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live with fruit posted:It'll probably be bad but David Lowery's been able to cash Disney checks and keep his dignity. look at his wikipedia photo and tell me that man has been able to keep his dignity
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 19:32 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 00:48 |
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kalel posted:quantum of solace is loving awful, what are you people smoking It’s bad but by default it’s pretty much the second best Craig Bond after Casino Royale
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2023 16:07 |
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Grendels Dad posted:Is No Time to Die that hated? I thought it was OK. Didn't even make it through QoS OR Spectre, which is pretty rare for me. I thought No Time to Die sucked rear end. Skyfall has a couple moments and Spectre has like one moment.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 19:27 |
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between Pig and The Menu i am 2 for 2 on not at all liking recent movies about foodie culture that it seems like everyone else loved
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 20:36 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:Ah yes, the mid-90s, when there was a complete absence of paranoid white supremacist conspiracies in America. Absolutely zero federal buildings exploded by neo-Nazis they pretty much tackled it head on too, the X-Files movie opens with a very thinly veiled version of the Oklahoma City bombing
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 15:37 |
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Chairman Capone posted:Also notable that both Timothy McVeigh and Chris Carter were radicalized into their conspiracy views from reading Behold a Pale Horse. god that book was everywhere in the '90s huh
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 16:58 |
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:Is Bautista the anti-Rock? he's just the new Rock. in 10 years everyone will be sick of him just like everybody who ten years ago loved The Rock is sick of him now.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2023 21:35 |
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i liked the roughly 20 minutes of monster stuff total from Godzilla '14 and King of the Monsters
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 00:21 |
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Nightmare Cinema posted:What I'm saying is Shin Godzilla is best Godzilla and it's not even close. best of the 21st century, anyway
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 00:36 |
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Black Lighter posted:And Chloe Zhao just doesn't seem like she has the sensibility to make a good
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 18:57 |
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i dunno i liked it as a kid but as an adult it seems apparent that ace ventura 2 trades being transphobic for being insanely racist
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2023 19:41 |
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MacheteZombie posted:Lol so many people are convinced the Wright version was no good because the "leaks" confirmed there was no Luis and Scott was gunna be more of a prick instead of a loveable schmuck. i dunno, considering his next project after leaving Ant Man was Baby Driver, not sure we can count on his version as having been good either.
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# ¿ May 15, 2023 20:53 |
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X-Ray Pecs posted:I didn’t see Baby Driver, but Last Night in Soho is baaaaaaad and really makes you question who thought any part of act three was a good idea. Last Night in Soho for all its flaws still considerably better than Baby Driver
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# ¿ May 16, 2023 14:57 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Rough stuff. for how much of a focus Baby Driver puts on its soundtrack, the soundtrack to Last Night in Soho is way better, and actually feels like the songs were picked for a reason beyond "here are some songs i like"
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# ¿ May 16, 2023 17:07 |
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Alhazred posted:Outside the dance scene (which is amazing) there's honestly not that much to Last Night in Soho. Correct. But it did not make me want to die of cringe like Baby Driver did.
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# ¿ May 16, 2023 18:15 |
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i always took it as faking the heart attack was a desperation move to prevent being blown up, but the thing didn't count on getting defibrilated and going all thing-mode was basically an involuntary defensive reaction
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 16:03 |
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that dog wasn't even a Thing, that's just what happens when you don't give huskies enough to do
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 17:13 |
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Snowman_McK posted:The first one really only works thanks to Mickey Rourke. It's a by the numbers plot with a weak script and then Mickey Rourke delivers a really good growly, drunken monologue that somehow pulls the whole thing together and gives it weight that it has, in no way, earned. i watched the first Expendables for the first time recently and sometime during Mickey Rourke and Sylvester Stallone's mumble-off i realized "i have no idea what either of these guys are saying"
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2023 15:46 |
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Basebf555 posted:The thing with The Expendables movies is they look like poo poo. They are drab, boring looking films, which for me is a deal-breaker in the age of John Wick. the other thing i noticed about The Expendables is all the action couldn't feel more like Stallone just handed it all off to his second unit and went "yeah just do whatever". it stands out because he did Rambo IV two years before and the action in that is really good.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2023 15:51 |
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Snowman_McK posted:It's not a reading comprehension thing (gently caress you) it's just not a very good scene. Zombies always require an enormous amount of contrivance to be a threat and the battle of yonkers features a massive, massive, massive amount of contrivance. There's 'the military makes non ideal decisions under pressure' and there's 'the military makes the worst possible decision at every single point.' no, i’m pretty sure zombies would beat the army
