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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

PainterofCrap posted:

That's part of it but it's mostly the gag of making herb liquors - anything with "Krauter" in it suuuuuuuuuucks.

I know it gets cold & dark during those long winters in the Schwartzwald, but beer wasn't good enough? You started drinking the medicine?

I ain't special. I drink weird Swiss cherry brandy steeped in a bottle with a whole pear in it



(my father bought this bottle in 1970)

But how'd they get the shippear in the bottle?!

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Somewhere out there there must be some dudebros challenging each other to alternating shots of bitters and pig semen, when they come across the last page ITT they finally vomit.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
My oma and opa keep a bottle of Jagermeister in the freezer as an after dinner digestif, like after a heavy roast pork neck with dark beer gravy and potato dumplings.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Das Boo posted:

But how'd they get the shippear in the bottle?!

You just stick the bottle over the baby pear and let it grow. It ain't rocket science.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
But how do they get the booze in the bottle?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Yolomon Wayne posted:

But how do they get the booze in the bottle?

My guess is they pour it in.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


They get your mom to piss it in.

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Vakal posted:

You just stick the bottle over the baby pear and let it grow. It ain't rocket science.



I actually didn't know this and was trying to figure it out in stupid ways (blowing the glass around the fully grown pear hoping the pear doesn't ignite or melt was my first idiot-brained thought)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

I actually didn't know this and was trying to figure it out in stupid ways (blowing the glass around the fully grown pear hoping the pear doesn't ignite or melt was my first idiot-brained thought)

Wait until you find out how bonzai cats are grown.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Wait until you find out how bonzai cats are grown.

nah, thats just a bit of vaseline and a lot of willpower

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house

PainterofCrap posted:

I know it gets cold & dark during those long winters in the Schwartzwald, but beer wasn't good enough? You started drinking the medicine?

i was born in baden-württemberg and yes

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

PainterofCrap posted:

That's part of it but it's mostly the gag of making herb liquors - anything with "Krauter" in it suuuuuuuuuucks.

I know it gets cold & dark during those long winters in the Schwartzwald, but beer wasn't good enough? You started drinking the medicine?

I ain't special. I drink weird Swiss cherry brandy steeped in a bottle with a whole pear in it



(my father bought this bottle in 1970)



I give you the Hungarian health potion.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

that’s zwack, yo

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.




Malort is a type of bäsk which you don't find too often stateside. I can drink it no problem, but a friend who's really into Malort once served a different kind of bäsk, and that tasted for all the world like gin with licorice. That was too much for me.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


There's been a lack of cursed content ITT lately so have a crow eating a bird I encountered this morn. (URLed for all the babbies what can't handle nature)
https://www.imagebam.com/view/METBTOC

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

By popular demand posted:

There's been a lack of cursed content ITT lately so have a crow eating a bird I encountered this morn. (URLed for all the babbies what can't handle nature)
https://www.imagebam.com/view/METBTOC

The curse is all the porn ads on that image hosting site.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't see anything but then I am smart enough to use adblock plugins.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I use it, but I've configured it to block nature's violence while allowing the porn to slip through

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


CheeseThief posted:



I give you the Hungarian health potion.

I got Unicum and Malort in my home collection because my friends hate me.

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more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Malort is good actually

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