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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


which I know little and so I don’t get the jokes

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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Please don’t try to explain wrestling to me in this thread, as that will only make more posts in byob about wrestling, which I personally do not understand


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Heather Papps

hello friend


i agree golf is were it's at



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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Here are the few facts about wrestling which I do understand. please do not attempt to tell me more about wrestling, as I will certainly not comprehend it.

-They hit each other with chairs sometimes
-It may or may not all be fake (depends on which of my cousins I ask)
-All the men are very large and muscled, but in a really beefy way and they wear underpants that seem designed not to be sexy
-I think there are some ladies too
-there are some very large belts involved, but people wear them across their chest not as actual belts, which I suppose is logically since they are far too comically large and impractical to serve as actual belts I mean can you imagine how big the beltloops would have to be and plus they don’t even have beltloops on their funny little underpants
-I think the participants have feuds with each other, but this may or may not also be fake


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Heather Papps posted:

i agree golf is were it's at

Definitely agree golf players are very cute these days and the only reason I watch any sports is cuz I’m a creepy perv


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Golf usually has nice scenery, whereas I understand wrestling to only occur inside large and soulless arenas or in backwards on broken or soon to be broken trampolines, neither of which I find particularly scenic


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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I'm w/ u Schnitz. I don't get it and I don't want to

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


This is not to disparage anyone for making jokes or references to anything they may or may not enjoy, it is merely to say that in the case of references to wrasslin, I won’t understand them


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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
May I suggest golf-wrestling? It might be a good introductory step for you.

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Buttchocks posted:

May I suggest golf-wrestling? It might be a good introductory step for you.

This could be good actually


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


It’s like golf in that it is outside and has clubs and nice scenery, but it’s like wrestling because there are intense rivalries and big belts, and the synergy is that instead of hitting each other with chairs they use the golf clubs


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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
one of the rasslers should be an actual lion. I'd watch that all day long

Heather Papps

hello friend


Areola Grande posted:

one of the rasslers should be an actual lion. I'd watch that all day long

the more things change the more they stay the same



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

google THIS

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

It’s like golf in that it is outside and has clubs and nice scenery, but it’s like wrestling because there are intense rivalries and big belts, and the synergy is that instead of hitting each other with chairs they use the golf clubs

The golf wrestlers trash talk each other in a polite whisper

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
this rasslin plague reminds me of the great byob anime plague of '018

:(

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


wrestling is better when you know nothing anyway

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


it's like going to school to be a geologist and then you never stop noticing everything about all the rocks around you and you can't just go "drat thats a nice rock" anymore

google THIS

Wrestling used to be called WWF but later it became WWE so it must have ranked up at some point, still not very impressive though

The Maroon Hawk

all I know about wrestling is that I once worked a rehearsal for a WWFEFW (whatever) Wrestling Match, just in case anyone still thought it wasn't scripted

biosterous




Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

-All the men are very large and muscled, but in a really beefy way and they wear underpants that seem designed not to be sexy

this is no longer the case, there are all sorts of shapes of men and ladies, and various levels of sexy and not-sexy underwear



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he/him

Jinh

Areola Grande posted:

this rasslin plague reminds me of the great byob anime plague of '018

:(

Pokemon is ok though I think we can agree

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Jinh posted:

Pokemon is ok though I think we can agree

no question there :palmon:

let's keep the yob as Pokemon as possible from now on

:qirex:





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Jinh

I have been learning fighting games. And reading about all this wrestling stuff in the chats, I think if the wrestlers maybe threw fireballs sometimes or did a dragon punch that might be enough to get me invested

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Pokemon transcends all plagues

Jinh

Areola Grande posted:

Pokemon transcends all plagues

What if the wrtstlers were kept in little balls. And evolved when they won enough matches and got extra arms n poo poo

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Jinh posted:

What if the wrtstlers were kept in little balls. And evolved when they won enough matches and got extra arms n poo poo

whoops all machamps

biosterous




Jinh posted:

I have been learning fighting games. And reading about all this wrestling stuff in the chats, I think if the wrestlers maybe threw fireballs sometimes or did a dragon punch that might be enough to get me invested

sometimes wrestlers do throw fireballs though



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he/him

Jinh

biosterous posted:

sometimes wrestlers do throw fireballs though

Whoa really? This changes everything

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


biosterous posted:

sometimes wrestlers do throw fireballs though

And some of us have wings!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Jinh posted:

Whoa really? This changes everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFAMdwRoEWM&t=31s


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thank you again Saoshyant!!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Jinh posted:

Pokemon is ok though I think we can agree

pokemon is another thing about which i know little, and another source of references and jokes i do not understand


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Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
i don’t understand vegemite references but u don’t hear me complaining about it


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Happy Hippo

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

maintain kayfabe always so the marks don't smarten up to the gimmicks, no rib

google THIS

Happy Hippo posted:

maintain kayfabe always so the marks don't smarten up to the gimmicks, no rib

See, here is another joke or reference that I don't understand because I've never read A Clockwork Orange

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

See, here is another joke or reference that I don't understand because I've never read A Clockwork Orange

lol

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Happy Hippo posted:

maintain kayfabe always so the marks don't smarten up to the gimmicks, no rib

You gotta really sell the phases too

Goons Are Gifts

rarity's expertise is needed here I believe


Stoner Sloth

Goons Are Great posted:

rarity's expertise is needed here I believe

:hmmyes:

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Just chillin' : )
Hell, same op



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Prof. Crocodile

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

pokemon is another thing about which i know little, and another source of references and jokes i do not understand

pokemon is basically pro-wrestling but for animals. pikachu is just a squirrel in bodypaint and a wacky haircut.

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