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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/IOIwbSv.mp4

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

If I had such fine hogs I'd be pretty serious about them too.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

wtf are these people doing

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

I unmuted and I'm very upset that the music used is not Linkin Park.

I have no idea what they are doing but they all look like they're about to get into a massive hog brawl.

Edit: I managed to find out what they are doing. It's a pig showmanship competition. The pigs are being judged, and the handlers are supposed to keep their eyes fixed on the judges to try and catch their attention and get the judges to look at the pig, and show off all sides of the pig. It also makes sure they are aware of their surroundings and of any instruction given to them.

I still don't know why this translates to "Intensely staring at you while showing off my fat hog" but here we are.

Jamesman fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Apr 19, 2024

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Mustang posted:

wtf are these people doing

Training to become a hunchback.

The pigs the coach.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Mustang posted:

wtf are these people doing
It's the immortal art and science of swine showmanship. loving philistine

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
lmao yall don't know hog tappin'

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


It's called a Pig Whip. You smack the pig in the face to make him do a little strut, so you can win Best Strutting Hog at the County Fair Hog Strutting Contest.

That is the actual explanation

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Doesn't show up, but given this thread I might just not find out what it is for once

Weird it works for me.


https://i.imgur.com/GMSTfvY.mp4

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Jamesman posted:

I unmuted and I'm very upset that the music used is not Linkin Park.

I'm just gonna pretend it's I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Tarkus posted:

I've listened to interviews with this guy. He's absolutely terrified of dying and his motto is "don't die". He's an excellent argument for maintaining the current mortality meta.

This is how you end up with Liches.

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Tarkus posted:

If I had such fine hogs I'd be pretty serious about them too.

You've a decent hog, it just doesn't like being hit with a stick

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


All the ladies stare intently when I work my hog.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

watched this looped like 3 times while listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZM1WQKwpl0

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Why are the hog tappers dressed like characters from The Hunger Games?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

LvK posted:

watched this looped like 3 times while listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZM1WQKwpl0

Same but


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vzb58frS9g


Those frogs might be a Texan bullfrog aquaculture farm, I had them alot in Cambodia, grilled over hot coals, spiced oil, very tasty one.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
what do those blind kids have against the pigs?

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Non Compos Mentis posted:

what do those blind kids have against the pigs?

I wonder if it's just cultural bias that keeps us from having seeing eye pigs? Everyone always says how smart hogs are, I'm sure they could be trained to stay out of jet engines at a minimum...

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Non Compos Mentis posted:

what do those blind kids have against the pigs?

Nothing, theyre showing them the way to.... Hog-warts

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

You Are A Werewolf posted:

Why are the hog tappers dressed like characters from The Hunger Games?

Everyone knows the Hogtappers are from Paris fashion week, there was even a song about it

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

Takes No Damage posted:

I wonder if it's just cultural bias that keeps us from having seeing eye pigs? Everyone always says how smart hogs are, I'm sure they could be trained to stay out of jet engines at a minimum...

Pigs get loving huge

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Pigs are too smart to be blindly obedient to humans

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Bald Stalin posted:

Pigs get loving huge

Minipigs :colbert:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Dr. Kristie Mozzachio having a nap in her assistant's arms.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
Excellent illustration of the importance of maintaining eye contact while working your hog.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

Are bullshit. They grow into big pigs.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Bald Stalin posted:

Are bullshit. They grow into big pigs.

Yeah, but then they can just ride the mini-pig. It still works.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Bald Stalin posted:

Pigs get loving huge

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


RIP AND TEAR

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Takes No Damage posted:

I wonder if it's just cultural bias that keeps us from having seeing eye pigs? Everyone always says how smart hogs are, I'm sure they could be trained to stay out of jet engines at a minimum...


Blind owners wouldn't be able to admire their pigs giant nuts.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Intensely staring at you while showing off my fat hog

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

wesleywillis posted:

Blind owners wouldn't be able to admire their pigs' giant nuts.

that's what the balls are for, no need for a stick just hold onto those huge balls

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


wesleywillis posted:

Blind owners wouldn't be able to admire their pigs giant nuts.

ADMIRE A PIG'S NUTS
ADMIRE A PIG'S NUTS
ADMIRE A PIG'S NUTS
ADMIRE A PIG'S NUTS

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Staples, that was easy

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

MSPain posted:

just saw this in the wild on fb marketplace



You just know that pad has been tie-wrapped around his cock

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

That girl’s belt buckle looks like some bizarre fashion-based martial art weapon that a fabulous ninja could hurl through a wall.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

That girl’s belt buckle looks like some bizarre fashion-based martial art weapon that a fabulous ninja could hurl through a wall.

Maybe they get huge belt buckles for top prize like rodeo winners do.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
that girl has the practiced walk cycle of a Counter-Strike 1.6 player model.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

You Are A Werewolf posted:

Why are the hog tappers dressed like characters from The Hunger Games?
That girl has popped up on my Facebook feed a few times, and that's the least insane outfit she's been in. I think it'd, again, to get the judges' attention.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Do they all put makeup under their eyes or is the middle aged alcoholic look just the genetics wherever that is?

Regardless, that smiling pink hog is :blessed:

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

That pink pig with floppy ears has the most contented smile on its face, just loving it

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