TheGreyGhost posted:

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

When is the combine so we can know for sure Bryce is 5'6

Shane Steichen posted:

I think accuracy, decision making and the ability to create are the three things that I look at in a quarterback,. I think those all three things are very important but obviously, above the neck, the players that I've been around – Jalen Hurts, Justin Herbert and Philip Rivers, they all have one thing in common. They're obsessed with their craft. If you can find that in a quarterback, you'll probably have some success.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Someone post the TLDR of all the QBs who are going to be drafted tonight.

TheGreyGhost posted:

CJ Stroud (8.5; 7.14; 4) - Elite pocket guy in rhythm who has weird vibes at times and sometimes misses obvious threats. The Coachwhip Snake—known for constricting blood flow to improve eyesight when threatened but otherwise coasting in life.

Bryce Young (8.5; 7.29; 8) - Scrambling, lovable quarterback who everyone wants in a nice home but is frequently an escape artist—the Corn Snake.

Will Levis (8; 7.0; 7) - Might die to mistaken identity in Appalachia, Eastern Milksnake

Anthony Richardson (7.5; 6.57; 6.5) - Absolute hulk with exactly one speed and no nuance. King Snake

Hendon Hooker (7; 5.93; 7) - Debate over how old he is being relevant when the actual issue here is that he’s common and not that interesting. Great Basin Gophersnake