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Keisari
May 24, 2011

Bertha the Toaster posted:

In a way I'm disappointed it wasn't a 100,001 hour ban this time.

Or a 100 006.

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tiaz
Jul 1, 2004

PICK UP THAT PRESENT.


Zelensky's Zealots

Keisari posted:

Or a 100 006.

they had a clean posting record for the past 10 years, surely we can start the probe ramp at the bottom.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1780945360170402065
There's the final tally for the ATACMS hit last night. What appears to be an entire S-400 battery, along with surveillance equipment and an air defense control post.

We no longer have to ask "what air defense doing?" because air defense isn't :byetankie:

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
What air defense doing

zone
Dec 6, 2016

ChthonicMasturbatr posted:

What air defense doing

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

https://x.com/ColbyBadhwar/status/1781180559684751576

Lets loving do this

zone
Dec 6, 2016

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

lol they shot down a strike bomber?

haddedam
Feb 19, 2024

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 17 days!)

This reckless endangerment of irreplaceable museum artifacts must stop! russia should go home lest future generations have nothing from soviet era to look at.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

haddedam posted:

This reckless endangerment of irreplaceable museum artifacts must stop! russia should go home lest future generations have nothing from soviet era to look at.

the variable-wing airplane is a very endangered species

lmao imagine hearing "an F-111 Aardvark got shot down" in 2024

haddedam
Feb 19, 2024

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 17 days!)

Saying russian cargo cult trash is like an a111 is like saying SVD is just a long barrel ak. It's incredebly offensive.

haddedam fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Apr 19, 2024

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

New Indiana Jones film looking bleak af

"It belongs in a museum"

CeeJee
Dec 4, 2001
Oven Wrangler

MrQwerty posted:

lol they shot down a strike bomber?

The reports of a Tu-22 going down over Stavropol have some pretty convincing footage but this is way outside of Ukrainian SAM range, even that ridiculous Thunderbird looking SA-5/S-200.

I'd say this is more likely an accident, still a good thing and something to be expected when pushing 40 year old airframes into high tempo missions.

Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

Strategic Tea posted:

New Indiana Jones film looking bleak af

"It belongs in a museum"

As the flames settle down around the wreckage a single tear runs down the old archaeologist face.

"Putin, I hate that guy"


Nah, strike that, Indy wouldn't cry over a destroyed antique, he would just be loving furious.

Tafferling fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Apr 19, 2024

zone
Dec 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1781223014278877458

quote:

Ukrainian HUR reveals additional details of the Tu-22M strategic bomber takedown that occurred over Russia last night.

Russian sources quickly attempted to claim that the plane fell due to technical issues but this was rebuked by HUR.

Here in the video, the command point of the unit which shot down the plane is shown.

It is said that HUR used some unknown weapon that was also employed to destroy a A-50 radar detection and control aircraft earlier.
The time has come for these foul things to all be shot out of the sky.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
I am not exactly sure how it is supposed to help Russia if they're claiming every major loss as their own incompetency or stupidity.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Tarquinn posted:

I am not exactly sure how it is supposed to help Russia if they're claiming every major loss as their own incompetency or stupidity.

They always do this in an attempt to save face, without realizing it just makes them look like even bigger fools

tiaz
Jul 1, 2004

PICK UP THAT PRESENT.


Zelensky's Zealots

CeeJee posted:

The reports of a Tu-22 going down over Stavropol have some pretty convincing footage but this is way outside of Ukrainian SAM range, even that ridiculous Thunderbird looking SA-5/S-200.

I'd say this is more likely an accident, still a good thing and something to be expected when pushing 40 year old airframes into high tempo missions.

Inadequate maintenance and friendly fire incidents are Ukrainian assets actually.

Tafferling posted:

As the flames settle down around the wreckage a single tear runs down the old archaeologist face.

"Putin, I hate that guy"


Nah, strike that, Indy wouldn't cry over a destroyed antique, he would just be loving furious.

it BELONGS on the USS INTREPID :argh:

zone
Dec 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1781231168496554106
3 day special military farce going according to plan :dumb:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Annoyed at the funding for Israel, but by Christ it's about time.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Fightercoper said the line

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1781223014278877458

The time has come for these foul things to all be shot out of the sky.

That was probably outside of even the frankenstein S-200 / Patriot that got used to blow a bunch of jets out of the sky range so I got doubts.

I mean if Ukraine really does have a new 300+km SAM capability thats pretty drat big to say the least but still, dubious

zone
Dec 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1781244469766922515

quote:

Russian military analyst Vlad Shlepchenko in his article for the radical Russian publication Tsargrad, said that a breakthrough in Ukraine’s defenses should not be expected, that Ukraine not only has not weakened, but also strengthened, and that Ukraine will not fall either this year or next.

At the same time, he also did not give a forecast for future years, saying only that there was a high probability of the war continuing in 2026-2027.
Oh god, they'll really be reduced to sending golf carts and Mad Maxed Urals along with human wave attacks if the war actually lasts that long.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

zone posted:


Fightercoper said the line

From what I gather the commander flips from switch and auto-ejects everyone else.

