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Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

It's allegedly ASCII maps but all I see is one goatse each for Minneapolis and St. Paul:



Edit: yay, a decent snipe!

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Two... goatse?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Oddhair posted:

It's allegedly ASCII maps but all I see is one goatse each for Minneapolis and St. Paul:



Edit: yay, a decent snipe!

Kirk from Minnesota, his ASCII spread wide

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Mozi posted:

i'm not sure this robert crumb fellow is entirely on the straight and narrow

How can you say such a thing? He illustrated the Bible!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Oddhair posted:

It's allegedly ASCII maps but all I see is one goatse each for Minneapolis and St. Paul:



Edit: yay, a decent snipe!

those are clearly dwarves

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Nenonen posted:

B-b-but it's not animu... :sweatdrop:

:nws: because it's [REMOVED]

This should not have been posted.

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Apr 17, 2024

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

I. M. Gei posted:

This should not have been posted.

The Cursed Images Thread: Biblically accurate cartoon sex

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

I. M. Gei posted:

This should not have been posted.

Yeah let's not have depictions of a dog loving a baby posted in the thread.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Nenonen posted:

B-b-but it's not animu... :sweatdrop:

:nws: because it's Robert Crumb



THE ARISTOCRATS!!!!

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

DandyLion posted:

Kirk from Minnesota, his ASCII spread wide

no no, kirk will be showing his rear end in atlanta next season

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



wesleywillis posted:

THE ARISTOCRATS!!!!

Please don't quote that image.

I edited both the image link and the link to the post out of my quote for a very good reason, and you should do the same. Or just not quote it at all.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



TotalLossBrain posted:

Why do tech bros come up with these ridiculous names.
because you can't trademark generic terms

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Happy allergy season

https://i.imgur.com/hu5WGgR.mp4

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

God, look at all that tree jizz

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005


NSFW that dude, jesus.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

wesleywillis posted:

God, look at all that tree jizz

That's how I wanna go.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

That's how I wanna go.

In a cloud of yellow cum?

Raspberry Bang
Feb 14, 2007



Spring: Natures’s Bukkake

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

What's cursed is the garden-path sentence in the headline. Took me a full minute to read it correctly.

Huh, how many bathrooms did neanderthals have? More than me I bet :homebrew:

TotalLossBrain posted:

Wow!

Even the dog is into it

The giant eye dolls loving over the couch got a Sensible Chuckle out of me. My grandparents had a few prints of that style in their house, I think I have them in my closet still. No loving though :(

e:

Milo and POTUS posted:

Two... goatse?

The entire region is called the Twin Goatsities.

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Apr 18, 2024

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

jesus christ i hate spring, sometimes

All I get out here is a street lined with sweetgum trees that blast gumball spheres and a sticky sap aerosol over the entire neighborhood so that everything gets covered in little hard balls and a coating of sticky hell

Aperture Priority
May 4, 2009

~~*~~Is Dream~~*~~
:coolfish::3::coolfish:

Catastrophe posted:

jesus christ i hate spring, sometimes

All I get out here is a street lined with sweetgum trees that blast gumball spheres and a sticky sap aerosol over the entire neighborhood so that everything gets covered in little hard balls and a coating of sticky hell

My wife rolled her ankle on one of those bastards in the driveway this morning, they’re the worst.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's unsafe disposal of the chlorine tree.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

at work last spring on a windy day in a ravine I saw some Douglas firs shedding pollen like that and just watching from a distance made me itchy

Super Dan
Jan 26, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ECwExc-_M

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Why do they keep giving their robots heads?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
gotta put the human brain somewhere

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's to lull us into a false sense of safety: We are used to evil we can put to the guillotine and we will be caught unawares by the machines!

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Paladinus posted:

Why do they keep giving their robots heads?

Why did God give humans heads?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

bird with big dick posted:

Why did God give humans heads?

God just thought they were goofy looking. That's the reasons behind a lot of god's choices in how humans look.

The majestic Emu was the one God made in their own image.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nah, God just likes him some terrorbirds.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
I ran into a guy casually walking one of those robot dogs through the park last week. It looked just like the DARPA funded ones but he said it was a Chinese knock off.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

can god give me head :biglips:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Zopotantor posted:

How can you say such a thing? He illustrated the Bible!

I bought it when it first came out. It’s decidedly normal besides all the chicks having them Crumb-bums and thighs.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/XtaEgaP.mp4

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I fail to see the curse.


Unless they're building up to a GOONCAMP
:eek:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



By popular demand posted:

I fail to see the curse.


Unless they're building up to a GOONCAMP
:eek:

You're not bothered by witnessing someone's last moments during the frogpocalypse? You're made of stronger stuff than me

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Dude my people spend this time of year talking about *multiple* biblical plagues, of which frogs are among the least terrifying.

Harmless amphibians got no terror hold over me.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!



Wanna pet that plague of frogs.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Exactly what I'm saying! you can't well pet a plague of biting insects or flaming hail.

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