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Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Bullshit rear end cunts pretending like that wasn't done on purpose. They bowled directly at his body and knew exactly what they were doing. gently caress Australia. gently caress them in their stupid loving asses.

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Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

https://twitter.com/cricketcomau/status/1616678615512666118

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

therattle posted:

What’s going on in the one where the players are all lying down?

Bee swarm?

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009


Oh lol I was thinking of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuLzYJhYfto

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Centusin posted:

steve smith might be good at t20

Immediately gets out to a knee high full toss.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

What's this version of bazball called?

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Packing the side with lefties doesn't seem like a great idea either.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Has Cummins ever lost a toss?

Lol at picking Murphy. 7 first class matches.

Predicting 3-1 India. Warner to score less than 100 for the series.

I know Head is garbage at the subcontinent but he's a bit stiff getting dropped. At least give him a go. Bazball style innings wouldn't go astray.

Airstream Driver fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Feb 9, 2023

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Might not need to worry about the spinners lol

E: Warner to score less than 10 for the series

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Wish they'd drop Warner for Renshaw. Don't mind Head and handsome Pete for a middle order.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Don't worry Garry and big Murph will give it a bit of a rip.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Harry Potter came out to bat.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Well that went about as well as expected.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009


He was just being kind and applying lube before he hosed us.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Interesting who plays next test if starc is fit. I think he and Boland would be the better combination but a bit hard to drop the captain even though he's bowling like poo poo.

Dunno why Murphy hasn't bowled yet, he looked the most likely to take a wicket. Not impressed with Cummins' captaincy so far.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Alright gently caress off Gary, got a new goat.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Pitch doesn't seem too tricky for the lefties.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Any danger of taking a wicket?

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

It's the pitch I tells ya

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Maybe you should stop playing the reverse sweep Carey.

E: gently caress this, take away their golf simulator, take away their Xbox, take away their $10k coffee machine and lock em in the nets.

Hopefully big Murph gives them an absolute gob full once they're back in the sheds.

Airstream Driver fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Feb 11, 2023

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Just a bit short. Another 300 and we would have had them worried.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Hope all the NZ goons are ok and fighting back against mother nature.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Remember that week NZ were good at cricket?

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

tarbrush posted:

I worry that all of them are great attackers but there's still no one that can dig in against a properly spicy attack

Who are the spicy attacks? Aus and India. Doubt you'll have too much trouble with a home Ashes especially after we get demolished 4-0 by India. You've got a tour of India next year where bazball may be the best chance of stealing a couple of wins.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Has Allan Border been diagnosed with Parkinson's? Don't think I've ever seen him move around so much on a panel.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Ah well, 15 should be enough to secure his spot for the rest of the series.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

It's lol time

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Loving handsome pete with the floppy and long sleeves.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

lol at Lyon asking Jadeje to follow him on instagram as he's coming in to bowl.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Lol that the drug dealer wasn't the most popular guy on the team.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

He is showing no interest in the cartoons

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Let's not bowl the guy who took 7 last match.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

2 poo poo reviews.

e: and then they don't review one that's out. rekt.

Airstream Driver fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Feb 18, 2023

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

So so bad at reviews.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

RichardA posted:

Rough call. In cases like that do they stick with on field re: bat/pad first or did the third umpire think it was convincing from the footage.

I thought it was convincing the ball deviated off the pad first.

NZ should stop getting bowled by Broad imo.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Bit of a shame we had such a good opening but couldn't finish them off. It is difficult when they have such a short tail though. Might be our only chance for the series.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

phwoar bit smoggy this morning.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Renshaw might be better in England but he has no idea in India.

e: lolstralia

Airstream Driver fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Feb 19, 2023

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

lmao

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Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

9/48. That's a lol. 8/28

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