Lesnar in a more advantageous position to take Roman's title via RR/Wrestlemania.

Also, Lesnar wouldn't have been scheduled to be in the Rumble at the beginning of the night, since he was a champion. Was number 30 meant to be Lashley's spot? None of it makes sense. The plot makes no sense

why not, Charlotte was in the women's rumble and she's a reigning champion

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

Dango Bango posted:

Serious question - was that the worst WWE PPV of all time? Had to be the worst Big Four PPV.

There are people who paid like $40 or $50 or whatever for December to Dismember.

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID

kdrudy posted:

You can stop any time you want to, it's really easy. Just do something else.

Seriously. You'll have a better time.

On the other hand, if everyone stops watching like me, there won't be anyone in this thread for me to laugh at as I follow along.

So in that spirit, keep going.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



let's see how it plays out

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




That was a great 5 hour ad to watch anything but WWE so, rest in piss

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Dango Bango posted:

Serious question - was that the worst WWE PPV of all time? Had to be the worst Big Four PPV.

Like normally I'm the one pointing to all the awful 80s and 90s Royal Rumbles but this one is legit bad to the point I can't think of a worse one at the moment.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Rick posted:

Like normally I'm the one pointing to all the awful 80s and 90s Royal Rumbles but this one is legit bad to the point I can't think of a worse one at the moment.

Yeah but at least some of those bad 80s/90s Rumbles were supported by the rest of the card. This was top-to-bottom dogshit.

Squall posted:

There are people who paid like $40 or $50 or whatever for December to Dismember.

Didn't that have a decent Hardys/MNM ladder match at least?

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


Rick posted:

Like normally I'm the one pointing to all the awful 80s and 90s Royal Rumbles but this one is legit bad to the point I can't think of a worse one at the moment.

'15 is worse easily. The 40 man Royal Rumble stunk too.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



all rumbles pale in comparison to the greatest royal rumble

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


It was the worst Rumble of all time. At least '15 was so incredibly petty it wrapped back around to hilarious.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Dango Bango posted:

Serious question - was that the worst WWE PPV of all time? Had to be the worst Big Four PPV.

Not by a long shot. This absolutely sucked in pretty much every conceivable way but barely registers on how hard a lot of these shows have sucked in the history of this company.

That Dang Dad
Apr 23, 2003

Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...
Young Orc
I skipped the Rumble this year for the first time in a decade and it sounds like I made a good choice

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Roasted Donut posted:

Not by a long shot. This absolutely sucked in pretty much every conceivable way but barely registers on how hard a lot of these shows have sucked in the history of this company.

For example...

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Wasnt the person credited with making all the best rumbles good pat patterson? Who died in 2020?

And even when the rumbles started to suck, there were rumors and innuendo that road dogg was taking care of rumbles and he was the only one putting it above lovely level, and he's gone too

With Nick Khan cutting everyone he can, who is left who has any track record of booking a good battle royale?

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Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit
The thing i like about the Royal Rumble is when they use them to either call back to, or advance a relationship or story. You can't advance anything when half the competitors are only around for the one event on the women's side

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