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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

destroy the financial district! make the people happy!

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Stay puft needs to make a comeback

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

free brain surgery

brain Slurgery

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

holefoods posted:

can that genuinely overcome his eating habits?

if Tracy Morgan can out eat it, it doesn't stand a chance against Stav

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Honestly forgot Stavvy has a Netflix special, I feel zero need to watch it

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i'm surprised he's not dropping money on all those other weird get skinny quick schemes like lasers and cryotherapy and the adderall diet

stav doesn't want to lose weight he just wants to not be fat. mindset issue

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

ElGroucho posted:

Honestly forgot Stavvy has a Netflix special, I feel zero need to watch it

the opening is a bunch of girls in towels and poo poo begging stav to come back to bed. turned it off after that. John Pinette didn’t try to make me believe he was a sex symbol

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

stav gets liposuction and uses his excess skin to glide onto the stage like a flying squirrel at the start of his next special

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
"Would you rather have pig ears stapled to your normal ears" was a great ask from Nick

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

jesus christ you guys weren’t kidding ian’s special is terrible, and also lol he actually paid someone to mix it in 5.1 I didn’t even know you could put poo poo on youtube in 5.1

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiB7eBP9gOU

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



holefoods posted:

he actually paid someone to mix it in 5.1 I didn’t even know you could put poo poo on youtube in 5.1
even Netflix Max and Primes desktop web players don't play movies mixed higher than stereo. lol

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

Maybe you can hear actual jokes if you listen to it on a 5.1 setup

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
sounds to me like the joke is loud and clear in the center channel!!!

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
I flipped to the outro and Jesus Christ Ian's such a bad actor lol

Meanwhile Dave is still amazing at everything

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

Snacksmaniac posted:

Maybe you can hear actual jokes if you listen to it on a 5.1 setup

it definitely makes the fact that only like 10 people are laughing at any given time more apparent

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCawGLJZG1A
At about 18 minutes stav and Ethan suplee talk about cum town and the Adam making GBS threads his pants episode comes up lol

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



stav also mentions he likes the physicality of being fat. he enjoys being a fat guy. except the drat health concerns keep dogging an otherwise serene life

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

pulling a muscle in my back when I wipe my rear end and having less and less visible dick is fun I love it

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
He has to captain Morgan it to wipe his rear end

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Love breaking porcelain if I sit down too fast for explosive shits

Impacted colons are low key sneaky good

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Like how doesn't needing a CPAP to not die in his sleep cause him to reflect on his choices

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
“Even skinny people need CPAP”

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



he wants his cake and to eat it too, obviously

probably with some ice cream that he doordashed at 2am too

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
stav doesn't seem like a "reflect on his choices" kind of fella

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

the milk machine posted:

stav doesn't seem like a "reflect on his choices" kind of fella

I wouldn’t be either when every mirror looks like a funhouse mirror!!!!

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
The mirror distorting light like he's a massive black hole

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Stav’s therapist just saying “yes and how does that make you feel every five minutes” while drawing pictures of him on his notepad

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
What are we eating after the podcast that we still have to record 58 minutes of

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

ElGroucho posted:

"Would you rather have pig ears stapled to your normal ears" was a great ask from Nick

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


ElGroucho posted:

Honestly forgot Stavvy has a Netflix special, I feel zero need to watch it

It’s funny as gently caress tbh

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

moist turtleneck posted:

I flipped to the outro and Jesus Christ Ian's such a bad actor lol

Meanwhile Dave is still amazing at everything

It makes the pairing of Ian and Dave so much funnier when the gulf is this big.

But to back you up: if everyone hasn’t seen Attell’s new special to remedy that now. He’s absolutely still killing it and—in contrast to Ian—the entire conclusion of the special is a masterclass in comedy.

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

moist turtleneck posted:

What are we eating after the podcast that we still have to record 58 minutes of

asking “what’s the cuisine like there” after someone mentions going absolutely anywhere, including prison

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
was thinking about this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0byS0OwP8s0

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
They be on 82s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQuQRf6WyE

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Hell Gem

holefoods posted:

can that genuinely overcome his eating habits?

maybe, it works by just making you loving nauseated all the time

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/mrperfectpenis/status/1783186424428105945?t=eLp2_EcVrXD0uqySIDQxjQ&s=19

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

what is up with that, i don't have tattoos. Do some people just get them redone every once in awhile?

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

i agree with ian's logo: he is a pest that must be exterminated

Under appreciated post

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Pharmaskittle posted:

what is up with that, i don't have tattoos. Do some people just get them redone every once in awhile?

I don't know but his skin is the color and consistency of a hanging pork leg

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