But then there's still an ejection seat for the commander, it's just not on the same blyat button that rockets your whole crew straight out the bottom of the plane into the tarmac:

quote:

On March 23, [2021,] the ejection system of a Tu-22M3 was accidentally triggered during a pre-flight check at the aerodrome in the Kaluga region,” the Russian Ministry of Defense said. “Due to an insufficient altitude for the parachutes to open, the three crew members were fatally injured as a result of their fall.”

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/aviation/a35916768/russian-bomber-crew-member-killed-in-ejection-seat-incident/

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Jesus, something made me chug my coffee when I saw that silhouette in the middle there

Love the implied smuggo on the final line

Geisladisk
Sep 15, 2007

Data Graham posted:

Jesus, something made me chug my coffee when I saw that silhouette in the middle there

Love the implied smuggo on the final line

You just know the Ukrainian army's graphic designer made a little document with a silhouette for every one of Russia's combat aircraft and he's pumped that he finally got to use that one

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1781244469766922515

Oh god, they'll really be reduced to sending golf carts and Mad Maxed Urals along with human wave attacks if the war actually lasts that long.

:godwin: The perfidious enemy has not only weakened, but strengthed! Freedom is slavery!

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I mean the cope bunker tanks look pretty Mad Max already tbf

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Toxic Mental posted:

I mean the cope bunker tanks look pretty Mad Max already tbf

there's already new models which look like a full height barn instead of a turtle

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Tis a fine barn, but sure it is no tank, English

DiomedesGodshill
Feb 21, 2009

zone posted:

A Tu-22M3 fell out of the sky today. Ukraine claims to have shot it down.

It looked like it was spinning like a helicopter attempting auto-rotation and falling straight down, as if it lost all forward (parallel to the ground) velocity. :psyduck:



:lol:

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

DiomedesGodshill posted:

It looked like it was spinning like a helicopter attempting auto-rotation and falling straight down, as if it lost all forward (parallel to the ground) velocity. :psyduck:

that's a flat spin

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

DiomedesGodshill posted:

It looked like it was spinning like a helicopter attempting auto-rotation and falling straight down, as if it lost all forward (parallel to the ground) velocity. :psyduck:



:lol:

Flat spins are pretty deadly even without enemy fire.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Just Another Lurker posted:

Flat spins are pretty deadly even without enemy fire.

:pressf: in the chat for Goose

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

NTRabbit posted:

:pressf: in the chat for Goose

f

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Cross posting from the Trump thread (because it's relevant as gently caress)



I've been screaming this from Day 1.

Putin is behind all the fuckery going on in the world today.

Period.

Point and blank.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Tarquinn posted:

I am not exactly sure how it is supposed to help Russia if they're claiming every major loss as their own incompetency or stupidity.

To Russia, it makes it look like Ukraine couldn't have the capacity to actually shoot the aircraft down, so Ukraine doesn't have any weapons worth fretting about and thus is weak enough to, in theory, be ripe for getting annihilated in 3 days by lacking AA systems.

None of this actually helps Russia save face when more Russian aircraft falls out of the sky no matter the cause, of course.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Cross posting from the Trump thread (because it's relevant as gently caress)

I've been screaming this from Day 1.

Putin is behind all the fuckery going on in the world today.

Period.

Point and blank.

Well, that is the Lincoln Project - remember, they're conservatives themselves.

Also, the rhetorics of it are very... All over the place and stupidly action movie trailer esque. There's no support for communism or socialism from Putin's Russia, so why would they say they're trying to reestablish the Soviet Union?

Russia is the villain here, but this is... This is made for political purposes beyond just defeating Russia/supporting Ukraine. Sorry if this makes me sound bitchy, but... I couldn't NOT comment on that.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Samovar posted:

Well, that is the Lincoln Project - remember, they're conservatives themselves.

Also, the rhetorics of it are very... All over the place and stupidly action movie trailer esque. There's no support for communism or socialism from Putin's Russia, so why would they say they're trying to reestablish the Soviet Union?

Russia is the villain here, but this is... This is made for political purposes beyond just defeating Russia/supporting Ukraine. Sorry if this makes me sound bitchy, but... I couldn't NOT comment on that.

It's made by old white boomers for old white boomers. Soviets = bad was drilled into their heads for decades.

If you don't get it you're not the target audience.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Samovar posted:

Well, that is the Lincoln Project - remember, they're conservatives themselves.

Also, the rhetorics of it are very... All over the place and stupidly action movie trailer esque. There's no support for communism or socialism from Putin's Russia, so why would they say they're trying to reestablish the Soviet Union?

Russia is the villain here, but this is... This is made for political purposes beyond just defeating Russia/supporting Ukraine. Sorry if this makes me sound bitchy, but... I couldn't NOT comment on that.

No, your point is well taken for the reasons you mentioned, it's just that more and more here, in the US, people are finally coming around to the fact that the US's elected body is compromised by Putin's money and agenda.

This video (despite it's dubious origins) hammers home that fact.

Apologies for any context taken outside of that.

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