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2023 01:45 |
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"what am i supposed to believe that zombies are magic?" yes
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2023 16:38 |
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Grendels Dad posted:Remind me what that means, please. Pretend that I have no idea what a blockchain is. don't worry about it
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 22:06 |
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the theater i went to see Oppenheimer at wasn't showing Barbie but they worked out a deal with another local theater where if you brought a ticket stub for Barbie from that theater or vice versa you got a free popcorn.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 22:06 |
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Escape from L.A. is not as good as Escape from New York (Carpenter's best movie), but it does whip rear end. I owe Vampires a rewatch but I'd tentatively call L.A. Carpenter's last really good movie and a decent capstone to his career.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 16:46 |
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what are some movies other than Escape from L.A. that are sequels that double as parodies of the first movie? I guess you could argue Evil Dead II but I feel like there are others I'm forgetting.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 17:45 |
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Basebf555 posted:Gremlins 2 is a good one Pope Corky the IX posted:Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 duh, two obvious ones i overlooked. Halloween Jack posted:Idunno if Slumber Party Massacre II counts as a parody of the first, but it takes the satire into outright surrealism. this reminded me of another: Sleepaway Camp II (and III)
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 17:53 |
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joylessdivision posted:Sleepaway Camp 2 is fantastic and I honestly like it better than the original. Depending on my mood on a given day i agree with this.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 19:19 |
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i saw Lifeforce on 70mm like three rows back from the screen. one of my loudest and most awesome movie theater experiences. edit: pretty sure i was also on edibles, pretty much SOP for me at the movies these days Uncle Boogeyman fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Jul 27, 2023 |
# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 22:05 |
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mycot posted:21 Jump Street the movie is a parody of the original 21 Jump Street but that might be stretching the definition of sequel. that's more in the lineage of the '90s TV adaptations that were parodies of their source material, like The Brady Bunch Movie
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 22:38 |
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A True Jar Jar Fan posted:The talky, stuffiness of those old films is great, bring that back to movies what they need to bring back from the Hammer movies is having one castle set that you reuse and redress and shoot like 50 movies in.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 00:41 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm actually getting rather Dune vibes from Rebel Moon in particular, probably on purpose I'm sure. But that whole sci-fantasy mix is just kind of a whole swirling cauldron at this point. quite literally "we have Dune at home"
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 18:24 |
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MacheteZombie posted:The Incal lol i think he just loves taking promo photos
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 15:37 |
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What We Do in the Shadows and Hunt for the Wilderpeople were both pretty fun but he burned through that goodwill fast. I didn't see Jojo Rabbit but it looked like the worst bullshit ever.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 16:13 |
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:Jojo Rabbit is a movie that I feel you’re gonna give a lot less credit if you know he made the pee pee doo doo nazi comedy out of a book that was a serious-as-a-heart-attack drama about fascism and the way it destroys your soul. i just already saw Life is Beautiful when it first came out and i didn't particularly like it then either
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 16:41 |
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Jakob the Liar felt like it was cranked out to be the American Life is Beautiful, like they couldn't get the rights to a straight English language remake starring Robin Williams but they could get the rights to that book
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 18:54 |
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Underrated (and uncredited) serious Robin Williams role: Dead Again, in which he basically plays that movie's equivalent of Mickey Rourke in Body Heat
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 18:11 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I'm gonna go master gardener on you buddy. Charlie Goes Card Counter All Over Everybody's rear end
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2023 15:04 |
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i feel like all you need to know about David Ayer is the closest he's come to a directing a good movie was Found Footage Buddy Cop Movie
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2023 15:51 |
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Van Damme had a way better average than Stallone or Willis. i recently did a Van Dammeathon and went through almost 30 movies, it was great. i tried to do a Stalloneathon after and gave up after like 5, it was like eating a big bowl of sand.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 15:27 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 00:48 |
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DarkSol posted:Rumble in the Bronx? that was his U.S. breakthrough, but not really a Hollywood movie. I need to read The Last Action Heroes, I don't really have a sense as to how well known Jackie Chan was in the U.S. before Rumble. I know they tried to make him happen with that movie The Protector but it's by all accounts terrible. I think he was in Cannonball Run too? i assume film nerds knew about him in the '80s at least.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 18:18 |