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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007


Night 1

United States Championship: Austin Theory (c) vs. John Cena
SmackDown Women's Championship: Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Rhea Ripley
Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championships: The Usos (c) vs. Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens
Becky Lynch, Lita & Trish Stratus vs. Damage CTRL (Bayley, Dakota Kai & Iyo Sky)
Seth Rollins vs. Logan Paul
Rey Mysterio vs. Dominik Mysterio
Braun Strowman & Ricochet vs. Street Profits vs. Alpha Academy vs. Viking Raiders


Night 2

Undisputed WWE Universal Championship: Roman Reigns (c) vs. Cody Rhodes
Raw Women's Championship: Bianca Belair (c) vs. Asuka
Intercontinental Championship: Gunther (c) vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Sheamus
Hell in a Cell: Edge vs. Finn Balor
Brock Lesnar vs. Omos
Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez vs. Ronda Rousey & Shayna Baszler vs. Natalya & Shotzi vs. Chelsea Green & Sonya Deville

Should be some fun matches and one or two MOTYC are guaranteed with this line up.

Will Bray Wyatt show up? Will Tommy Dreamer kill Paul Heyman? Find out. I won’t tell anyone you watched WWE.



Posts Hall of Fame

Big Queefy posted:

Are they implying this match is a make a wish?

We Got Us A Bread posted:

This is an impromptu hair vs. losing hair match.

Le Saboteur posted:

Every year WWE finds more and more obscure Grammy winners to sing America The Beautiful.


Eat My Fuc fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Apr 3, 2023

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


go cody

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

I will not be watching Wrestlemania, but

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Cody’s winning the big one tonight. And tomorrow.

Dishwasher
Dec 5, 2006

Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!
This is an exceptionally decrepit Day 1 card. :witch:

Wouldn't have it any other way. :allears:

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Usos vs Steenerico is going to be 6 stars.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
S-tier thread title.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Fuckin :lol: Charlotte can't even main event night 1 over a part-time Cena

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Great OP

Edward Mass posted:

S-tier thread title.



https://i.imgur.com/PlJKOmJ.mp4

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

We love the Codester!

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
CODY

CODY

CODY

CODY

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007


Live feed from my house looking good

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
This should be brought back and on the screen the whole time
https://i.imgur.com/NVp0APy.mp4

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

I don't know if it would be funnier for Cena to put over Theory or for Theory to drop the belt to Cena

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
::points at sign, pukes on my shoes::

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Rhodes interview with Helwani is very good. Cody’s takes on promos, mental health, AEW all very nuanced and interesting. Fascinating guy.

https://youtu.be/tQSSHlUUnhE

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Jiro posted:

Fuckin :lol: Charlotte can't even main event night 1 over a part-time Cena

Main event is Usos/Zayn & Owens, as confirmed by the Meltz.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Byron is having to beg people to talk
about Rhea and Charlotte

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I wanted more Cody pics

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Digital Jedi posted:

This should be brought back and on the screen the whole time
https://i.imgur.com/NVp0APy.mp4

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

anyone else think cody is an awful name

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

got a flight to catch in 7 hours so i'm going to bed. enjoy the pape. i hope the usos retain

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Quantum of Phallus posted:

got a flight to catch in 7 hours so i'm going to bed. enjoy the pape. i hope the usos retain

nobody's bitch is going over

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i hope cody wins and that there's lots of fireworks

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Are there any pre show matches or is there no point in tuning in before 8?

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Rarity posted:

I wanted more Cody pics

I want more cody scoops!

An Taoiseach
Mar 23, 2008

World's Strongest Love
I hope we see a Wrestlemania Moment

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



this is the first time I've seen the Dominic getting arrested promo

lol

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

spinst posted:

this is the first time I've seen the Dominic getting arrested promo

lol

I haven't felt this kind of pain in a long time.

An Taoiseach
Mar 23, 2008

World's Strongest Love
Dom has such great lil poo poo energy

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Did he have a fake teardrop tattoo for a while?

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



This guy is loving drunk as hell

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

spinst posted:

this is the first time I've seen the Dominic getting arrested promo

lol

Dom has been really good ever since they leaned into him being a doofus. The match against Rey probably won't be great but it should be pretty entertaining.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
You're going to pull me back in for the next two nights, WWE. drat you.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Codependent Poster posted:

Dom has been really good ever since they leaned into him being a doofus. The match against Rey probably won't be great but it should be pretty entertaining.

I think Rey will work his rear end off and Dom will too, my dream is Rey does that Halloween Havoc move again he did with Eddie, if he even can. I think it’s only been done once.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Is this starting now or should I play the RE4 remake for 30 more minutes?

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Professor Funk posted:

Is this starting now or should I play the RE4 remake for 30 more minutes?

you got time. i’m stuck on the loving catapult section

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I hope you all are coming

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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019



Auschwitz has made it to the showcase of the immortals! Maybe a special Gunther entrance?

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